Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AncientPhosphur]

Nick should put up his arrest photo in the background. Would look way better than that joker painting

 

[Sloppa]

The gayest way to eat a burrito.
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He has a penchant for eating phallic objects

 

[not william stenchever]

He has a penchant for eating phallic objects

And gobbling actual cock if you want to know the truth about it.

 

[Sneed Force One]

I'll refer back to this when Melton bitches out and folds on multiple C&Ds

Killer Queen!『B I T E S Z A D U S T O』

 

[Hraf]

The gayest way to eat a burrito.

"I should shower call him..."

 

[Vibralldo]

Ralph is just gonna be like "Fuck you bish, I ain't payin' you shit. You're a pedophile, and dick doesn't work, if ya wanna know the truth about it." Or some nonsense to that effect.

Yeah but ralph owing null $5k would be a funny recurring joke

 

[TexOffender]

The gayest way to eat a burrito.
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Damn Nick, no goddamn shame.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Does anybody know the Rekieta+Null stream where Null warns, that if he catches Nick doing some degenerate stuff, he will personally come after him or something like that? I want to use that as intro to this:

It’s the Keffals stream. It was a rare daytime stream. I’m working, so I can’t snag it. Warski had also just gotten laid out by Salt Papi, so that was the other news. Null said he was coming after Nick’s ass, because of the photos of him being stepped on at Anime Matsuri, if any degeneracy is true. Ironically, Nick talked about the poverty of people in Jamaica! LOL

EDIT: Unless I’m retarded (probably), I can’t find the stream. Looks like some bits and pieces were archived, but I can’t find the entire vid. Hmm.

 

[AI Generated User]

Killer Queen!『B I T E S Z A D U S T O』
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@Potentially Criminal did you assist or advise Kirsche with her C&D to Vice as well?

 

[Melty Butter]

Rendazza's on.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

I hope someone asks them if they are looking forward to getting raped by Montagraph in December.

 

[Strix454]

Yeah. I bet this counts as billable hours for Randazza. But mommy and daddy are probably paying the bills for this so little Nick doesn't care.

Ironically its far from the worst thing Nick has spent money on in the Montagraph case.

 

[CoomerTine]

Even the most talented lawyer couldn’t save Nick from his faggot nonsense, Randazza has gotten plenty of good court wins

I would take Nicks money to file frivolous motions too

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

The gayest way to eat a burrito.
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Aaron being behind him makes sense because while Nick holds that burrito he is reminded of Aaron.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

: I know all about horrible side effects, let me tell you. My trust fund payouts come with the side effects of five kids and a banged up benzo whore wife. Don't even get me started on all the driving, they drive me up a damn wall.

I'd love to be able to drive a sports car around all day and have a valid excuse for it. I think he hates it because of the paranoia coke gives one and not being able to have much coke on hand in case of a traffic stop. Also not being able to whip out a house key and dip it into the baggie in front of the kids. Probably played a game of blindfold with them while they drove around.

*sniff*
"Dad, do you have allergies?"
"Yes."
"Would you like a napkin to blow your nose?"
"HELL NO!!"

 

[None More Black]

Nick just told Randazza he's never heard of the Sacco and Vanzetti case lmao

edit:

Nick, visibly uncomfortable, as Randazza monologues about how much he loves the police

 

[Chazzed Up]

Hot new Nick cope, 'making everyone hate me' is now 'untraining the audience'. Only the best of sophistry for Lord Balldo!

 

[dustnight]

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Rendazza's on.

He's currently virtue signaling about rumble and dlive letting people spam nigger and faggot.

 

[AnOminous]

I would take Nicks money to file frivolous motions too

It wasn't actually frivolous. Amazingly, he almost won with what I think was a remarkably weak legal claim. The appeals panel was divided on the elements of the choice of law argument to the point they had to resort to a tie-breaker element to decide it.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

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>WEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL...
>So I've been breaking bucks for ova a year now.
>Mos' time the breaking sticks. The buck don't give you any kine uh problems.
>But sometimes, sometimes... well sometimes you get a PECULIAR buck.
> This one buck, a mistuh Rekieta, well he was the peculiar type, and he uh, well he would act up but he wouldn't hide it.
>It seem every week he was pretending to be sick when he had to stream or he'd take an extra line of coke, or he'd watch me fuck his wife without even askin fo' permission first.
>Every week he'd do somethin' rascally in plain damn sigh of Our Wife.
>Our Wife would call out to that shyster lawyer to get to the Breakin' room with me, his eyes would light up and before you could say "Anumay Sucks, Cope an' Sneed", he'd be in the room.
>This Buck would run to that breaking room like he wus being offered a tall glass of whiskey.
>Hellll it got sooo bad this buck would TELL you what kine mischief he was gone get his whitebread ass into. He hadn't even DO nuthin yet..
>He would skip over to the room after an call out "ANuDah wiN Fo' the TOE, bIg bOY"
>Just down right peculiar

I read that in the Eric Cartman slave trader voice.