Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[brooky]

Sapiosexual (attracted to intelligence) is a stupid word and identity. But calling it ableist is kind of like saying people with very low IQs should be considered able to fully consent when sometimes they aren't.

Like yeah, I don't want to fuck people who are THAT much dumber than me. Maybe that makes me a snob. I also don't want to fuck people who have the actual mind of a five year old, because it would make ME a monster. If that makes me able ableist, so be it.

Also does she think sapiosexuals actually like, administer IQ tests or something? It was just a word for stuck up nerdy men to say they liked women who wear glasses and read sci-fi. Nobody who said they were sapiosexual were trying to get it on a pride flag or have the government recognize their orientation.

Meteosexual wasn't a sexuality. It was an aesthetic, like being goth or a hipster. Metro dudes were straight guys who were more into hygiene and appearance than usual, straight guys who took style cues from gay guys and didn't mind being associated with them. They got pretty quickly sublimated into bearded hipsters. Again, metrosexuals weren't demanding anybody recognize their niche gender or orientation. They were straight guys! (Probably a lot of them were bi but it wasn't that okay to be bi back then)

 

[Chromeo]

Had a dream about Stephanie last night! I dreamt she joined the Farms and started responding to us in the thread, and it was so frustrating because she'd respond with single sentences to posts that were made months ago, a billion of us would respond to that one sentence with normal length and long-ass replies, then she'd respond to some other months-old comment with a single sentence. She doubleposted and didn't seem to acknowledge anything we were actually saying, just taking random bits out of context so she could respond the way she wanted (like if somebody misspoke or misgendered her, or said something inaccurate because we didn't know the full information yet.) Then she went into some of our post histories and bothered us in other threads, posted pictures of herself in her underpants, it was just so bad. There was a community feature about it and she responded to it right in the community happenings thread.

Honestly that's probably the most realistic Stephanie dream I've had yet lol

 

[AfghanBlue]

Just 'hinkin about how Staph's new bluesky name is "is it summer yet?"
After "is it spring yet?" and "waiting for (winter) solstice!"
You know when it's summer her fat, ginger ass is gonna be suffering unduly and not going anywhere anyway, dogged by pests in her dirty apartment cramped with filth. At least the creepy crawlies will be some entertainment for the cat.

Girl is wishing her life away, anyway.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Staph just thinks she's right - full stop.

Ah yes, autistics, famously in touch with their emotions and eager to communicate them

'What are the odds?' Zero, because you and your PCOS mother are not intersex.

Even if she and her mother were intersex (they aren't), AND if the "1.7% of people have intersex 'traits'! It's as common as redheads! And they can reproduce!" fake stats were true (they aren't, either), the odds would be so impossible that Stephanie has essentially just announced to the internet that she's a big fat liar, yet again. Bravo

 

[Spangled Drongo]

Even if she and her mother were intersex (they aren't), AND if the "1.7% of people have intersex 'traits'! It's as common as redheads! And they can reproduce!" fake stats were true (they aren't, either), the odds would be so impossible that Stephanie has essentially just announced to the internet that she's a big fat liar, yet again. Bravo

Would love to hear how her mother would react to being called intersex, would she go along with it to humour her daughter or reject the label outright? I can't imagine a woman in a heterosexual marriage who wanted children of her own but struggled to conceive so ended up adopting a kid instead (who would grow up to be an ungrateful little snowflake) would be too happy being told that her inability to have a biological child makes her less of a woman.

Honestly I think the whole concept of "intersex" should be ditched, it basically takes a bunch of unrelated medical conditions (most of which affect only one of the two sexes... that includes Staph's misshapen lady bits. People who actually have bits that resemble neither a dick nor a vag but something inbetween/a combination of the two are incredibly rare) and shoves them all into one broad category under the rainbow umbrella when plenty of people with these sorts of conditions just want to be normal rather than parading their labels around for all to see. It's pretty much the anatomical equivalent of claiming anyone with non stereotypical interests or personality for their sex belongs under the trans umbrella regardless of how that person feels about gender stuff.

 

[a hapless toad]

From what I could gather, she's probably replying to a post he wrote about how he has no problem with buying Harry Potter merch/games, because not much money is going to JKR. He also virtue signals his support for trans people, so whatever.

Claims to be a gay man, has no clue how most gay men speak and interact, gets offended like a woman might if a straight man had said it.

