What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Ccing @Sleazy Car Salesman for the Monty Oum Murder theory

What do you mean?

Sorry just realized this was in the conspiracy thread not the RWBY thread.

First thing's first, this isn't a theory, this is documented fact:

Monty Oum's wife, Sheena Oum, adopted a cat. Monty was deathly allergic to cats, so much so that he had to regularly go to the hospital to get injections to bolster his system against the cat he was now living with. Monty died of complications following a severe allergic reaction caused by exposure to a cat.

Now where the whole "Sheena murdered him" thing comes from is that it was well documented that Monty was a workaholic and would jeapordize his health regularly through a nasty combination of poor sleep, poor diet, and severe overwork. Man was dedicated to his craft. This would have put a lot of stress on his system and the constant exposure to the cat would have caused a severe reaction in an already overworked and overstressed body. There's also this whole thing where I guess Monty's family didn't even know he was married and were very confused as to why Sheena was getting all the life insurance money and not them and very shortly after his death his widow got a very expensive boobjob to help her career as a professional cosplayer/softcore porn photo model so there's that. She also very quickly started selling damn near anything she could get her hands on that had his signature and she started her own merch line including a key chain that had the cat on it.

I don't think she honestly meant to kill him, calling it murder is a bit hyperbolic, but I do believe that her extreme negligence combined with Monty's poor work/life balance is what killed him and she is responsible because honestly who the fuck adopts a cat when your spouse is deathly allergic? Her subsequent behavior immediately after the death also shows that hoes ain't loyal but honestly that's what you get when you marry a cos-thot.

 

[Brme]

What do you mean?

You said he was murdered by his wife, I was not aware of this. Is it like the theory that Kurt Cobain was murdered by Courtney Love?

Read your edit. Cohesive and coherent. I'm convinced.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Which would lead to more impacts on the surface of the earth, completely destroying any chance of building life.

life only began 2 billions years ago, that leaves 2 more billion years for the meteorites to crash into the earth. Earth is also a fairly closed system, once that water enters its not easily leaving even if it isnt in liquid form.

t instead, the asteroid brought bacteria which wiped them out.

Why would the bacteria spare birds or small mammals

 

[I'm a Silly]

Boomers have always refused to name the jew.

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Who's the guy in the white jacket? It's not Bill Cooper because he's not drunk and claiming everyone is a Free Mason.

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This video is titled "What is the New World Order? Terry Cook and Jordan Maxwell" -- so maybe Jordan Maxwell, since the graphic on screen in your video labeled Terry Cook already, and I checked to see that looks correct.
Ruling out Jordan Maxwell, as he seems to be the other guest:

Found him!

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Anthony J. Hilder​

[just as an editorial comment, these are some classic retards, my compliments to the chef ]

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Water is not exactly uncommon. Europa, one of Jupiter's 95 (or more) moons, probably has more water than the entirety of Earth. So does Ganymede. Even a single microplanet in the asteroid belt, Ceres, may rival Earth for how much water it has. It would take a single object this size colliding with a forming Earth to give us all the water we have.

The math doesn't add up. If we were pelted with that much water, why doesn't the moon, venus, murcury, mars etc have tons and tons of water on them? Why aren't their moons water?
Not to mention, it wasn't until very, very recently, that we could even say Mars had water on it. That was a conspiracy theory the a very long time.

Why would the bacteria spare birds or small mammals

Why would sickle cell target 99.9% of blacks? Tay sachs on jews? etc.
Besides, a worldwide cataclysm would have wiped out almost all life, not just big lizards.

ife only began 2 billions years ago, that leaves 2 more billion years for the meteorites to crash into the earth. Earth is also a fairly closed system, once that water enters its not easily leaving even if it isnt in liquid form.

It's only a closed system because of the atmosphere which is Oxygen (03). Oxygen and hydrogen is water so a shite load of oxygen came from somewhere.

 

[The Evil Midnight Bomber]

Europa, one of Jupiter's 95 (or more) moons, probably has more water than the entirety of Earth

The ocean plus ice sheet on top is up to 110 miles deep so I can believe it

I'm not sure what side you're on or even what argument you're in, I just love seeing Gary Oldman chewing scenery like a motherfucker.

I'm on the side of the people that want to end this argument

 

[NoReturn]

Boomers have always refused to name the jew.

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Who's the guy in the white jacket? It's not Bill Cooper because he's not drunk and claiming everyone is a Free Mason.

Of course they won't! Jews made TV! TV is their replacement parent, their deepest love, and their closest friend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DumCuR4mdpQ

 

[AnOminous]

life only began 2 billions years ago, that leaves 2 more billion years for the meteorites to crash into the earth. Earth is also a fairly closed system, once that water enters its not easily leaving even if it isnt in liquid form.

There are what are believed to be fossilized cyanobacteria estimated at being as much as 3.8 billion years old. Life started a lot sooner than we thought.

Since this is the conspiracy thread, how about the idea that an ancient species seeded life around the galaxy billions of years ago?

The math doesn't add up. If we were pelted with that much water, why doesn't the moon, venus, murcury, mars etc have tons and tons of water on them? Why aren't their moons water?

Mars has no magnetic field so the vast majority of its atmosphere evaporated into space. Mercury clearly has no atmosphere either. How could it possibly have water with its size and where it is? Even if it ever had water, it's constantly blasted by the solar wind so couldn't possibly retain an atmosphere.

