Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[obsdj]

Interestingly, new reply dates confict within the docket and the order.

They both appear to be June 30th. Are you referring to this typo in the docket?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

They both appear to be June 30th. Are you referring to this typo in the docket?
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I have no idea what I meant, because I looked over it again, and it's the same

 

[RodgerDodger]

They're generally able to effectively combat fires and safely extricate people from car crashes though, right? If Grug can help out on the worst day of my life I'm not going to begrudge him not knowing the word symbols so good.

Oh gods yes. It helps when you realize that most tasks related to firefighting come down to "breaking shit. But doing it for good reasons". The dumbest firefighter I ever met could have any car dissected into bite sized pieces in under 5 minutes. And for fires just give him an axe or chainsaw and get out of the way. (OK there was that one time he savwed through the ladder he was standing on. But it was ok. He landed on his head.)

In my experience Firefighter literacy took a sharp nosedive when they stopped publishing Letters to Penthouse.

 

[DavidS877]

Russ objection is barely mentioned.

As it should be. It's like dealing with the mentally ill in cities, just keep walking, don't look at them, don't speak to them, just keep walking.

I wonder why this required a document instead of a simple docket text order.

Welp, five more days for Greer to submit [THE STUFF] to Hardin. Tick tock, tick tock.

Sadly, then the hardship has 7 more days to let the court know what happened. But I expect he'll file his status report as soon as [THE STUFF] is received or the time expires.

 

[Goofy Logic]

I wonder why this required a document instead of a simple docket text order.

In between the lines, the judge is acknowledging that Hardin demonstrated proper procedure in requesting an extension, bringing up the same reasons he denied Greers request. It's a bit of a fuck you to Russell's objection.

 

[RodgerDodger]

I wonder why this required a document instead of a simple docket text order.

Welp, five more days for Greer to submit [THE STUFF] to Hardin. Tick tock, tick tock.

As said above. It's a Fuck You to the Plaintiff on the record. It tells the party's "yes I read your bullshit objection and denied it on its face". Leaving little ground for appeal.

It probably also hints to us that the Judge plans to have those outstanding motions settled by Mid June.

 

[DavidS877]

Leaving little ground for appeal.

This isn't even appealable, right, it's just the court managing its docket. I'm sure drooly could file something complaining but it's just going to get round-filed, or looked at after the end date for the extension and getting the big "MOOT" stamped on it.

 

[AnOminous]

Russ objection is barely mentioned.

The dumbest firefighter I ever met could have any car dissected into bite sized pieces in under 5 minutes. And for fires just give him an axe or chainsaw and get out of the way. (OK there was that one time he savwed through the ladder he was standing on. But it was ok. He landed on his head.)

You have to remember firefighters come from a special breed of people whose instinct is to run INTO a fire.

We love our firefighters, they're important!

Very special, but we absolutely need these wonderful and exceptional people.

I have no idea what I meant

Welcome to the world of being me, and reading a post I made yesterday.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Russ objection is barely mentioned.

It was very kind of the judge to call it "Mr Greer's opposition" without adding the adjective "deranged".

 

[Useful_Mistake]

It was very kind of the judge to merely call it "Mr Greer's opposition" without adding the adjective "deranged".

So, I guess the court is waiting for Russ to cross the deadline before punishing him for his promise to disobey the court order.

 

[Harvey Danger]

So, I guess the court is waiting for Russ to cross the deadline before punishing him for his promise to disobey the court order.

The thing I want to know is, does the judge anticipate ruling on the issues Hardin called out before June 30th? I don't think he set himself a deadline, and there's nothing actually requiring him to rule by then to aid Hardin. If he was going to bother issuing a document ruling instead of just dropping text on the docket, he could've at least indicated something.

I don't know if Hardin could have requested a sliding scale extension, like "let me file 14 days after you rule on X". Maybe a firm date was the most likely to succeed.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

The thing I want to know is, does the judge anticipate ruling on the issues Hardin called out before June 30th? I don't think he set himself a deadline, and there's nothing actually requiring him to rule by then to aid Hardin. If he was going to bother issuing a document ruling instead of just dropping text on the docket, he could've at least indicated something.

I don't know if Hardin could have requested a sliding scale extension, like "let me file 14 days after you rule on X". Maybe a firm date was the most likely to succeed.

i think the judge is hoping rulings can be mooted as the case will be dismissed due to nonpayment of filing fees

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He hasn't explicitly said it, but I am a Positive Polly that the Magistrate has just about had enough of Russtard's shit.

I'm putting the deadlines in my calendar and I anticipate that we will enjoy Total Kiwi Victory very soon.

U_M, I apologise for needing jannying earlier. I was being goofy and hyperbolic but I understand that Shitlips needs no further encouragement to continue his campaign of harassment against literally anyone who stands in the way of his whoremonger lovequest

 

[teriyakiburns]

The head-tightening shall continue until morale improves?

 

[ScooterL]

Russ objection is barely mentioned.

I'm starting to think Judge Bowtie has had enough.

 

[Sneed Force One]

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Russ objection is barely mentioned.

Based, I want to pretend that the court didn't even bother to read Spitty Shitlips crybaby filing and just granted it.
At least, that is what he's going to infer in later ECFs.

 

[not william stenchever]

Obviously Russ should get a job in plumbing, since he's an expert in uncontrollable flows of liquid (and shit).

Russel Greer being the answer to "what dumbass chucklefuck did this plumbing?" was not something I expected to imagine today. Normally the answer is the boss' son who doesn't know you should probably use better support than literal fucking baling wire in an attempt to hold up a 4 inch vertical stack.

 

[Unknown God]

ECF 290
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>Greer thread has like 15 new pages. what the hell?
>post by U_M. has pdf file attached
>read document

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

Wrong

Under seal means the court documents are underneath a court appointed seal, who guards them with his life.
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In this scenario, the defense must answer the seal's three riddles or lose the case.

What is the air speed velocity of an unladen genetic reject with a broken face?

 

[Swole McPole]

He hasn't explicitly said it, but I am a Positive Polly that the Magistrate has just about had enough of Russtard's shit.

Imagine how Russell must feel right now. He poured his heart into that objection document, pages and pages listing all of his plights, example after example about how null and kiwifarms are Satan incarnate attempting to bring the world to a close, and how Matthew Hardin is an unethical stalker who at the very least should be struck off.

And the judge just ignores the whole damn lot. Objections DENIED! Extension of time GRANTED!

He must feel crushed tonight.

Now pay your filing costs and your sanctions, Russ. Stump up that money, pronto!