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[Bogan]

For all the nanny state shit the ozzies have been up to for the last few decades, they have always been particular about immigration.

Australia has been particular about illegal immigration up until 2022. As for legal immigration, well the government imported 2 million third world shitskins in the last 3 years. The main way they get it in is from being international students or shitty companies wanting cheap disposable workers because our labour laws don't let them get away with much.

Once they get residency, rajmeesh's 25 family members all suddenly move over even though only he has permanent residency because he "studied" at some uni for a single semester before dropping out to do DoorDash.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Need a massage?

Reddit -- Archive

Why are so many transmen massage therapists???

 

[#58fb58]

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you can ''sell out'' something even if it isn't actually sold out.
no one would even want the receipts to prove this shit.

you can image that a contestant on RuPaul could sell a dirty bottle cap or used napkin and get 50$ for it from their slurping gulping gay community, but that doesn't mean it's actually worth that much it just means people are insane.

if that money is real he blew it on gay shit anyway. no one can even say it went to a good thing lol.

 

[PigFarm]

Girlie's, should I lie and take someone's scholarship?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Look like we're overdue for a tranny posted L, so here goes.

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Not as bad as the one who wanted to highjack his sister's wedding but ...

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AITAH he asks. Yes. Yes you are.

However the consensus of the comments disagrees with me.

Top rated comment + response.
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This just shows what a blight and a curse a troon is on its entire family. No one can have simple peace or joy anymore. The troon hovers over all occasions like a black cloud of doom. Even children are not free from the tormenting presence of the troon, dominating every birthday party and band concert.

Man with no job, money or friends other than his online coomers gets elbowed in the nose by his wife.

Now I'm not celebrating domestic abuse but I do think it's funny that his first thought is to run to a surgeon even though he's had a bump for a few hours.

"should I wait for this to heal? NO, I NEED A RHINOPLASTY RIGHT NOW."

What is the actual situation of this troon? He says they are married legally, but it was just for financial aid purposes so they didn't have a wedding. But then he also says he is on his parents' insurance. Sounds like this pair is attempting fraud at least once, if not twice.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Girlie's, should I lie and take someone's scholarship?

“I don’t have a physical advantage over other women!”
“Since trooning out, I ENTIRELY COINCIDENTALLY have had my first good season!”

Come on, man.

 

[Pig Cups]

Re Australia troon-
Ain't no way he'll get in.
For all the nanny state shit the ozzies have been up to for the last few decades, they have always been particular about immigration.
I think it's been relaxed a bit but for a good while you couldn't move there to live if you were over 35 or something, because they wouldn't be getting enough work years out of you. This troon will give it the big "I'm a disabled trans autist" and they'll be like lol no free rides. Fuck off.
You can't take fruit over certain state lines because of disease spread. That same policy quietly applies internationally. For all the nonsense that's gone on governmentally over there in more recent years, protecting who gets in is an area where they aren't arsed about looking woke.

They've got their own troon hanging around Centerlink like a bad smell, and he's trying to import a companion peice? KEK. Good luck.

I’d love to see him actually make it over there and get that permanent visa. First of all, how much do you want to bet that this autistic tard has never even seen this long-distance troon girlfriend, and is being pulled in by some greasy dude behind an anime pfp, talking through an AI scrambler?

So he goes over there and meets this other dysgenic freak for the first time, who he barely knows and who’s also in an unstable living situation/financially struggling. They move in together (akin to the two hoarders living together in S6Ep4 of Hoarders) into a filthy, shared gooncave that they can barely support. Neither is able to gather enough spoons to perform at a job. The relationship quickly deteriorates, as they moved too quickly without getting to know each other first, and are just generally insufferable individuals (as a result of their tRauMa that they’re tRyiNG tO eScaPe) who realize too late that they can’t handle one another’s bullshit. He’s then rendered homeless in a foreign country on the other side of the world with no money. He tries selling his ass to get a ticket home, but is never able to accumulate the necessary funds, since he has to spend on food/lodging in the meantime.

Imagine getting that tearful phone call as his mother, complaining that he’s in over his head, and begging for a plane ticket back? I’d laugh, hang up, and change my number. Rot in that blistering shithole, mate. You’re the one who wanted it so badly.

 

[Chandelier]

Maybe this is more of a handmaiden L but it is still funny/insane.

Kiyana is male, he pulled this stunt last year on the exact same topic. He's the Troon who talked about going blind after getting semen from multiple men in his eye.

Plans to rape by deception foiled again!

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Holy shit the smirk/eye-fucking of that filtered ass face unnerves me so much. It's a blessing the man just outright left instead of punching that smugness out of him.

It's a "Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me" look. I'm sure he wondered how he was locked so easily - but I'm wearing makeup, my lips are small, I've got moved hair! - when you can probably clock him from the orbital brow sockets alone.

always applaud doctors cashing in on the mentally ill but I feel like tit-chop-surgery on a holocaust survivor would be a bit too high of a death on the table risk even for crook.