There are believed to be some deposits of ice on the "dark" side of Mercury near the poles that are never exposed to the sun, which are the only places it could have survived. I forget why Venus is the way it is. Why would you expect everything to be evenly distributed everywhere anyway?

 

[NoReturn]

I forget why Venus is the way it is.

The man-lizards made it hazardous to life.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

Since this is the conspiracy thread, how about the idea that an ancient species seeded life around the galaxy billions of years ago?

Incredibly, that scenario is as likely as divine intervention/creationism than the widely believed theory of life beginning in a volcano because lightning hit it. The theory of life originating on Earth is a bizarre one that doesn't hold up to scientific scrutiny.

Why would you expect everything to be evenly distributed everywhere anyway?

I don't, and it isn't, but for billions of snowballs to hit us over billions of years, I would expect to see evidence of water on more bodies than just ours and a couple of moons.

 

[Verpa Teutonica Ingens]

The man-lizards made it hazardous to life.

I thought that was Mars, which can be deduced from atmospheric xenon isotope ratios that are indicative of a massive quantity of uranium fast-neutron fission explosions at some point in the past.

 

[I'm a Silly]

Jaleel is making videos again; here's a bit of Hopsicker [r.i.p.] talking about the pederasts working for the CIA:

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It's funny how that Franklin scandal was tied to the DC gay sex ring and that bald 'reporter' in the Dubya press meetings -- it's the little boy-fucker version of all the (Epstein) shit:
planes, children, dirty old men,
or something.
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More from the Hopsicker files:

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[big pauper]

There are believed to be some deposits of ice on the "dark" side of Mercury near the poles that are never exposed to the sun, which are the only places it could have survived. I forget why Venus is the way it is.

it doesn't have a magnetic field so its atmosphere is unprotected from solar radiation so all of the water boiled away and got stripped out of the atmosphere

 

[xoodyak]

it doesn't have a magnetic field so its atmosphere is unprotected from solar radiation so all of the water boiled away and got stripped out of the atmosphere

It also doesn't have plate tectonics so its internal heat has no way to slowly dissipate, instead it builds up until the surface completely melts, and then the cycle starts again.

 

[Otterly]

Our beautiful planet is really perfect isn’t it? Warm but not too warm. Wet enough. Just perfect.
We should probably take better care of it

 

[12345]

It's only perfect because of The Moon.

 

[Brme]

I often can't help but feel that obesity needs to be redefined as more than just your weight.

Redefining a condition is nothing new. Diabetes Mellitus used to be defined as having pee that tastes sweet to the doctor!!

We're all aware of outliers who are only "obese" by BMI standards but have a high muscle mass, etc., which honestly reminds me more of people with "athletes heart" (which would otherwise be bradycardia + oversized heart), autistic hyperfixation (which isn't really stigmatized as much as the similar hypomania), or having a large frame for a woman.

But I also think emphasizing weight leaves out why obesity is deadly- all that extra fat.

Obesity should be defined as a form of swelling resulting from excess storage of body fat. It is a metabolic disorder resulting from compulsive behavior.

Sounds a lot grosser than just a bigger number on the scale.

Plus who knows if certain forms of localized obesity are worse. Defining obesity as being above a certain weight for your height and maybe gender, frankly, is like measuring sound as decibels and only decibels.

If you have something more conspirac-y @Indigo Plateau , please share i am listening.

 

[Cromwell]

Evening fellas.
I am looking for any GOOD resources and insights you may have about Danny Casolaro, the Inslaw shitshow and The Octopus. I am not afraid to read so the more detailed or long form the better. I want to watch the Netflix doc too but I don't trust them so I would like to look into it myself first and then watch it.
My basic understanding of the Inslaw debacle is that Inslaw developed this super powerful database software to help the feds and glowies put people behind bars quicker at the behest of the DOJ. Then the DOJ, under Edwin Meese, suddenly decided to bankrupt Inslaw by not paying them for the development of the software. Then, some Israeli intelligence linked guy starts handing out the program. When the Israelis get their hands on it they add a back door to it and start selling it to Europe. Is this more or less correct? Whats the deal here? My gut instinct is that this story is going to be completely nuts

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Evening fellas.
I am looking for any GOOD resources and insights you may have about Danny Casolaro, the Inslaw shitshow and The Octopus. I am not afraid to read so the more detailed or long form the better. I want to watch the Netflix doc too but I don't trust them so I would like to look into it myself first and then watch it.
My basic understanding of the Inslaw debacle is that Inslaw developed this super powerful database software to help the feds and glowies put people behind bars quicker at the behest of the DOJ. Then the DOJ, under Edwin Meese, suddenly decided to bankrupt Inslaw by not paying them for the development of the software. Then, some Israeli intelligence linked guy starts handing out the program. When the Israelis get their hands on it they add a back door to it and start selling it to Europe. Is this more or less correct? Whats the deal here? My gut instinct is that this story is going to be completely nuts

Here's the Unsolved Mysteries episode with the segment about it.

It's pretty basic but a good starting point. Here's a list of old text files from the time it happened.

 

[Welfare Bum]

It is overwhelmingly "who you are, not what you do" that determines the outcome of legal disputes and media and cultural consensus. Pushed top down with assistance via government school and anti-white propaganda through media.