Ana Valens / Anastasia Catherine Wythe / Phil Wythe / Philip Stephen Wythe / @SpaceDoctorPhD / @acvalens / @ac_valens - MtF transtrender extraordinaire, formerly a freelance "journalist" for The Daily Dot; but now works for VICE, SJW, professional liar and social rouser, CatParty's favorite blogger

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AMHOLIO said:
"Futa Fridays is canceled, no more NSFW articles for the near future"
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The deleted article:
Friends, Freaks, and Fans: Look Forward to ‘Futa Fridays’ Featuring on, Um, Fridays

As mentioned before, you can find URLs for the deleted articles on Muckrack: https://muckrack.com/ana-valens/articles then search them in Archive.today.

I'm going to start archiving his older shit too. Take it from the sexpert:
Pride.com: How to date a girl: 15 ways to woo your first date (archive) - By Ana Valens, Rachel Shatto
 
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The Mass Shooter Ron Soye said:
The deleted article:
Friends, Freaks, and Fans: Look Forward to ‘Futa Fridays’ Featuring on, Um, Fridays

As mentioned before, you can find URLs for the deleted articles on Muckrack: https://muckrack.com/ana-valens/articles then search them in Archive.today.

I'm going to start archiving his older shit too. Take it from the sexpert:
Pride.com: How to date a girl: 15 ways to woo your first date (archive) - By Ana Valens, Rachel Shatto
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I categorically refuse to believe that phil has ever wooed any one
 
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I wanted check the claims that Ana Valens applied to the vtuber group VAllure since it kicked off this whole shitshow. Ana is muddying the waters by constantly omitting the fact that he did apply to do writing for them. Thanks to the folks on TVA for having saved evidence of this.
We'll be taking him at his own word for all of these.

  • Does Ana Valens have a clear conflict of interest to be writing about VAllure?
Yes, he does.
Ana Valens sent an application to do writing for VAllure, which was rejected without comment. He also showed interest in applying as a vtuber. See below.


  • Did Ana Valens apply to work for VAllure?
Yes, he did.
By his own admission, Ana applied sent in an application to work as a script writer. He has since deleted the posts where he admitted to doing so in specific. The posts were not archived properly, so there's only screenshots. One is of the actual post, one is of a cached Bluesky post (When a post is linked on Discord, its content is cached and remains even if deleted)

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"Criticism of VAllure" is not referring to the hitpiece article, which was published only a few days before these posts were made.

Here's one from just five days ago. You can easily find many more.
acvalens denial 1.webp
  • Did Ana Valens apply or audition to work for VAllure as a vtuber in specific?
No.
However, he "asked if VAllure was accepting trans women", which is entirely reasonable to interpret as interest in applying. He predictably did not receive a response.


  • Why did Ana Valens write the hitpiece article on VAllure?
"To speak out on behalf of trans ASMRists and VAs." Wow, that just happens to be what he is!


Conclusion: Shit journalist, liar, just a nasty lad all around.

Edited to back up my claims that he actively lies about this.
 
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whatsupwthat said:
Of all the things to have a problem with, this is what's bothering Phil about the Kirsche ban.
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Phil's statement. The Kirsche thread keeps up with him as much as this one does. Null also has been asking for a summary about the drama in the Kirsche thread since Phil Whyte is on his personal shitlist, so we'll see if Nool talks about it on MATI or elsewhere soon.
 
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absolutely fucking cooked em!

during the stream last night i threw together a script to scrape the viewers and check for associated social media accounts but i realized such a wide net might've caught some kiwis that were there to laugh at the cringe too and decided against it. but i'm not above putting every motherfucker that associates with phil on a schizo pegboard and might do it later
 
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Early article about VAllure that I just archived:
The Mary Sue: Thirsty Anime Fans, You’re Apparently Getting a ‘Spicier’ VTuber Group (archive) - Jan 4th, 2024

When can I audition as an AVTuber anime girl?​

VAllure plans to open auditions for its first AVTubers on March 1, with submissions running until the 31st. Talent will be chosen by April 2024, with a June 1, 2024 debut stage. And yes, VAllure calls these auditions “Gen 1,” so if VAllure’s initial talent proves popular, we may just see more lewdtubers from the agency in the near future.

As a VTuber who discusses adult games and sexual content, I have to say, VAllure offers a really good deal. The revenue split sounds good, merchandise revenue is given to performers, the agency lets talent have managers to navigate content creation, and they’ll even purchase equipment for streamers if need be. And yes, you get a whole team to help you with content development, including an assortment of artists and audio editors already connected with the group.

That’s a pretty unprecedented level of support for lewd VTubers, given, again, most of us are building our followings singlehandedly with DIY setups. VAllure could be good for independent AVTubers too, bringing more visibility into the lewd side of VTuber content. It might just be the shakeup the industry needs after the current Twitch meta has gone stale.
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And all it took was an autistic screechy VTuber with milquetoast takes to get it going.
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I won't say this exact scenario was inevitable but I do think many more like it are. Troons tend to think that vtubing is going to be the promised land for them they just need to get a model maybe an AI voice changer if they have that sort of self awareness and just let their inner uwu anime girl out. At which point they get a reality check despite having every advantage imaginable they still can't manage to pass themselves as woman let alone an interesting woman. Anal violence live stream had fifty viewers and that is an exceptional result for a Troontuber but I bet you dollars to donuts most of them were just kiwis who wanted to watch him seethe.

