Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

Massive props to Erida for finding and putting that all together. When I was browsing that a bit earlier I noted some takeaways:
  • Everybody who imagined Becca was deep into the theater kind of drama (as opposed to just her usual brand) gets a cookie; there are lots of references sprinkled in there to confirm it.
  • Jackson darling actually has worked a few days of his life, as food service staff. Way to go, Jack!
  • Jackson, supposedly always an observant Jew all along, was supportive of her being into this crap and participated along side her (so the submissive cuckboy routine itself also goes all the way back). This is a no-no. Bad Jack.
  • Becca's requests are as spiteful, petty, and narcissistic as one can imagine. There's a whole fuckton of "force people to do as I want" stuff in there, with an additional common theme of "and I want it all right now", to the point where even the witchy folks were telling her to slow down and calm her tits. That's our Becca.
  • HEY LET'S THROW AN OBJECT MADE WITH GLASS OFF AN OVERPASS, LOL. That's also our Becca.
  • The Gerbers have always been bad with credit and consumption. Daniel's their golden goose, and the passing of Daddy Gerber probably helped a bit too, but with time they'll be right back at that again. Jackson attending a $50k/year school and them living in a $3k/month apartment, on top of all the shit required to keep Becca happy (Disneyland, Pantages tickets, various new shiny toys), will only sustain for so long once Daniel's out of the picture.
How she can think now is the time to carry a child to term is funny. Jackson's still in school and Becca is reliant on contract work that can see her gone in an instant and without funemployment benefits. Seven years later and y'all have done zilch to make your lives better for a child, guys. Grats! Of course, now the imminence of the biological clock is making itself known, isn't it? Tick-tock, tick-tock.

Now we just need the German wageslave to get his new place already and truly be gone, so the next chapter of insanity can commence.
 
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You'd have thought, what with all her 'woe is me' tweets about her life and romance, she'd have twigged that these spells are bullshit and have zero chance of magically bringing her happiness.

From my browsing, it seemed like a close community with many regulars helping each other but she was all 'ME ME MEEE', 'I need help!'. Taking but never giving.

Unrelated but I laughed at the recent twitter cap where she scoffs at a professional who tried to diagnose her with Borderline Personality Disorder. As far as I know, none of us are psychiatrists/therapists, but it's clear as day she ticks all the boxes for BPD. I bet the reason she thinks the shrink was wrong is because it would make her accountable for her behaviour. She has to blame every little thing on someone else. BPD would mean she's at fault and needs to work on her behaviour. Heaven forbid fault ever lies at Rebecca's feet.

BPD checklist
Obviously going by online behaviour only -
1. Fear of abandonment - Yes
2. Unstable relationships - Yes
3. Unclear/unstable self image - Trans, enby, Jewish, autist, disabled... Yes
4. Impulsive/self destructive behaviours - Self harm, drinking... Yes
5. Self harm - Yes
6. Extreme emotional swings - God, yes
7. Chronic feelings of emptiness - I assume yes from her depression tweets
8. Explosive anger - Yes
9. Feeling suspicious/paranoid - Yes
 
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Brags about getting a school to fork over tuition for her to attend it - misspells scholarship as schoalrship in the same sentence she got it right just a few words before in.

Going to go with she's a habitual liar about almost everything, sex life, sources of financial support, intelligence, the whole nine.

Great internet detective work, some would say, the best. The posts are so much easier to try and read all the way through than the 1 out of a series of 15 or so tweets.
 
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Unrelated but I laughed at the recent twitter cap where she scoffs at a professional who tried to diagnose her with Borderline Personality Disorder. As far as I know, none of us are psychiatrists/therapists, but it's clear as day she ticks all the boxes for BPD. I bet the reason she thinks the shrink was wrong is because it would make her accountable for her behaviour. She has to blame every little thing on someone else. BPD would mean she's at fault and needs to work on her behaviour. Heaven forbid fault ever lies at Rebecca's feet.

BPD checklist
Obviously going by online behaviour only -
1. Fear of abandonment - Yes
2. Unstable relationships - Yes
3. Unclear/unstable self image - Trans, enby, Jewish, autist, disabled... Yes
4. Impulsive/self destructive behaviours - Self harm, drinking... Yes
5. Self harm - Yes
6. Extreme emotional swings - God, yes
7. Chronic feelings of emptiness - I assume yes from her depression tweets
8. Explosive anger - Yes
9. Feeling suspicious/paranoid - Yes
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Brags about getting a school to fork over tuition for her to attend it - misspells scholarship as schoalrship in the same sentence she got it right just a few words before in.

Going to go with she's a habitual liar about almost everything, sex life, sources of financial support, intelligence, the whole nine.
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She definitely comes off as a pathological liar on top of exhibiting every symptom of BPD that you can present in text. Just a hate-filled, self-absorbed mass of useless flesh.

We should probably thank CuckmasterJ for being her pathetic omega servant, that may be the one thing keeping her from going on a Disneyland killing spree.

Bonus question: what would her serial killer nickname be if she went lone wolf at Disney?
 
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Amazing what retouching will do:
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They just straight up made a painting kind of in her shape
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Wow, that's quite the shade she was throwing at mom-in-law there, and that was 11 years ago. Suddenly the picture of her booting Rebecca the fuck out when she was in the middle of moving to California (as she alleged in 2015) is much clearer.

> Could be worse. I could be a wannabe actress that never published one of her novels... no idea who I'm talking about there.

Yeah, well, one of these women did go ahead and publish several novels, while the other is now genuinely a lardass not anywhere near the "underweight" category anymore, so we can see who got the last laugh there.

I also cringed at the whole "blue eyes" story of her meeting Jackson. Probably because it was cringeworthy enough without the added revelation that she has no biological relation to the Hernandezes now.
 
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Rebecca is melting down already today.

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Some account named STRAlGHTPERSON has been antagonizing the rat king and triggeed RRRRREEEEEEEbecca.

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It's "national puppy day" so she "can't leave" Twitter.

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The tl;dr - Rebecca is trying to use spells to manipulate everyone and everything around her.
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Oh, Erida, that was so much fun. :heart-full:

And a stab from the past. The forum belongs to Catherine Yronwode (yes, that's totally a made-up name), somebody I haven't thought of in years. Spent most of her life on communes, was a big figure in indie comics in the Eighties. Makes a happy little buck selling magic potions and lurv charms, mostly to gullible WoC's.

I'd call her a cow in her own right, but she a white girl got rich selling hoodoo, so who's the cow?

I have this vague feeling I had a more personal run-in with her, but that would be more than twenty years ago on Usenet. So many years...so many, many internet 'tard fights.
 
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We have a dog to rival Jake Alley's anti-suicide cat! I know animals have been known to do some cool stuff but come on now.

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I actually like animals and almost feel bad for hating on her ratdog, it's an innocent creature that's hopefully dumb enough to not spend its life cowering in fear of its human's meltdowns (a la Karen and Ali Rapp). It also resembles Becca - a scruffy mess, fragile, easily broken. Perhaps we should open the Kiwi Farms Sanctuary for Lolcow Pets.
 
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