Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Coberald]

You never answered this.

I never even read your wall of text.

 

[DeSean 3 Strikeland]

This is why I support abortion for Americans. All of you should have been murdered aborted by your mothers.

Even your edaddies griffin and synthetic man?

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Listen, walking charcoal. This is Kiwifarms, not a high school.

Claudio your skin is the same exact tone and consistency as refried beans. You are LITERALLY a beaner. Glass house, don't throw slurs!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Don't act like you would be if you were accused of an aggravated sexual crime. That's why you use this smoking gun, you know you can get away with it. You don't even believe I abused a cat, you are just LARPing as a justicar that has bloodlust.

Yeah, you're right. I would probably be upset if people accused me of raping a cat. That's why I don't go around posting real life stories like you did about the time your mom found a cat that you raped. Why did you tell us all that your mom found the cat that you raped?

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

Ahhh so he can't understand directions. I guess I'll have to spoon-feed it to him like everything else he was spoonfed. The answer is 1914-1918. You would know history if you paid attention in class. But I suppose it was too hard. How about this. Here's an easy one. What year did the War of 1912 take place in? Also before you say this isn't a high school. It's obvious you're a child that needs to learn so I'm treating you like a high schooler. You made it all about being retarded so I'm testing your IQ.

 

[Tread Miller]

Ahhh so he can't understand directions. I guess I'll have to spoon-feed it to him like everything else he was spoonfed. The answer is 1914-1918. You would know history if you paid attention in class. But I suppose it was too hard. How about this. Here's an easy one. What year did the War of 1912 take place in?

You'll have to run it through Google Translate and put it in Spanish, lol
No other way he'll understand

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Shut up Mimsyyyyy.

 

[DickMain]

walking charcoal

So who does your material anyway

 

[Gravemind]

That's why you use this smoking gun, you know you can get away with it.

So you did rape a cat.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

You'll have to run it through Google Translate and put it in Spanish, lol
No other way he'll understand

Claro, claro. Apuesto a que ni siquiera entiende inglés. Se hace el tonto cuando casi que puede hablarnos en inglés. ¡Hijo de puta! Mi abuela es asiática y habla su lengua materna e inglés, y ambos idiomas son perfectos. ¿No eres estadounidense de verdad? ¡Por Dios! ¿Estás en la frontera con nuestro país? No tengo problemas con los mexicanos porque vivo al lado de unos buenos, pero Claudio, eres un desgraciado que recurre a las bofetadas en internet porque tus padres nunca te hicieron caso.

La verdad es que no me dan pena los cabrones que, después de que les regañen y les manden a la mierda, vuelven y se hacen pasar por mejores. Estás aquí preocupándote por ganar una batalla en internet con un grupo de gente a la que no le importa. Creo que sé quién es el claro ganador. No eres tú quien debe ser claro. Por favor, mantennos entretenidos. Puedes insultarnos todo lo que quieras, filtrar todo lo que quieras, pero siempre serás esa decepción que violó a un gato y era un peludo. Buen día, señor.
Atentamente, Dr. Arinsu de KiwiFarms

 

[Nindo]

This freak was seething at @Sperg Spectating in my inbox, I don't even know who Sperg Spectacting is. But Sperg, this is more evidence of how absolutely mindbroken kitty fucker Claudio has been because of you.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

Claudio Hernández Castañeda was born on October 24th, 1995 in Mexico City, Mexico. Claudio at some point would receive a tracheostomy and get a tracheal tube fitted to help him breathe.

What is the story behind this? Birth defect? Got lung cancer before turning 18? Ruined his throat during a violent outburst?

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

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This freak was seething at @Sperg Spectating in my inbox, I don't even know who Sperg Spectacting is. But Sperg, this is more evidence of how absolutely mindbroken kitty fucker Claudio has been because of you.

Everyone is getting deranged DM’s but me. Fuck my life.

Fuck you Claus you fucking cat raping spic. I hope someone shoves refried beans down your throat tube.

 

[Tread Miller]

What is the story behind this? Birth defect? Got lung cancer before turning 18? Ruined his throat during a violent outburst?

In one of his (many) DMs with me he mentioned he lived for "12 years" with the tube and died 3 times the month he got it:

He has lived for 12 years with a tracheostomy, (he got it when he was 17-18 and sometime around 2012-2013)

• He told his mom that people wouldn't comprehend the tracheostomy, and we proved him right
• He has no job because people wouldn't understand it and they would stare at it
• Whatever caused it was so bad he was "lucky to not have PTSD" over it
  • He almost died 3 times that month

I assume sometime in September 2012 he got it, since later he says he almost died 3 times in September 2012:

Fuck off and die. I did not almost die 3 times in September 2012 JUAT to be forced to go back to these topics, today.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

This freak was seething at @Sperg Spectating in my inbox, I don't even know who Sperg Spectacting is. But Sperg, this is more evidence of how absolutely mindbroken kitty fucker Claudio has been because of you.

"When I become popular" this nigga is 29 and has had a youtube channel since like 2009, yet still only has a few thousand subscribers lmao. You will never become famous, Claudio.

What is the story behind this? Birth defect? Got lung cancer before turning 18? Ruined his throat during a violent outburst?

We don't know for sure, but like Tread Miller said he probably got it during 2012.

 

[Blazeuser56]

Black AND retarded?

You are a literal brownoid. You carry the mark of the raped.

 

[Bongo Bongo]

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Shut up Mimsyyyyy.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

>having everyone who criticizes you set on ignore
>manually opening all of their messages and reading them all anyway

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

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This freak was seething at @Sperg Spectating in my inbox, I don't even know who Sperg Spectacting is. But Sperg, this is more evidence of how absolutely mindbroken kitty fucker Claudio has been because of you.

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda What happened, Leroy Lopez? I thought you were winning and you were not at all mad at your phonebooking and you were owning us?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Ignoring the mental retardation done by others, I am ashamed to the fact I have to clarify something that is starting to be annoying: Especially when I know that the truth is already way more pathetic than your (literally) homosexual strawman.

Literally nothing happened when I went there. I'm not even fucking joking.

I went there and I achieved nothing. In retrospective, it's better it happened that way. That's why I left 1 star.

Not that you would give a flying fuck, but at least I am aware of my flaws or big Ls there and there.

It was a nothing burger this whole time, guys.

Claro, claro. Apuesto a que ni siquiera entiende inglés. Se hace el tonto cuando casi que puede hablarnos en inglés. ¡Hijo de puta! Mi abuela es asiática y habla su lengua materna e inglés, y ambos idiomas son perfectos. ¿No eres estadounidense de verdad? ¡Por Dios! ¿Estás en la frontera con nuestro país? No tengo problemas con los mexicanos porque vivo al lado de unos buenos, pero Claudio, eres un desgraciado que recurre a las bofetadas en internet porque tus padres nunca te hicieron caso.

La verdad es que no me dan pena los cabrones que, después de que les regañen y les manden a la mierda, vuelven y se hacen pasar por mejores. Estás aquí preocupándote por ganar una batalla en internet con un grupo de gente a la que no le importa. Creo que sé quién es el claro ganador. No eres tú quien debe ser claro. Por favor, mantennos entretenidos. Puedes insultarnos todo lo que quieras, filtrar todo lo que quieras, pero siempre serás esa decepción que violó a un gato y era un peludo. Buen día, señor.
Atentamente, Dr. Arinsu de KiwiFarms

...Do I have to say that I have studied English since I was 5 years old? This is embarassing