💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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[REGENDarySumanai]

Yeah, a real lazy man's series where it was an actual way to make a good recipe, from scratch, without too much work would be pretty nice. But like you said, Jack is a retard who can't cook for shit.

An example would be something like lazy man's chili where you just get canned tomatoes, beans and ground beef. Or split pea soup or something like that. There's a lot of good things you can make that are easy as hell and lazy

Adding ham to split pea soup is an easy one.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Adding ham to split pea soup is an easy one.

Yep and you can even just save the leftover ham and hambone from when you have it in another meal. Just throw it in the freezer and toss the bone in there, then remove the bone and cut up the meat and toss it back in there. Split pea soup with ham is amazing. Now I am craving some

 

[WhoBusTank69]

The lazy man shit pisses me off because its not a bad concept for a series. A show centered around every day cooking, bachelor meals, etc, for people that usually open a box or microwave a meal that want to start cooking from scratch more, without the pretentiousness. But that takes some level of intelligence and talent, which Jack does not have. I forget what slop he was throwing together but he was making a crockpot meal, and instead of just tossing everything into the crockpot like a real lazy man recipe, he mixed shit into two separate bowls then combined it into the crockpot. Can't get any easier than that, and he fucked it up.

Weber Cooks nailed that years ago in coaching college student how to cook using a microwave, including this tutorial on how to replicate exquisite Italian cuisine.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Weber Cooks nailed that years ago in coaching college student how to cook using a microwave, including this tutorial on how to replicate exquisite Italian cuisine.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7hF41qPkJxs

Looks way better than anything Jack has ever made

 

[Shartavius]

He goes straight from the introduction to telling us he's confused.

Between the Darth Vader downsampling voice and formatting squishing the video so that the indispensable little cartoon midget Jack zooming in a car, 90s comic book font, and unnecessary QR code can be accommodated, Jack is a living Tim and Eric commercial. There's got to be a Sunny D jug of brown piss with a lily pad of sugar under that desk, and a bunch of sticky spatters all over the floor in a silhouette of elephant feet.

 

[Daddy Strokum]

There's got to be a Sunny D jug of brown piss with a lily pad of sugar under that desk, and a bunch of sticky spatters all over the floor in a silhouette of elephant feet.

Fucking kek

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Here is the video where he uses cheese balls, says the recipe looks horrible, and then tries to pretend it's good simply because this stupid motherfucker cooked it.

"This recipe looks horrible and gross... Better make two gallons worth"

 

[The Grimace]

There's that "lazy man taco" that was basically some fucked up desconstructed taco that was way messier than making a regular one

Was it a taco in a bag like you get at fairs/festivals? Because I doubt Jack invented those, even though I'm sure he'd like to insist it was his idea.

 

[Exist0]

Here is a thing. Enjoy

 

[the khat quaffer]

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"Fucking cooking temps, how do they work?"

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Weber Cooks nailed that years ago in coaching college student how to cook using a microwave, including this tutorial on how to replicate exquisite Italian cuisine.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7hF41qPkJxs

Here's something closer to Jack

 

[The Stranger]

I wonder why you don't have any friends, Jack


Also, man who tried selling AI "art" on etsy complains about AI

 

[souschef]

Was it a taco in a bag like you get at fairs/festivals? Because I doubt Jack invented those, even though I'm sure he'd like to insist it was his idea.

No, he just dumped the ingredients in a bowl, then cracked the tortillas and stuck em in

In his words, it's better this way because you won't make a mess (because he's too retarded to eat a taco without dirtying everything around him)

 

[AltisticRight]

Also, man who tried selling AI "art" on etsy complains about AI

Is he saying AI isn't good enough?
Clearly it is because Scalfatty once stated that "The Amish have an entire basement full of jars of eggs" -- a reference to AI generated slop videos with obviously AI thumbnails, where some guy has 7 fingers and so on.




This retard is unreal.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Is he saying AI isn't good enough?
Clearly it is because Scalfatty once stated that "The Amish have an entire basement full of jars of eggs" -- a reference to AI generated slop videos with obviously AI thumbnails, where some guy has 7 fingers and so on.
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This retard is unreal.

He's too brain damaged to differentiate between reality and AI.

 

[Enig]

Is he saying AI isn't good enough?
Clearly it is because Scalfatty once stated that "The Amish have an entire basement full of jars of eggs" -- a reference to AI generated slop videos with obviously AI thumbnails, where some guy has 7 fingers and so on.
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This retard is unreal.

People like Jack are why the internet has been smoothed down by corpo cocksuckers, we can’t have anything fun because retards like him wander out of the Facebook playpen for one minute and think they made “Lazy Man’s Rust Remover” and it’s actually chlorine gas.

 

[the khat quaffer]

No, he just dumped the ingredients in a bowl, then cracked the tortillas and stuck em in

In his words, it's better this way because you won't make a mess (because he's too retarded to eat a taco without dirtying everything around him)

Two-armed Jack probably used to eat tacos like Nellie from The Office (US):



What with his God-given propensity for stuffing phallic-shaped objects down his gullet, and all that.

Is he saying AI isn't good enough?
Clearly it is because Scalfatty once stated that "The Amish have an entire basement full of jars of eggs" -- a reference to AI generated slop videos with obviously AI thumbnails, where some guy has 7 fingers and so on.
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This retard is unreal.

I never get tired of Jack bitching about AI content. (I mean personally I dislike it, but as far as content creation is concerned, it does have its place when done properly.)

Jackie, I love hate to break it to you, but a blind man can see the AI slop in your videos from a mile away. Tammy and AI do everything for you. You don't lift a single finger (from what few fingers you CAN lift) to make content. The AI generated content you put in your videos is so utterly offensive to all the senses that I'd click away in disgust if you weren't so ..."funny".

OT: if you're ever bored, look up "amish mugshots". Those little garden gnomes always give me a giggle at work.

 

[Shartavius]

Here's something closer to Jack

Jack wishes. Merrill petting his salad, imitating random celebrities, and interrupting his banana chopping to say "Jesus Christ I hate this shit" is far more entertaining and charismatic than Jack could ever manage to be, even with the aid of a full production team insisting on multiple takes from that human bean bag chair of pettiness. Jack acts like a giant, belligerent scrotum resulting from a gypsy curse; and nothing can compensate for that. The only quality he'll ever have in common with Uncle Merrill is being dead.

 

[Whaler]

He's too brain damaged to differentiate between reality and AI.

I wouldn't be too surprised if he thought Stable Diffusion was a competitor to Google Image Search.