Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[The Judean People's Front]

My favorite part so far of the Daniel's-new-girlfriend arc is that Becky absolutely seethes at the idea of Daniel spending time with another woman's children while also, supposedly, advocating strongly for chosen family and lots of unrelated adults involved in raising her own child. She's nearly always a hypocrite, but this one's especially fun to me. Only her side-pieces get to be Step-Dads in any meaningful way. When Daniel does it he's Literal Hitler.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Your husband is a lawyer

How useless can you get

If Becky does get on ketamine, then we're all about to find out.

I CAN'T WAIT.

 

[Stinkyboy]

why didnt becky kill herself when hunnna was born like she promisted?

 

[Trombonista]

My theory on the potty training regression is that the kid asked Mancy for help with something and he snapped at her for interrupting his Twitter/vidya time. This troon isn't a pedophile, he's just a mooch who sees kids as competition.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

My theory on the potty training regression is that the kid asked Mancy for help with something and he snapped at her for interrupting his Twitter/vidya time. This troon isn't a pedophile, he's just a mooch who sees kids as competition.

1. He hates children, clearly has a sadistic streak towards them.
2. He still somehow sought employment working with them.
3. He is a troon.

This is as good as video evidence and a conviction.

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

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("KOSA" = Kids Online Safety Act, apparently. I don't know anything about it, but it's kinda curious that a childless troon like Nymphomachy has such strong feelings about it...)

Reading between the lines: child protection law gets passed, trannies most affected.

Gee I wonder why that would be...

why didnt becky kill herself when hunnna was born like she promisted?

There's no weed, casual sex and Bluesky asspats in the Great Beyond.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Let's go celebrate Fatherhood with no one who is a Father!



I can't believe Mama Gerber still wants anything to with these idiots, especially after the way Becky has historically talked about her.

But what a shock that Becky is being rewarded for her screeching yet again. No wonder her behavior never changes.

 

[ZeroCool129]

Sounds a whole lot like getting everyone out of the house.... Hm.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

This could be Daniel's only real chance in a house filled with agoraphobic do-nothings to bolt and take his shit with him.

Please, Becky, make sure your parental alienation is on display this clearly all the time. When you next talk about how judges will surely condemn Daniel, it'll make me laugh even harder.

Here she's straight-up contradicting herself:

She excluded him from Mother's Day? But...wasn't Becky complaining she couldn't go anywhere or do anything on Mother's Day because Daniel was invited? There is no way these versions can both be true.

All Becky wants in life is for Hannah to be as different from her as humanly possible. Well, that's a laudable goal, I guess.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Let's go celebrate Fatherhood with no one who is a Father!

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I can't believe Mama Gerber still wants anything to with these idiots, especially after the way Becky has historically talked about her.

But what a shock that Becky is being rewarded for her screeching yet again. No wonder her behavior never changes.

I'm of two minds on what the Actual Truth is, and not the truth as filtered through Becky:

1. Daniel IS invited, but Becky is lying for asspats.

2. Daniel WAS invited, then Becky threw a fit until he was disinvited.

Either way, this just emanates "trying too hard to make Daniel jealous and failing badly" energy.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Either way, this just emanates "trying too hard to make Daniel jealous and failing badly" energy.

Daniel: oh no, how will I ever get over not going to Disneyland during the hottest and busiest month with my Harpy ex, a toddler, two Cucks, a troon and an unrelated old lady? Guess I'll take my $270k a year and go somewhere with my new girlfriend I actually like. How sad.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I'm of two minds on what the Actual Truth is, and not the truth as filtered through Becky:

1. Daniel IS invited, but Becky is lying for asspats.

2. Daniel WAS invited, then Becky threw a fit until he was disinvited.

Either way, this just emanates "trying too hard to make Daniel jealous and failing badly" energy.

3. Daniel already had plans with his girlfriend, as Becky already shared. Decisions, decisions - go to Disneyland (which was always Becky’s thing, not his) with his ex who hates him, the man he’s been cucking for a decade, the man who’s been cucking him and their tranny housemate who takes his ex’s side… OR spend the day with his actual girlfriend?

Sounds a whole lot like getting everyone out of the house.... Hm.