That's absolutely not what he said. He just said if you think Ghost is a metal band then he pities you, I assume because it means you don't know what 'real' metal is. But he didn't say if you LIKE Ghost then he pities you. And even if he did, who fucking cares? My God, why is your self worth so tied up with what other people think?

 

[it's pronounced gif]

Would love to hear how her mother would react to being called intersex, would she go along with it to humour her daughter or reject the label outright? I can't imagine a woman in a heterosexual marriage who wanted children of her own but struggled to conceive so ended up adopting a kid instead (who would grow up to be an ungrateful little snowflake) would be too happy being told that her inability to have a biological child makes her less of a woman.

Exactly my thoughts. It's not very Woke of a brave transmascbxy to erase her mom's identity like that.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

A reminder from Christmas 2022 of the time Staph diagnosed her mom as intersex.

I would love to know what her mom's actual reaction was to Staph telling her that PCOS = you are intersex. All Staph cared about was reporting how she was emotional about it. 'Greatest Christmas gift I could ever ask for.' How silly.

Whilst I'm here:

'Yeah but I bet you don't care about brown people.' What a leap. She's been in such a dickhead mood for the last couple of days.

 

[RespiteontheSpitalfields]

Nope, I take it back. I didn't scroll far enough down her likes. I'm not even gonna talk about all the trans Perpetua stuff here, that's just old hat now, but my God she is nothing if not predictable.

There is not even Copia and Perpetua incest art on there. Steph being disappointing even when it comes to deranged stan gooning. Not even a single gore picture either. Boring.

Spoiler: Non-graphic but verbally explicit fictional incest doodle

Depending on which version of the lore you go with, these men are either half-brothers or uncle and nephew. Excuse me, I need to go drown myself in a vat of Aha. (Guh blargh soul unclean HOW IS THIS SOMEHOW WORSE THAN HIS TWIN.)

Whilst I'm here:

'Yeah but I bet you don't care about brown people.' What a leap. She's been in such a dickhead mood for the last couple of days.

YEAH ABOUT THAT. Apparently MJ's ghost didn't take the N-word card in the divorce?

 

[AfghanBlue]

Nope, I take it back. I didn't scroll far enough down her likes. I'm not even gonna talk about all the trans Perpetua stuff here, that's just old hat now, but my God she is nothing if not predictable.

Spoiler: Non-graphic but verbally explicit fictional incest doodle

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Depending on which version of the lore you go with, these men are either half-brothers or uncle and nephew. Excuse me, I need to go drown myself in a vat of Aha. (Guh blargh soul unclean HOW IS THIS SOMEHOW WORSE THAN HIS TWIN.)

YEAH ABOUT THAT. Apparently MJ's ghost didn't take the N-word card in the divorce?

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Waaaay less throwaway a caption, when you consider that Dahmer was as prolific a killer because of the fact that his victims were black and poor, and he was white.
Fucking gross.

Her whole shit is so lame and fundamentally shitty a person.
Despite attacking strangers on their own posts nonstop over the most irrelevant, not-her-business shit- then flat out not caring about the same shit, for anything that gets in the way of her schlick, over on the other website; Personality 2. Decking out her tumblr in all Ghost shit. Like "this is my new thing now!"... I was gonna say like a child, but even children are more loyal to stuff they actually care about, and don't label it "muh hyperfixation".

She proves every day why she is friendless, apart from the fakery of those who tolerate her just long enough to extract some money from her idiotic clutches. Every aspect of her personality is mean and shitty, constantly starting arguments and trying to use the worst ammo imaginable for non existent lights, but with all the grace and effectiveness of a fat sperg whose been pushed too far and is screaming random anime villain cringe, to the amusement of the middle school bullies.

That she spends all day of her whole life, when she's not losing arguments with strangers, partaking in gross sexual media of strangers - imagining that she is loved by God's and rock stars and celebrities of all varieties, and yet has never managed to fake nice long enough to get a loving touch once, from even the lowest level of partner - is unspeakably tragic.

It's bleak, and it's all so entirely self inflicted and unnessecary. It's just annoying that she reaches out and harrasses other people constantly. There's a real, real shitty streak there that would be so much more dangerous if she wasn't so totally retarded.