Vtubing is the ultimate proof that they will never be a woman. That when the only thing that remains is their personality, their personality is ultimately male.
 
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I won't say this exact scenario was inevitable but I do think many more like it are. Troons tend to think that vtubing is going to be the promised land for them they just need to get a model maybe an AI voice changer if they have that sort of self awareness and just let their inner uwu anime girl out. At which point they get a reality check despite having every advantage imaginable they still can't manage to pass themselves as woman much less an interesting woman. Anal violence live stream had fifty viewers and that is an exceptional result for a Troontuber but I bet you dollars to donuts most of them were just kiwis who wanted to watch him seethe.

Vtubing is the ultimate proof that they will never be a woman. That when the only thing that remains is their personality, their personality is ultimately male.
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Should call it "VTrooning" as I've never heard one of these freaks sound like a real woman - even with the voice changer.
They always give themselves away within a few minutes.
 
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Also it's fucking joke he tried to claim that he was making a joke about breeding facility. Where's the fucking punchline? If it were right winger online persona making that joke those retards would take it at face value and would tried to cancel them.
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And don't forget: When Kirsche makes an actual joke about an issue that triggers Ana (like George Floyd), that is unforgivable and a reflection of her terrible beliefs.

When he makes a "joke," the fact that it's supposedly a joke cancels out anything offensive about it, and the subject of the joke says nothing about him whatsoever.

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Damn, I missted that last post where he says that his NSFW "articles" will not be featured on Vice for the near future. This just seems to confirm that it wasn't just the threat of the lawsuit that did him in, but the pedo stuff. They're in no position to back that, so I'm guessing Phil might write an article or two on benign subjects and then be let go.
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The best part is that when this started, he was tagging all kinds of mainstream outlets and journalists trying to get them interested. He really thought this was going to be the next Gamergate, and that fawning journos were going to rush to cover the story of the brave fat pedophile being "targeted" by random people telling him to 41% on Twitter. Lol, lmao, etc.
 
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The Substack is fully archived with the exception of some paywalled posts. Enjoy:

https://nsfw.substack.com/ (archives)
NEET sex (archive)
A Job Opening In Games Journalism? Why Bother Applying? (archive)
Write Like a Dyke Means Writing Against Fascism

An article Phil updated over 4 years after publishing:

SEXTECHGUIDE: From deadnaming to center stage: A brief history of trans characters in gaming (1980s – 2020s) (archive)

Many of his Daily Dot sex content articles were deleted in mid-2024 (possibly moved to another domain). But this deleted article stood out because it was active in December 2024 and deleted between then and now:
Trump did better with white women in 2020’s exit polls. Why?
 
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So something jumped out at me about the Kirsche/Ana shit-show that I feel I should share.

Within VTubing itself, Kirsche often comes across as contentious - less because of the content she actually covers, and more because online, she does not hold back and her attitude of zero fucks given tends to rub oldsters the wrong way, and she is fully committed to engaging in a retard fight online if that's what she feels is warranted. Many see her as the vtubing counterpart to our boy HamblyBurger Helper, only significantly less prone to sperging outright. I know a few in the Vtubing community who basically are identical to Kirsche politically but can't stand her.

What's fascinating to me is that even among people who flat-out hate her for her behavior online, all of them are pretty much unilaterally in agreement that Ana Valens going down in flames is a good thing. They may despise Kirsche, but the distaste for Anus Violence is infinitely higher because of who Anus is and what Anus represents.

And that's something I think everyone can get behind.
 
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I don't think anyone has mentioned this here yet but deep into Kirsche's May 13th stream, she reads an old article Ana wrote for Daily Dot about vore porn. There's a paragraph in the article talking about how some people don't understand vore, in which Ana adds a link to a parent talking about their son's consumption of vore pornography, The son mentioned in the link is twelve:


(You can actually see Kirsche stumble and fall into shocked silence when the word "parent" comes up out of nowhere in the article, and she realizes he's talking about a child)

Now, Ana had a whole internet's worth of content he could link to to make his point about people not understanding vore, but what did he choose to bring to his readers' attention? The experience of a 12 year old looking at porn. This is not incidental! It's the same reason Ana wrote an article about using a sex toy that was activated whenever children interacted with him in a kids' game.

Remember: pushing at the boundaries of what he can say when it comes to minors, and forcing readers to see and experience this as well, is the point. It's part of Ana's exhibitionism, which as we all know is extremely comorbid with autogynephilia. It's not just the pedo shit that gets Ana off, it's the sense of excitement and danger that comes from exposing his sexualization of minors in a way that he can juuuussst get away with. It's a form of Early Porn Introduction by proxy. He is forcing anyone who reads his articles to partake in his own inappropriate actions against minors, and the knowledge of that discomfort gets him off further. I wouldn't be surprised if there was other shit like that in Ana's old "journalist" articles. I don't hate myself enough to go look, though.
 
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