Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Tread Miller]

Literally nothing happened when I went there. I'm not even fucking joking.

I went there and I achieved nothing. In retrospective, it's better it happened that way. That's why I left 1 star.

LMAO rated it one star because you couldn't get any action

 

[DickMain]

I went there and I achieved nothing. In retrospective, it's better it happened that way. That's why I left 1 star.

I'd wager you couldn't get it up because there weren't furry children at the club

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Ignoring the mental retardation done by others, I am ashamed to the fact I have to clarify something that is starting to be annoying: Especially when I know that the truth is already way more pathetic than your (literally) homosexual strawman.

Literally nothing happened when I went there. I'm not even fucking joking.

I went there and I achieved nothing. In retrospective, it's better it happened that way. That's why I left 1 star.

Not that you would give a flying fuck, but at least I am aware of my flaws or big Ls there and there.

It was a nothing burger this whole time, guys.

Why did you rape a cat, spic nigger? Don't try to change the subject.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Ignoring the mental retardation done by others, I am ashamed to the fact I have to clarify something that is starting to be annoying: Especially when I know that the truth is already way more pathetic than your (literally) homosexual strawman.

Literally nothing happened when I went there. I'm not even fucking joking.

I went there and I achieved nothing. In retrospective, it's better it happened that way. That's why I left 1 star.

Not that you would give a flying fuck, but at least I am aware of my flaws or big Ls there and there.

It was a nothing burger this whole time, guys.

How many stars would you give the gay Mexican brothel if they had a cat you could have paid to have sex with?

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

...Do I have to say that I have studied English since I was 5 years old? This is embarassing

...bro come on.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Ignoring the mental retardation done by others, I am ashamed to the fact I have to clarify something that is starting to be annoying: Especially when I know that the truth is already way more pathetic than your (literally) homosexual strawman.

Literally nothing happened when I went there. I'm not even fucking joking.

I went there and I achieved nothing. In retrospective, it's better it happened that way. That's why I left 1 star.

Not that you would give a flying fuck, but at least I am aware of my flaws or big Ls there and there.

It was a nothing burger this whole time, guys.

Going to a gay brothel and not getting anything is probably the most embarrassing thing you’ve admitted to thus far. People who go to gay brothels will literally fuck anyone

Besides cat rapists, I guess.

 

[Tread Miller]

LMAO rated it one star because you couldn't get any action

NO FUCKING WAY

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

This nigger literally could not get laid in a whorehouse with a fist full of money! Lol

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

It's sad enough getting to a gay pub to get some dick in your ass. But, not even getting action there? That's a whole other level of sad and pathetic.

LMAOOOOO

Why would you say this online?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Pretty sure multiple people answered this in the hour timeframe you gave, why single him out?

Nope. They didn't. I have screenshots corroborating they did not.

Oh well, your loss.

You are a literal brownoid. You carry the mark of the raped.

Brown hands 100% wrote this comment. I just don't know if it's Indian or the latinoamerican kind of brown.

Fuck you Claus you fucking cat raping spic. I hope someone shoves refried beans down your throat tube

They wouldn't even fit, schizoid gringo.

LMAO rated it one star because you couldn't get any action

True. Better than your strawman, in terms of health.

I'd wager you couldn't get it up because there weren't furry children at the club

Your statement makes no sense. But since you are gringo, you must be under the influence.

Why did you rape a cat, spic nigger? Don't try to change the subject.

I didn't, but okay. Did you even read my initial statement? There are 3 witnesses, and my father, who know about the incident. The police guard, my Má and the veterinarian. We are not in a Muslim country, guys. It's 2 male witnesses and 1 female witness.

How many stars would you give the gay Mexican brothel if they had a cat you could have paid to have sex with?

Okay Jewthro calm down.

...bro come on.

...Bro, come on.*

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NO FUCKING WAY

You still dropped a TRVKE, so... Why wouldn't I agree?

 

[Tread Miller]

Brown hands 100% wrote this comment. I just don't know if it's Indian or the latinoamerican kind of brown.

Latinx calling the forum user brown

True. Better than your strawman, in terms of health.

Can't believe you actually admitted this, I guess you really have nothing to hide.

Did you even read my initial statement? There are 3 witnesses, and my father, who know about the incident. The police guard, my Má and the veterinarian.

Get them to sign on to Kiwi Farms so we have more evidence than your word.

Okay Jewthro calm down.

More schizo accusations

 

[Xev]

Wait you gave the gay nightclub a one star review because it didn't give you AIDS? Technically a win I guess.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Wait a minute wait a minute.
Claudio going to club antifaz and the cat incident both happened around the same time.
Did Claudio get some tail with that cat because he couldn’t get any at the gay club?!

 

[DickMain]

Wait a minute wait a minute.
Claudio going to club antifaz and the cat incident both happened around the same time.
Did Claudio get some tail with that cat because he couldn’t get any at the gay club?!

Let's be honest here that was happening one way or the other.

 

[Bongo Bongo]

Wait you gave the gay nightclub a one star review because it didn't give you AIDS? Technically a win I guess.

Bold of you to assume he'd do anything but winning, if he got laid he would have lost his virginity

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

"I have three witnesses!"

So a police officer saw a guy rape a cat and did nothing but watch? Are we supposed to believe that Claudio and his mom just go around looking for random stray cats? How is the veterinarian a witness? The local vet also goes on walks with Claudio and his mom? And now Claudio's alcoholic abusive father is a witness too, even though he wasn't there?

I don't know how the judiciary system works in Mexico, but in America a witness is someone who witnesses a crime. Claudio's witnesses are just three people he told his false story to.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Can't believe you actually admitted this, I guess you really have nothing to hide.

Okay you fucking retard. Do you motherfuckers want HIV+ to keep spreading or not? Choose one, moralfag.

Latinx calling the forum user brown

Takes 1 to know 1

Get them to sign on to Kiwi Farms so we have more evidence than your word.

Huh huh. Alright, moral fags. If you want to go that route, give me the signing paper. I'll be waiting. You'll have to wait for the results, which I don't give a flying fuck.

Wait you gave the gay nightclub a one star review because it didn't give you AIDS? Technically a win I guess.

It was fucking noon. Take your meds.

Wait a minute wait a minute.
Claudio going to club antifaz and the cat incident both happened around the same time.
Did Claudio get some tail with that cat because he couldn’t get any at the gay club?!

No? That happened like a year In-between each other.

I don't know how the judiciary system works in Mexico, but in America a witness is someone who witnesses a crime. Claudio's witnesses are just three people he told his false story to.

Meds, now. Take your fucking pills.

 

[alphabetnigger]

"I have three witnesses!"

So a police officer saw a guy rape a cat and did nothing but watch? Are we supposed to believe that Claudio and his mom just go around looking for random stray cats? How is the veterinarian a witness? The local vet also goes on walks with Claudio and his mom? And now Claudio's alcoholic abusive father is a witness too, even though he wasn't there?

I don't know how the judiciary system works in Mexico, but in America a witness is someone who witnesses a crime. Claudio's witnesses are just three people he told his false story to.

Everyone in Mexico is a witness to crime

 

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OH MY GOD!
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@0 0 it's over, dude. Time to hang it up. Absolutely devastating.

I don't even recall moving this.

But it looks thoroughly furry to me.

 

[Coberald]

Okay you fucking retard. Do you motherfuckers want HIV+ to keep spreading or not? Choose one, moralfag.

>Wanting HIV to keep spreading so it kills off all the gays and africans.