Girl is trying to look like a Fortiche character and ends up getting a Fivehead.

She is severely underweight, and if she's having repeat seizures and fainting spells, she has got to be under 80 lbs. For reference, I had a spat where I wasn't eating either (it hurt too much to) but I didn't develop seizures because I still had adequate fat deposits. Your thighs, butt and bust will thin out as your body burns that fat to keep it going. Then the muscles go. If her clavicle is sticking out that much, I dread to see her rib cage.

 

[AMHOLIO]

we live in 2025 sir, if you have sex you have a 95% chance of sticking your dick in crazy at this point.

I can't attest if that's true or not but I'm sure it's not too far off in some places. I just want @DSHK to stop talking about how much he's attracted to goth/emo/scene girls. You need to give up on your goth love quest and just look for other chicks, son.

 

[Backinpogform]

I can't attest if that's true or not but I'm sure it's not too far off in some places. I just want @DSHK to stop talking about how much he's attracted to goth/emo/scene girls. You need to give up on your goth love quest and just look for other chicks, son.

He needs to stop the power levelling, full stop. No one except A&E retards mind an anecdote here and there but it's every post at this point.

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

You need to give up on your goth love quest and just look for other chicks, son.

Probably for the best. She'd just end up pegging him anyway.

 

[CheesyBoy]

Probably for the best. She'd just end up pegging him anyway.

Bold words coming from someone named gaysexenjoyer.

 

[gaysexenjoyer]

Bold words coming from someone named gaysexenjoyer.

You question my expertise?

 

[Pattern Noticer]

This is 4 days old but I haven't seen it mentioned. Another family man tries to "come out" to pregnant wife; said wife recognizes his selfishness for what it is, calls him out on it, gives an ultimatum.

This shit makes me livid. The man is lucky enough to not only have a wife, but a son and another on the way, but instead of supporting his family, he has to make the most self-centered move possible. If you're going to troon out, at least have the decency not to trick a woman into marrying you first.

I had a consult with hair transplant people, talked to laser, had the prices with special deals and could've had the hair transplants in by next week, but no.

Dude you have two new mouths to feed, just wear a wig FFS.

 

[Ash's_Chainsaw_Hand]

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how. Clap. Dare. Clap. You. Intrude. Clap on. their. Clap. Delusion, you literal internet monster. these people are more all-in than scientologists. Lunacy.
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[Owls Owls Owls]

This is 4 days old but I haven't seen it mentioned. Another family man tries to "come out" to pregnant wife; said wife recognizes his selfishness for what it is, calls him out on it, gives an ultimatum.

New update on SilveredDusk:
Reddit / Archive

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I never know what tags to use on these posts, but consider this the third installment of my egg breaking chronicle.

My wife, who is showing transphobic colors, outed me to her transphobic parents while I was at work. She came home from her visit and finally said 'divorce' out loud which made it feel real. She still insists that I have the power to choose the outcome, and that everything that happens will be on me, even though I wanted to try and work it out either way. She also told me that she would only refer to me as a parent to our kids, neither dad nor mom, because I won't be a man any more and I haven't 'earned' being called mom, which hurt and might have activated womb envy. I'm still a little hurt and stressed about the whole situation with her, but...

I found a clinic covered by my insurance for HRT and they had openings today for me to go in for a first consult! I don't know what will come of it today, but I'm excited to even just get info at this juncture.

That is all for now, thank you all for being amazing and supportive.

Based wife.

His account is new, made under the excuse of wanting to keep his Trans shit separate from his main one. But this also makes it really easy to see that he knew from day 1 that his wife would leave him. He knew she hated men who Trooned out, and went and did it anyway.

He also made a few comments about not Trooning out to keep the wife happy. But this is a fucking lie. He knew she wouldn't go for it, and knew damn well how Reddit would react to his story. This man is just cruising for asspats from fellow men.

Also, isn't it nice knowing that a fucking psychiatric hospital's mental health counselor had his "egg crack" due to feminization porn? (Reddit / Archive)

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Physically I'm built about the same, maybe a smidge taller, but about the same weight (after a lot of work to get there). My situation is super similar.

1. Gender? Now that I'm exploring I realize that I was never attached to being a boy, but that's what I was told I had to be, and lived in a place where to be other wise would be dangerous. But I also know that starting by at least like 11 or 12 I deeply desired to be a girl.
2. Porn. Yep. For many years. I wanted to be the girl. Or in more cases it was feminized porn, and I fantasized about that happening to me. Also dreams, for most adolescence and into my life now, the vast majority of dreams that I remember I am a woman, which I know could be take it or leave it, but I believe in dreams.
3. Family. If I transition I'll lose my wife and kids. I don't know if my other family will support the idea, besides my sister, so it's a gamble.

