Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[AltisticRight]

Karl isn't going to let you suck his dick.

Remember to look down on the floor so you can save a bunch of frames.

This looks like some geocities bullshit a girl would put up in five minutes.

Its funny, but pay some pajeet on fiver Billy instead of putting up this boomer shit.

Hard disagree. Fiver/squarespace whatever templates are soulless. You can tell this website was actually made, not arranged templates. I find it to be a funny flashback to the older days.
Edit: the cursor is custom! This website is funny.

 

[3-2-1836]

An apparently hardworking cleaner owns the gaudy mansion near a beach

How exactly is that a 'gaudy mansion', that's the most average basic bitch new build suburban house in Australia, though he paid 25% over average. (Average home price in Brisbane in 2022 was $900k Abo bux)

That's like calling this basic Texas suburban home a gaudy mansion

And what fucking beach? He's over an hour away from the beach, by that metric 90% of homes in Australia are 'near a beach'

 

[McSneaks]

I would have thought Notch would just pay everything for Karl. I guess Karl's life is just over now.

Why would he do that lol

His original offer was he'd pay for the lawyer. Karl didn't like that lawyer. Karls discord troons were also harassing notch for being a piece of shit and trying to justify taking money from the "literal devil". Karl also spent years ruining his case.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

With the bankruptcy out of the way, time for the divorce arc.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Karl's copy-paste cubical.

That is one weird looking house.
No personality to it at all.

 

[AltisticRight]

How exactly is that a 'gaudy mansion', that's the most average basic bitch new build suburban house in Australia, though he paid 25% over average. (Average home price in Brisbane in 2022 was $900k Abo bux)

That's like calling this basic Texas suburban home a gaudy mansion
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And what fucking beach? He's over an hour away from the beach, by that metric 90% of homes in Australia are 'near a beach'

Are you retarded?
The cleaner (32 Ventura St. SUNRISE BEACH) lives within walking distance from Sunrise Beach, or maybe it takes the average American an hour to walk this. What do I know?


There are two 32 Ventura Streets in the same state. I got it wrong originally. Karl lives on the outskirts of Brisbane in a suburb called Pallara.
Imagine seeing a house described as "gaudy" and instantly short circuiting. Calm down.
(Yeah I'm not a fan of that blocky Texan house, sorry not sorry.)
Read the post before sperging out.

 

[Maude Snew]

I would have thought Notch would just pay everything for Karl. I guess Karl's life is just over now.

If only we'd have gotten that Notch article.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Billy is not a low count whatsoever. He is a winner, and all the people saying, not buying Ricky's wall, famous sauce, which is the greatest hot sauce in the world, from a true America in Patriot. Also, something zone of only overpriced if you do not divide the amount of value you paid for something. Value is completely subjective unless you are a utilitarian.

 

[Vibralldo]

It really shows what an indignant faggot and piece of shit Karl is

He had a house, family, thriving 0 effort career making videos about video games, and he threw it all away because he wanted to falsely blame a man for a suicide and trying to ruin him as revenge for cheating at donkey kong.

What an absolute retard.

 

[Sneed Lurker]

I bought 4 bottles of hot sauce for the kang of donkey kong
Eat shit Yarl Jobst

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

King Billy needs to give us a discount code for more than 10% off on Rickey's, so a broke nigga like Karl can afford some for his chinky family.

 

[3-2-1836]

Are you retarded?
The cleaner (32 Ventura St. SUNRISE BEACH) lives within walking distance from Sunrise Beach, or maybe it takes the average American an hour to walk this. What do I know?
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There are two 32 Ventura Streets in the same state. I got it wrong originally. Karl lives on the outskirts of Brisbane in a suburb called Pallara.
Imagine seeing a house described as "gaudy" and instantly short circuiting. Calm down.
(Yeah I'm not a fan of that blocky Texan house, sorry not sorry.)
Read the post before sperging out.

Sorry fam, I'm running a severe sleep deficit lately.

 

[Zoot]

are you guys reacting to get a rise out of me or do you really think there's nothing wrong with giving internet retards five dollars for something worthless? Bunch of Belle Delphine bathwater collecting, onlyfans-subscribing pink sauce eaters up in here

As you are so butthurt I decided to buy a bottle of Rickey's and it really is rather good.

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

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Good thing that the bedroom already includes a cuck chair, that way Karl can sit comfortably while his wife pays off his debt.

 

[Burger Kong]

are you guys reacting to get a rise out of me

Yes this entire thread was created to get a rise out of you specifically. You narcissistic fuck to talk in the language as if this entire thread was just for you.

And no people aren't just giving money to Billy for nothing they actually get a product back in return. For many Lolcows the process would be "I donated to their Patreon" and than the transaction ends there. With Billy Mitchell you aren't just donating you are purchasing an actual product and when the hot sauce gets there you get to taste and judge it on it's merits. Most people seem to like it so maybe it's good, maybe it's bad, either way people actually get a tangible product unlike most lolcows.

 

[Coon Cheese]

yeah, I don't feel bad for this nigger and his mongrel kid and gook wife. BILLY TAKE THIS NIGGAS HOUSE!

We could search up nearby Thai massage parlors and find out where his gook wife works.

edit - added text

 

[Sharpeteer]

I think Karl's decline in subscribers is pretty much over. It's been well over two weeks since any drop in subs was reported on Socialblade, so I think the people that don't even want to hate watch or troll the comments left already.

So 50K people left in the month of April.

Interesting new matter of public record attached...

I understood that reference.

 

[William_Sterog]

Value is completely subjective unless you are a utilitarian.

The assignation of utils in a utilitarian framework is also subjective in many, if not all, instances.

 

[Chester Copperpot]

Costs awarded today to Moira Deeming after former Liberal Leader called her a Nazi - $2.3 million. The damages award was actually very similar to that in Jobst's case.
I don't think Billy racked up that much, but gives you an idea of the magnitude of adverse costs orders here in Aus.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-05-16/john-pesutto-victorian-liberals-moira-deeming-defamation/105300370

 

[The Hungry African]

I got the bankruptcy record. It's not fake, business & YouTube channel are probably included in the estate, but somehow he got this debt personally (maybe he only incorporated after realizing he should care about liability?).

Best case for Karl is highest bidder for the company hires him to keep making content and pays a decent salary.

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I hope Billy gets Karl's channel, deletes all his golden eye videos and turns it into a 24/7 livestream of just Ricky's Hot sauce commercials with the occasional reminder that Karl lost.