Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I can't speak for anyone else's life experiences, but I personally have never found a raped cat in front of my house. That's the kind of thing I would expect to find in some sort of third world shit hole.

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda what did you mean by "legal incest" and why are you indifferent towards the incest issue?

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

The fact someone LARPing as a russian, while on KF, said this is absolute peak comedy. Take your meds.

The sign up page for this site said to use a unique, non traceable username. @Nicholas II of Russia isn’t larping, he just read that little disclaimer. You didn’t, “FakeAFClausMystery”.

 

[Gravemind]

Claudio, no matter how much you sticker sperg in the Synthetic Man PG thread, it still won't make your edaddy come and fuck you in your tracheal tube.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

I can't speak for anyone else's life experiences, but I personally have never found a raped cat in front of my house. That's the kind of thing I would expect to find in some sort of third world shit hole.

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda what did you mean by "legal incest" and why are you indifferent towards the incest issue?

Dude's doing what Emily does and dodges the question by asking and responding in different ways I'm dead.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

You know jannies can see all DMs anyways, right..?

You disingenuous, primitive, acephalous, troglodyte BASTARD. You can't be this dumb, you really can't. You are just acting, are you? I can see the writing on the wall, you haven't changed that profile picture made by a lolicon because you don't want to give me a win.

But don't worry, you'll inevitably change to another picture—and I'll be back after checking the source. It would be a shame if, as a "mere coincidence", the 3rd picture you use is from another lolicon. You threw the cubfur at me as if it was nothing, when will people call you a pedophile?

It appears I'll have to wait. Nonetheless, I have the best defense on my case because of your lack of hindsight. You can't be trusted, you are throwing stones at me even if you sinned too. I love irony.

I can't speak for anyone else's life experiences, but I personally have never found a raped cat in front of my house. That's the kind of thing I would expect to find in some sort of third world shit hole.

Ah, @Sparkletor 2.0. My man, don't you live in The United States of America? The same country that had 488 mass shootings across the US in 2024? The same country that had 26k suicides with handguns? The majority of most famous serial killers that are registered were born in American soil, bro! Must be the bri'ish DNA.

Now that I mention it, when will you commit suicidal famicide? That would help your beloved American country, if you ask me! It's not like you have the balls to even go for the actual problem, the bigger fish, as I would say. That's why you are here, using a fatass cheeked drawn asian woman as profile picture.

Claudio, no matter how much you sticker sperg in the Synthetic Man PG thread, it still won't make your edaddy come and fuck you in your tracheal tube.

No one asked, faggot. Keep your sexual fantasies to yourself. Or else what? Are you going to make pedophilic jokes about me too? It wouldn't be the first time someone that "hates" me does that. Griffin Gaming's mods are funny.

 

[Tread Miller]

You disingenuous, primitive, acephalous, troglodyte BASTARD. You can't be this dumb, you really can't. You are just acting, are you? I can see the writing on the wall, you haven't changed that profile picture made by a lolicon because you don't want to give me a win.

But don't worry, you'll inevitably change to another picture—and I'll be back after checking the source. It would be a shame if, as a "mere coincidence", the 3rd picture you use is from another lolicon. You threw the cubfur at me as if it was nothing, when will people call you a pedophile?

It appears I'll have to wait. Nonetheless, I have the best defense on my case because of your lack of hindsight. You can't be trusted, you are throwing stones at me even if you sinned too. I love irony.

I can see why no one watches your videos if this is how you write. Must be a slog to watch through them.

 

[Gravemind]

No one asked, faggot. Keep your sexual fantasies to yourself. Or else what? Are you going to make pedophilic jokes about me too? It wouldn't be the first time someone that "hates" me does that. Griffin Gaming's mods are funny.

You don't have to ask. This is a forum dedicated to gossiping, documenting, and making fun of retards such as yourself, and as such, I am well within my rights to comment on your retardation. If you don't like it, leave. Or stop turning off your filters to respond to me, since you've shown in the past that you have me on ignore.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

God almighty, he's seething very hard. I wonder if his throat can handle this level of tard rage.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

You threw the cubfur at me as if it was nothing, when will people call you a pedophile?