Ultimately my decision is that I don plan to move forward, hoping that the reward of not hating the person in the mirror for the rest of my life is worth the pain.

I know it's not exactly an answer, but you are seen. Your are valid

And sure, he's about to lose his wife and children, but tee-hee, he can't be topless at home, only boys can do that!

 

[Pig Cups]

My wife, who is showing transphobic colors, outed me to her transphobic parents while I was at work. She came home from her visit and finally said 'divorce' out loud which made it feel real. She still insists that I have the power to choose the outcome, and that everything that happens will be on me, even though I wanted to try and work it out either way. She also told me that she would only refer to me as a parent to our kids, neither dad nor mom, because I won't be a man any more and I haven't 'earned' being called mom, which hurt and might have activated womb envy. I'm still a little hurt and stressed about the whole situation with her, but...

I found a clinic covered by my insurance for HRT and they had openings today for me to go in for a first consult! I don't know what will come of it today, but I'm excited to even just get info at this juncture.

>It may just be her not wanting to go it alone, in regards to the stresses of parenthood/giving her boys two parents at home, but why the fuck is she still entertaining the option? Desire to troon is not a genie that can go back into the bottle. If he feels confident enough to verbalize it, rest assured that’s what he absolutely wants, and any attempts to walk it back are lies prompted by fear. The desire to troon remains- it’s what he wants, 100%. She needs to understand that her husband is effectively dead, that this shit will never go away, and she needs to make a clean break. It’s not him who has “the power to choose the outcome” anymore (he’s already chosen); it’s now her. How can she leave an opening to forget what has transpired, after such a monumental confession? It’s akin to her giving him “the power to choose the outcome” after he confesses that he’s a pedophile.
>Telling him she’ll use the nonbinary “parent” label still plays into his fantasy somewhat, as she says she’s doing it because he “won’t be a man anymore,” which is what he wants. She needs to maximize injury by saying she’ll still refer to him as ‘Dad,’ because he is, and always will be, a man. On top of that, she needs to make it clear that she’ll explain to the kids what a degenerate failure he is, the reality surrounding his actions, and that she will raise the kids to hate him.
>”It sucks and my life is falling apart around me, yeah, but…YAY FETISH FODDER!! uwu”

God, I hate this prick. The wife is still in the throes of the pro-troon brain rot she was indoctrinated with some time ago, based on what she’s telling him. Fingers crossed, she breaks the chains and eases into TTD soon.

 

[BaldCharles]

She also told me that she would only refer to me as a parent to our kids, neither dad nor mom, because I won't be a man any more and I haven't 'earned' being called mom, which hurt and might have activated womb envy. I'm still a little hurt and stressed about the whole situation with her, but...

And of course, the main thing that this autogynephilic faggot cares about is his wife's meanie comments triggering his "womb envy" or "chest envy" or whatever. How fucking retarded and selfish do you have to be to do this to your own family? No sane woman will ever respect you, your kids will only see a degenerate loser when they look at you and all of this you did because of your gooning fetish and getting brainwashed by other terminally online weirdos that pushed you to pull the trigger and join their degenerate fetishist cult.

Jesus Christ. Can't help but feel sorry for the wife and the kids.

 

[BIG SHOT Autos]

Because I can work with this, actually. Cockroaches. Disgusting, scaring many people, live in filth, have no brain. It fits.

Don't do my boys dirty (ha), roaches play a really significant role in the ecosystem, including cleaning up trash after us. They're pretty squeamish about humans too and consider us dirty. Hence why they clean themselves thoroughly in case if they're touched by people.

In essence, a cockroach is inherently an antitroon: useful, cleans up surroundings, washes itself, and most importantly, is actually hard to die off. They're also good at collective support, cooperation, and even have different personality traits depending on whether they're alone and become a bit more individualistic, or if they're in the group where they conform to said group for the sake of cooperation. Trannoids miserably fail at all that, unfortunately I can't think of a clever joke comparing the two other than pointing out that an average roach has a more complex development than your average begendered homo sapiens.

 

[Otterly]

I fear for my kids being alone with her in her enraged state.

What a snake. The children are fine with her, she’s angry at YOU you nasty little pervert.

A state in which 90% don't work because of Mah Disability, yet everyone needs a comprehensive medical treatment and many "need" expensive surgeries, all paid by others of course. Fertility and birth rates are almost non-existent, mortality rates mysteriously high compared to other Western countries. Also the state should provide for its citizenship completely because communism. Yeah, I totally see this happening.

You know, I tried to think of where a community dont work, need medical treatment, and are supported by the state and all I could come up with was secure psychiatric unit.

It’s amazing to them that they cannot force universal inclusion and love for them on the entire world around them.

They don’t want love and inclusion. They want dominance and worship, and no one saying no to their every perversion.