Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I once tried adderall for no good reason and ended up figuring how how to best play Endless Space until 5 am. It does not reduce stress, it only makes you desire total galactic conquest. Total Galactic Conquest was achieved but lessons were learned about how this is not a sustainable way to go about things.

Since when isn't total galactic conquest a stress-reliever? Man, some people don't know a good time.

 

[Sepia]

Nick once again claims he’s 30 days sober

Take that with the smallest grain of salt ever

"Salt," right.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Does anybody know the Rekieta+Null stream where Null warns, that if he catches Nick doing some degenerate stuff, he will personally come after him or something like that? I want to use that as intro to this:
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Why does he think this image is a win?

Yes...No Balldo.
No Balldo is a good thing.
Balldos are gross and sexually deviant.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Why does he think this image is a win?

Yes...No Balldo.
No Balldo is a good thing.
Balldos are gross and sexually deviant.

Huh? He didn't tweet the image, I edited it in.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Huh? He didn't tweet the image, I edited it in.

Oh my bad.

 

[LiquidKid]

If Josh got the footage, what I would do in his place is show a screenshot of it or couple of screen shots to Ralph and demand 5k. I might even consider offering the exclusive to the KillStream (watermarked of course) for additional 5000. Why the fuck not.

Fuck that, those retards don’t deserve anything.
All exclusives should go to MATI and MATI alone

 

[Vibralldo]

Fuck that, those retards don’t deserve anything.
All exclusives should go to MATI and MATI alone

There's no reason Null can't show the footage on MATI then say "Ralph owes me $5000".

 

[AltisticRight]

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"That can be arranged"

>but I don't consent!
>I do.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

bruh I’m on the fuckin whippets an sheit mang I’m huffing puppies over here dawg I’m nanging the fuck out at the kennel club I’m all fucked up on hounds nigga

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

Fuck that, those retards don’t deserve anything.
All exclusives should go to MATI and MATI alone

You act like fat boy even has 5k.

 

[Captain Manning]

How did he ultimately qualify as a lawyer then?

He would need a reasonable command of mathematics to get into an undergraduate program, surely?

It does not require a science degree to attend law school in the US.

Indeed, Nick himself tried to get a science degree after his writing degree and quit because of the maths. I have this clipped in the OP in the Early Life section.

I think what he's saying is that you would need a basic understanding of math to satisfy the general education requirements of an undergrad degree. That would be the case regardless of what the undergrad degree is in. English majors still have to do a little bit of math and science. You would need that undergrad degree to get into a graduate school (which is what a law school is).

However, what that basically means is that he'd need at least a C- in a few math courses. He presumably didn't suck so bad that he couldn't manage that.

 

[LiquidKid]

You act like fat boy even has 5k.

Please, we all know that money would be wasted on tortas and xannies.
What I’m saying is that even if he did somehow miraculous have that much money, he and his retard fans still don’t deserve an exclusive

 

[Vibralldo]

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bruh I’m on the fuckin whippets an sheit mang I’m huffing puppies over here dash I’m nanging the fuck out on the kennel club over here I’m all fucked up on hounds nigga

If Nick could get a coke like high that isn't detectible by drug testing off huffing a racedog's ass he'd do it.

 

[Angry Shoes]

All of them

Even then he won't admit it.

 

[FinnSven]

I think what he's saying is that you would need a basic understanding of math to satisfy the general education requirements of an undergrad degree. That would be the case regardless of what the undergrad degree is in. English majors still have to do a little bit of math and science. You would need that undergrad degree to get into a graduate school (which is what a law school is).

However, what that basically means is that he'd need at least a C- in a few math courses. He presumably didn't suck so bad that he couldn't manage that.

Yes, my point is that as he is so amazingly bad at what is maths which even a below average 16 year old should be able to grasp, how did he get onto an undergraduate course.
But someone else explained that his parents effectively bribed a school to take him.

 

[not william stenchever]

You act like fat boy even has 5k.

Ralph going to a cartel loan shark so as to not appear poor in the face of Johm Potter isn't even that unlikely. Probably the only reason he hasn't gone to a loan shark yet is that even his degraded piggy mind understands the risk, that he'd never be able to make the payments, that he doesn't know the language, and that he'd be seen as a bitch ass mark. But to own that GAWD DAMN JOHSUA POTTER MOON is a goal that transcends any risk, present or future.

 

[daffodils]

Nick has an interview lined up with "a very important person fighting for freedom" that is involved in the Karen Reed case. It's just a matter of when to bring them on.

"Balls or no balls?"

EDIT: It's Randazza.

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More of what Nick encourages

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[JamFlowMan]

Nick will never admit he is wrong. About anything. Ever.

That's one of the few differences i've noticed between Nick and Aaron. Don't get me wrong when Steeltoe admits he's wrong I don't believe it but at least he can say the damn words.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

Please, we all know that money would be wasted on tortas and xannies.
What I’m saying is that even if he did somehow miraculous have that much money, he and his retard fans still doesn’t deserve an exclusive

Cons: you wouldn't be able to hear the footage with the 'TAX FREE' music blaring over it

Pros: Ralph would argue with the cops in the video: SO WHAT IF HAVE SOME DRUGS YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

If Nick could get a coke like high that isn't detectible by drug testing off huffing a racedog's ass he'd do it.

There was a synthetic form called white lightning, but is probably not made anymore. It has horrible side effects based on what I've read.