Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Russ is the star example of a worker who goes in the Amazon wage cage. He can't creep over the shoulder of any female workers (he can still stare but it would make his workload suffer) and being in the cage means no drooling on the packages as he is in a limited space.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

RUSSELL GREER IS IN CONTROL! THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL! ALL PATRIOTS FLEE!

https://x.com/kanyewest/status/1923064129431941406

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/eifi2

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

RUSSELL GREER IS IN CONTROL! THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL! ALL PATRIOTS FLEE!

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https://x.com/kanyewest/status/1923064129431941406

An accurate measure of how much a man has to huff nitrous to resemble Greer's mentality.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Random, but: where did "Bamboon" come from anyway? That one gets me every time.

 

[FamicomGorby]

RUSSELL GREER IS IN CONTROL! THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL! ALL PATRIOTS FLEE!

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https://x.com/kanyewest/status/1923064129431941406

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/eifi2

Russell's mystery investor for his brothel empire is confirmed to be Yeezee. Who else could give a retard like Greer over $100K?

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Russell's mystery investor for his brothel empire is confirmed to be Yeezee. Who else could give a retard like Greer over $100K?

It would really chap Russ's hide to be beholden to a saggy pants'd thug like Ye. But you better believe it buddy boy, he'd still take the money.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Random, but: where did "Bamboon" come from anyway? That one gets me every time.

I should remember this, but I don't. . I think it was a misspelling of 'baboon' in one of his books, the source of many classic Greer-isms like 'sucked me my penis'.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

I should remember this, but I don't. . I think it was a misspelling of 'baboon' in one of his books, the source of many classic Greer-isms like 'sucked me my penis'.

It is indeed a Greerism, pen to paper. Out of the mouths of retards.
Enjoy the scavenger hunt.

 

[Milk Float]

Random, but: where did "Bamboon" come from anyway? That one gets me every time.

It’s post #5970 in this thread-having trouble linking. It dates to September 2017, in the paleolithic era of Russlore

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

If memory serves, he called himself a bamboon trying to appease Katy Perry's assistant an obvious catfish that was fucking with him.

I'm reposting the crying vid because it's fucking hysterical. He really thought he had a chance to fuck Katy Perry, or at least somebody Katy Perry adjacent.

 

[Milk Float]

It’s post #5970 in this thread-having trouble linking. It dates to September 2017, in the paleolithic era of Russlore

Here it is-found on page 299. Apologies for tech issues.

 

[CheesyBoy]

It would really chap Russ's hide to be beholden to a saggy pants'd thug like Ye. But you better believe it buddy boy, he'd still take the money.

Especially one that got this close to Tay-Tay!


Holy crap, this looks positively sane and polite compared to what Kanye's been up to since.

 

[Milton Luther Keynes]

Here it is-found on page 299. Apologies for tech issues.

Ah, back in the day he was narcissistic, constantly throwing himself pity parties and totally lacking in self-awareness. Look how far he hasn't come...

 

[Walking Clock]

To fully appreciate Bamboon, you must take in the Saylor Twift Saga. Kayli, who used to work with Russ at a grocery store and was a frequent commentator on his Facebook page mock suggested the alias “Saylor Twift.” It got likes, almost a dozen, and Russ flipped. Then he called himself a Bamboon.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

I miss Kayli. She knew how to walk that line between saying flattering things and getting under his skin. Sometimes at the same time!

What a queen.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

If memory serves, he called himself a bamboon trying to appease Katy Perry's assistant an obvious catfish that was fucking with him.

I'm reposting the crying vid because it's fucking hysterical. He really thought he had a chance to fuck Katy Perry, or at least somebody Katy Perry adjacent.
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And he would have sealed the deal too, if it wasn't for that fucking crippled retarded nigger kid.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

If memory serves, he called himself a bamboon trying to appease Katy Perry's assistant an obvious catfish that was fucking with him.

I'm reposting the crying vid because it's fucking hysterical. He really thought he had a chance to fuck Katy Perry, or at least somebody Katy Perry adjacent.
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That video always makes my fight or flight kick in.

Spoiler: Indulge me a small power level, here.

As an ex working girl, I’ve had waaaay too many guys flip out on me with this attitude. It’s terrifying to be on the receiving end of it. Appease, appease some more, and at the first sliver of escape, gtfo at speed.

Russ isn’t sad here - those attempts at looking like he’s crying are all fake. He’s livid with rage. Riiiight on the edge of completely losing his shit. I do wonder how much stuff he threw around the room at this point in time (his poor housemates, god I bet they have some stories to tell).

I know we get told off for going down this well-travelled road, but that’s the face of a man who says “look at what you made me do”.

It’s also the face of one ugly mofo, my god. Not talking about his saggy features, but that unkempt mat of facial hair, his skin looks terrible, his hair likewise. Yeah, his head is a weird shape (trauma lumps will do that to a guy), but there are things he could do something about when it comes to his appearance, and he just doesn’t bother. As if a suit and flowers will make up for every other failing, including his repulsive, angry little personality.

Truly a case of someone uglier on the inside than they are on the outside. And he’s fuckin’ ugly enough on the outside already.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I miss Kayli. She knew how to walk that line between saying flattering things and getting under his skin. Sometimes at the same time!

What a queen.

Kayli just made 2 critical mistakes and got herself blocked.

Being a lesbian meant Russ was never going to get him his any kind of action from her.

Daring to find a deformed puppy cute was just too much for him to bear.

I like to think she found herself a nice girl and got married and forgot all about dingus.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I'm very proud of Russel Greer for his work as Franco Barbi in Outlast Trials! They really captured his looks!

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

To fully appreciate Bamboon, you must take in the Saylor Twift Saga. Kayli, who used to work with Russ at a grocery store and was a frequent commentator on his Facebook page mock suggested the alias “Saylor Twift.” It got likes, almost a dozen, and Russ flipped. Then he called himself a Bamboon.

holy shit I forgot this whole shitshow was over SEVEN to ELEVEN likes holy fuck

I get more likes than that on shits I leave for the poopsmith to find