I called you a cubfur because your cubfur porn accounts have cubfur porn on them. It's simple. You want to call me a pedophile because... I use a sfw image of an anime girl as my pfp. That's retarded.

How's that plan to become famous going by the way? That didn't go well for the other animal fucker that I 'booked.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

No one asked, faggot. Keep your sexual fantasies to yourself. Or else what? Are you going to make pedophilic jokes about me too? It wouldn't be the first time someone that "hates" me does that. Griffin Gaming's mods are funny.

No, Claudio. I’m not going to make pedo jokes. Joking about something as serious as that is rotten…

…kinda like that cat’s guts after you raped it

 

[Gravemind]

God almighty, he's seething very hard. I wonder if his throat can handle this level of tard rage.

I wonder if his tube whistles out pressurized steam like a tea kettle whenever he seethes hard enough.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Ah, @Sparkletor 2.0. My man, don't you live in The United States of America? The same country that had 488 mass shootings across the US in 2024? The same country that had 26k suicides with handguns? The majority of most famous serial killers that are registered were born in American soil, bro! Must be the bri'ish DNA.

Yeah, but can you prove that we still do that? This is the same argument you use when confronted with your furry pedophile past. "Can you prove I still am a furry pedophile?" So you can quote things that happened in the past and apply them to today but when we bring up your history of cat rape and drawing cum dripping out of your dogs asshole you cry about how you've changed. Retard.

Now that I mention it, when will you commit suicidal famicide? That would help your beloved American country, if you ask me! It's not like you have the balls to even go for the actual problem, the bigger fish, as I would say.

Why would I commit suicide? I don't have a Kiwifarms thread on me showing how I rape cats and consume furry pedo art.

That's why you are here, using a fatass cheeked drawn asian woman as profile picture.

She's not Asian. She's cuban.

 

[JohnnyGringo]

She's not Asian. She's cuban.

I just fucking realized it.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

You disingenuous, primitive, acephalous, troglodyte BASTARD. You can't be this dumb, you really can't. You are just acting, are you?

Can I get a mod to please leak screenshots of my DM's with Claus to prove him wrong?

 

[Gravemind]

By the way, because I wasn't here at the start of your latest spergout, let me address something real quick:

I didn't, but okay. Did you even read my initial statement? There are 3 witnesses, and my father, who know about the incident. The police guard, my Má and the veterinarian. We are not in a Muslim country, guys. It's 2 male witnesses and 1 female witness.

That's why you use this smoking gun, you know you can get away with it.

You yourself just acknowledged that the accusations of feline rape made about you are a "smoking gun", thus, in essence, you've admitted that you've committed this heinous act. And while it would probably be more reasonable to give you the benefit of the doubt due to your poor grasp of the English language, you also seem to think you've mastered your grasp of the language. So, we can safely assume you've confessed to the act.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Claudio updated his location. “I’m never going to become tired of winning” and “somewhere, exhausted, disappointed” is a really poignant commentary on the duality of man, no?

But that’s odd. “somewhere, exhausted, disappointed” is a really weird way of saying Monserrat 95, Los Reyes, La Candelaria, Coyoacán, 04380 Ciudad de México, CDMX

 

[Sperg Spectating]

somewhere, exhausted, disappointed

Exhausted... oh no Claudiobros... He's became TIRED of WINNING.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

You should take a pipe cleaner to your throat tube. If you aren't getting enough oxygen you can easily become exhausted.

 

[Xev]

Hey retard, don't talk shit about crime statistics when you live in fucking mexico

 

[Blazeuser56]

But that’s odd. “somewhere, exhausted, disappointed” is a really weird way of saying Monserrat 95, Los Reyes, La Candelaria, Coyoacán, 04380 Ciudad de México, CDMX

It is also a weird way of saying BUCK BROKEN LOL