Thank fuck she has hobbled herself from ever being in a position of power or control of anyone again by destroying her mental and phsycial health with Tumblr, Testosterone and Twinkies.

Praise Loki for real, lol.
Whatever shitty tricky low level demon he sent to fuck with her has really done a number.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

'Yeah but I bet you don't care about brown people.' What a leap. She's been in such a dickhead mood for the last couple of days.

Total virtue signal. One could say the exact same thing to Yarbles McGee, whiter-than-white gender creature who bases a good chunk of her identity on her Scandinavian heritage and religion and simps for a serial killer who went after black and Asian victims. How much energy have you expended standing up for The Brown, Staph? The answer is next to zero.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Praise Loki for real, lol.
Whatever shitty tricky low level demon he sent to fuck with her has really done a number.

"Stop telling the Internet you serve me and take me off your Facebook relationship status, ughh" [spins the Wheel o' Curses and smites Stephanie with GERD]

She's just not taking the hint. Like people have said here before, it's weird how these powerful spiritualsts, demon pact-havers, god-marriers, never have great lives where they're healthy and happy and have fast cars and adequate housing. Seems bad for recruitment; you can't tell me Hell doesn't have any PR consultants.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

So why has Staph been down in the dumps and slapfighting...?

Shaving her legs. Talk about malicious compliance... 'I hope they notice', what a child. Also lol at being scammed again, I wonder how that happened?

 

[AfghanBlue]

So why has Staph been down in the dumps and slapfighting...?
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Shaving her legs. Talk about malicious compliance... 'I hope they notice', what a child. Also lol at being scammed again, I wonder how that happened?

Quoth New Scammer-
DEM HATS IZ DUMB BUT U SMILE SO GENUINE, GIRL!
Hot tip, you never should be actively *dealing with getting scammed*! (again).
As soon as you notice it's happening, you stop and reverse.
Unless she means she's giving herself the misery of trying to extract it back.
Unless she wants to go full hard case and charge into this pooners flat, rip the xbox out and march down to the pawn shop to grab like 30 dollars for it, she's shit out of luck and is only extending her pain more.

Spoiler: Hard Staph

She will never ever get a penny back by conventional means that rely on the scamemrs morality, duh-doi.
She bought all her weapons and shit for fighting the fascists (LOL?) but she clearly isn't willing to use any of them. Not that it's a good idea. A fat woman hiding behind a shakily held ornamental axe is a lot less genuinely scary than a mad (bonus, smelly) bitch who's willing to pile in, fair fight, with no regard to getting hurt herself.
If she ever brandished her shit at anyone it would be immediately taken off her and she'd get a light bitch slap with it, but if she barrelled in to someone it would be so fat and unpleasant and unexpected that the skeevy person has a good chance of getting a shock and not bothering in future, or at least knowing that she can't be particularly intimidated.
This is the sort of shit you have to learn if you let scumbags come into your fucking home. They are themsleves pathetic cowards and rarely have anyone else to call up on. Hence why they are lowered to bothering Staph.
There's another option, ofc, Don't have anything to do with them. But she gets taken in by them time and again, probably from boredom? And also, hilariously, cause she thinks she's like a social work sage, helping the poor and downtrodden who she is naturally superior to

I don't understand how people have a hard time shaving their legs. Particularly troons on here. Useless dysgenic fucks. It's literally so easy.
You know when she said "I hope they notice" she meant that she'd cut herself, not shaved.
So perhaps she did it bad on purpose. Perhaps they all do, for their own reasons. AGPs, so that they can make a post "asking for advice", etc .

'The Way' she's gotten into saying The Way lately is annoying also, she is a personality black hole. Mannerisms are swallowed up and that is the point at which the wider society gets sick of them and they disappear.

 

[pink cigarettes]

Lmao if Baba Yaga weren't just a folktale, she would drag ol Yarbs behind her chicken leg house then throw her off a cliff, this bitch She just talks to the lowest level demons all day. Like, the kinda retarded demons that the other demons don't even like

 

[Aunt Carol]

You know when she said "I hope they notice" she meant that she'd cut herself, not shaved.

Man, I think it might be worse than that. "I hope they notice" came right after "bled all over my bathroom."

Who's she shaving her legs for? Her dad. Who comes over and cleans for her?

Hopefully I just have poor reading comprehension, but I wouldn't put it past mug-pisser Stephanie to be leaving smears of blood all over so her dad asks her about it when he comes by and does maid service.