I am certain that this is the plan, and Fatty is too self-centred to realise that it’s a bit bloody funny that her mother-in-law would deliberately spite her own son like this. Because of course, why wouldn’t she? Becky is the main character, of course people would spend thousands of dollars on her just to get at her ex!

No doubt Danny-boy wants to make a clean break. When you’re dealing with an emotionally manipulative person like Becky, you have to get completely out, or they will talk you around. Or just make your life hell until you give in.

Or he’s just going to change the locks, that would also be funny.

 

[Sperghetti]

My guess is that Becky just made such a big fucking stink about Daniel being invited to whatever-it-was last week that Mama Gerber has gotten the memo that it’s no longer polite to extend family invitations to him.

Becky, of course, interprets this as an intentionally snubbing him as punishment because the only two possible options are that you’re 100% on Team Becky, or that you hate her and are supporting the Evil Sperm Donor. Clearly everybody else is just as emotionally involved with this as she is, and also just as petty and spiteful.

 

[Pargon]

I would have truckloads of respect for Daniel if he got the fuck outta there so fast that he left a Kraut-shaped hole in the wall.

Bro if you are addlepated enough that you haven’t packed your shit, the time is nigh, the spotlights are broke and the sentries are drunk. If you’re gonna jump the wall now’s your moment, see you on the other side brother-in-sanity

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Congrats, Becky. You've made a bunch of people think a man's actual best option is "skip town on Father's Day and never come back, maybe leave the country."

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

This could be Daniel's only real chance in a house filled with agoraphobic do-nothings to bolt and take his shit with him.

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Please, Becky, make sure your parental alienation is on display this clearly all the time. When you next talk about how judges will surely condemn Daniel, it'll make me laugh even harder.

Here she's straight-up contradicting herself:

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She excluded him from Mother's Day? But...wasn't Becky complaining she couldn't go anywhere or do anything on Mother's Day because Daniel was invited? There is no way these versions can both be true.

All Becky wants in life is for Hannah to be as different from her as humanly possible. Well, that's a laudable goal, I guess.

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Haven’t they been broken up since like February? She keeps talking like the breakup just happened. Also fat X on her claim that mama gerber is in any way territorial over Minecraft baby to go so far as to assert her cuck son as THE pappy.

This must be self soothing for her, she gets a shiny new trip to Disney and gets to “you can’t sit with us!” to the guy who seems to be deliberately avoiding her as much as possible.

 

[Pargon]

Congrats, Becky. You've made a bunch of people think a man's actual best option is "skip town on Father's Day and never come back, maybe leave the country."

Absolutely definitely making a real go at maintaining some kind of relationship, even if it’s not romantic or co-habitation, for the sake of the vulnerable living thing dependent on them for literally every need, and certainly indubitably FOR SERIOUS not shoving one’s head up one’s ass to spite everyone around oneself because the aforementioned child has better emotional regulation.

Every time. Every time I come back in here she’s found a new way to smear more shit across the world. She is miserable, she doesn’t know why, but goddamn if she’s not going to spend every waking minute trying to make as many people as she can equally miserable. She is a sink of contempt. She is an unhappiness singularity. I really, really hope one day everyone is finally sick of her shit and she just comes home to nothing. No one to complain to, no one to kowtow to her, no one to emotionally manipulate. In better universes we lock people like this away and study them for the benefit of humanity and for themselves, so maybe one day in the bizarro Star Trek future or something we zap the eggs and swimmers that have the Terrible Cunt/Unbearable Dick gene and we can all get on with shooting aliens in the face and taking their shit

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Good god woman. Get off the cross.


Let's play "what really happened here?"

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Here's what I think is actually going on: Jackson is paying for this trip and Becky's loudly declaring it was all Jack's mom's idea and her paying for it so that no one talks about why this is a terrible idea financially and Daniel doesn't balk.

BPD people lie about money. All the time. Constantly. They enlist others in their lies and use money for triangulation purposes. They will go to great lengths to preserve the lie. They also have no capability for long-term financial planning of any sort. This would be absolutely within normal operating parameters for a lot of BPDemons.

Also, is she planning to "Gone Girl" Daniel? Wtf is the "if something happens to me"? Lord, how dramatic.

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

Good god woman. Get off the cross.

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Let's play "what really happened here?"

"Local man awarded Congressional Medal of Honor, key to the city, and 200k Vbucks for taking out the trash."