Lmao if Baba Yaga weren't just a folktale, she would drag ol Yarbs behind her chicken leg house then throw her off a cliff, this bitch

I got that Slav blood quantum but I won't pretend not to be an Amerimutt. Isn't Baba Yaga mostly hanging out in the woods, doing her own thing in her objectively cool hut, and occasionally eating children/travelers unless they're adequately polite and the right mixture of brave and clever?

Baba Yaga has vague and contradictory lore, being a folklore figure instead of a demon or a real-life serial killer. IIRC she has explicitly ugly breasts and canonically smells terrible, though, so maybe this isn't a bad patron for Stephanie.

Spoiler: folklore tangent

I've seen pictures of Sami hunting cabins--long-term storage for a migratory people--and the way they use tree roots as stabilizers sure looks like chicken legs. It's neat.

 

[often puzzled]

Man, I think it might be worse than that. "I hope they notice" came right after "bled all over my bathroom."

Who's she shaving her legs for? Her dad. Who comes over and cleans for her?

Hopefully I just have poor reading comprehension, but I wouldn't put it past mug-pisser Stephanie to be leaving smears of blood all over so her dad asks her about it when he comes by and does maid service.

That's how I read it. I really hope her dad isn't serving as her personal maid while also caring for his cancer-stricken spouse and life partner, but I will not be at all surprised if she means exactly that. Her apartment is cluttered and messy now, but I can absolutely see her eventually veering into hoarder territory.

Current stats: blocked by 477. Many people would realize that this means you're an unpleasant asshole, but that's why such people do not have 1756 pages on Kiwi Farms.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

Okay, the leg shaving thing is funny, but, "dealing with getting scammed AGAIN"??? I want to hear about this. Also, for the forty-seventh time, she needs a fucking conservator/guardian. Ten years ago.

The leg thing I'm thinking it's more likely she'll show up at the Elder Frigs' place with either visible cuts on her legs or a bunch of bandaids pasted all over. I just can't imagine anyone bleeding all over their bathroom and just leaving it that way for someone else to clean up. She's probably exaggerating. Unless it looks like a crime scene it's no big deal to wipe up, how could someone not do that?

 

[Fat Black Woman]

There is no way she nicked her legs so badly shaving that she got blood all over the bathroom. That simply does not happen. She wants to, quite cleverly she thinks, imply that she may have cut herself, but we all know Staph doesn't have the willpower or the tolerance for any modicum of discomfort to actually hurt herself on purpose. She doesn't even really suffer. She's less capable of feeling emotional pain than a goldfish, and her eyes actually somehow have less life in them. If anything it was inexperience, fucked FAS tard muscle tone, and "fuck you dad", and she slapped a little tissue paper over the nicks and called it a night, eager to "sneakily" reveal her oh-so serious self injury to the evil Frigs next time she sees them. Remember this is the retard whose very serious suicide attempt was drinking hand sanitizer and she never, ever shuts up about it.
I will not a-log. Instead I will merely wish upon her cystic acne, baldness, and even worse teeth, just like the hated poors. Television Loki man please answer my Kiwi prayers.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

She let a pajeet take control of her computer. How and why did that happen? Did she have a problem with her laptop and got offered that solution? Did someone send her a dodgy link? JFC.


Horrific.


She's just talking about herself in third person here. How sad.

Some of her usual Facebook discourse:


Wow. She learned how to crop her screen caps.


I spoke too soon. Staph, you have Discord and Instagram messages that you need to reply to. I don't know what Instagram she is still using.


Good for you, I guess.


This was from yesterday, when she was in dickhead mode. The original caption:

Grainy black and white photo with many imperfections of a laughing little light skinned girl holding a shorthaired grey kitten standing outside in the sun. Flower bushes are blooming behind her and behind them four light skinned adult family members are posing in a row and all smiling at the girl and kitten except an older man who appears to be scowling

She just wanted to be contrarian by misgendering a child and claiming the old man doesn't look like he's scowling. Insufferable retard baby woman behaviour.


This was from Mastodon. She damn well knows why she's in a foul mood: She hates that she can't say 'I'm 36 years old and I don't have to shave my legs' to her parents. So punk. So anarchist.


I doubt she would follow through with that prayer.