Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

[CallmeCicada]

This is doomer talk remember Devin, think of the dolphins.

Saying to not waste your life isn't doomer talk, it's common sense.

 

[Großmann]

If you need to argue for 10+ pages why someone isn't a lolcow, you're just making the case for them being one.

No, you don’t understand. Synthetic Man is such a boring nobody that there’d be nothing to talk about after a day. Nothing to see here, move along.

 

[Xentor]

trying to fight for Synthetic Man’s love

Disavow! Disavow!

 

[WelperHelper99]

It's less about Null taking some nobody 30 year old incel to court and more about him calling Null a pedo when he himself harbors lolicons in his chat. What was it, like 30-40% of his chat is supposedly pedos? Something like that.
So yeah, don't throw stones in glass houses unless you want all the wrong kinds of attention on you.

Josh would have to take other retards to court first if we're talking the shitlist of priorities. Synth is a hypocritical retard. Not much else really.

 

[Gog & Magog]

@Soycast Guy said that he regrets making an appreciation thread on Synth

>FUCK THE KIKES! RACE WAR NOW!
several weeks later
>guys seriously pls stop being mean to my internet fweinds ok
Why are so many e-racists like this?

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

It's less about Null taking some nobody 30 year old incel to court and more about him calling Null a pedo when he himself harbors lolicons in his chat. What was it, like 30-40% of his chat is supposedly pedos? Something like that.
So yeah, don't throw stones in glass houses unless you want all the wrong kinds of attention on you.

It was 37% and yes we know he's a hypocrite we've already broken this ground it's not like I do not agree I just am more interested in the future than retreading old ground.

Saying to not waste your life isn't doomer talk, it's common sense.

" I doubt he has the ability to be able to turn a negative situation around."

You've already written him off I think he still has a chance. I know of and have seen people in far worse positions do plenty with their life. If or if not remains to be seen though since Synth is napping or hiding away in discord or whatever I have nothing more to say as I am not going back and forth like his fans. Now unless someone has a link to the discord he goons in or another stream of him screaming at someone or something I am going back to my book.

 

[CallmeCicada]

You've already written him off I think he still has a chance.

I am not his family who will believe in him no matter what stupid thing he does. He hasn't shown any ability to prove my feelings otherwise. If I am proven wrong I have no problem admitting it. As it is now I don't have high hopes for a positive outcome, call it pattern recognition.

 

[Husky]

That clip was to show how he had a massive spergy rant about racemixing and whined about how he can never watch a show that doesn’t have “propaganda”, all because the generic daughter character that dies in 10 minutes to make the audience feel sad was mixed race. I found the clip really pathetic and funny, hence why I included it.
I wasn’t trying to say that racemixing was good or that the fallout show was good and not woke.

Yeah, listening back to this, I think he went on a rant probably because he’s more upset about Black women getting paid alimony. The rant is so incoherent—it sounds very ADHD-ish.

To me, it seems like he’s first mad at his ex-wife for ‘stealing money’ (alimony),

then brings up questionable marriage statistics. (The divorce data I found shows that White husband / Black wife marriages fall in the middle range—higher than same-race White couples but lower than Black/Black or Black male/White female marriages.) If he’s going to cite data, he should put more thought into it and confirm his sources.

Finally, he mentions that he can’t watch the show alone—he wants to watch it with his mom. (He said he likes watching shows with his family, which isn’t wrong, but it does make him come off like a mama’s boy.)

Overall, I think the spite likely came from his ex black girlfriend from high school. He probably misses her since she might’ve been the best gf he’s ever had. He doesn’t like women ''stealing money from men,'' and he seems to believe, realistically, Black women don’t divorce White men—I guess that’s the point he was trying to make with the data. (The reason for this might just be him seething over his ex.)

I don’t blame him for disliking modern cable slop, but he’s mentioned before that he only watches crap with his mother, even when he doesn’t have to. I mean, it’s great that he spends time with his mom, but maybe a little too much?

 

[Xev]

There is only one solution. Get your mother on the farms, Coby. There is precedent for this and we have questions.

 

[Hatter]

I'm glad he got his thread sooner rather than later. If it had taken another year and he was still fairly popular among the "chudsphere," we would've ended up with another sacredcow situation similar to, uh, *cough cough* Sam Hyde *cough cough*.

 

[Xentor]

sacredcow situation similar to, uh, *cough cough* Sam Hyde *cough cough*.

Shiiiet, this has to be one of the most positive things ever said about him on the farms.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Adding this in big bold letters for all the brigaders lately. This is a LOLCOW thread. Yes, a LOLCOW thread I add again. You can come in and criticize the OP, but, and I will emphasize this, DO NOT COME IN TO TROLL OR A-LOG! (Looking at you Synthetic Man Appreciation Thread)

I hope the irony is not lost on you.

 

[Warai Otoko]

Get your mother on the farms, Coby.

Ah yes, the Alex Hogendorp route. Surely that will end up with Coby leaving the Internet forever, right?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I hope the irony is not lost on you.

>See's ironic post
>Not understanding the irony
>"I hope the irony is not lost on you."

Janny fail moment.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I don’t blame him for disliking modern cable slop, but he’s mentioned before that he only watches crap with his mother, even when he doesn’t have to. I mean, it’s great that he spends time with his mom, but maybe a little too much?

Please. Not again. I can't take another Barbussy incident.

 

[CallmeCicada]

I hope the irony is not lost on you.

that's the joke, my friend.

 

[Großmann]

>FUCK THE KIKES! RACE WAR NOW!
several weeks later
>guys seriously pls stop being mean to my internet fweinds ok
Why are so many e-racists like this?

Has been and will always be about


We’re nearly 11 years on from Gamergate, which is enough time for a new generation of newfags to have to learn the lesson about grifters.

 

[Wodanaz]

You know a good thread's brewing when first 18 pages is just people fighting one another. Gonna wait until another community feature for something substantial to happen

I think you generally get the fans you deserve. This dude is a misery golem retard coomer doomer, and his audience is filled with similar detritus. Much like rapefugees, some have flocked to this thread to get more parasocial gossip about their favorite anti woker. Who are we to deny the content?

 

[Enter The Pooptrain]

Hovering over your mother while she sleeps is some shit you take to the grave.

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

I think you're missing what made him go to her chat and WHOA MAMA. After talking to her to assure her that he wasn't the one brigading her and apparently resolving their differences, he was talking about how promoting ethots was against his "core values" and he didn't want to expose his audience to an exploitative streamer. This was followed (I think in the next stream) by him deciding to watch a clip of hers where she talks about a past relationship and shitting on her. That's when she sent him a message essentially telling him that this is why she didn't trust him. The rest of the stream after that message was him acting depressed and talking about his "strong moral framework" for hours. That whole stream was really funny. He went to her chat the day after this incident.

There's also some good content of him sperging about the farms, I'll try to find it later.

@Chudborean

• This happened in the couple of days between Synth talking to Kirsche (resolving their differences the first time) and Synth writing WHOA MAMA in her stream chat

The ethics of collabing with the "more pathetic than an ethot" vtuber Kirsche (May 3rd stream, but not the same stream as the one below, maybe a daytime stream)

Source: https://rumble.com/v6sx68v-chillin-breakers-dolls-nest.html (@ around 4:02:00)

Reacting to a Kirsche clip, calling her a gold digger (@1:11:52) / Kirsche sends him a DM in response (@3:01:10), followed by 2 hours of being a depressed boi (muh moral framework)

• Some earlier notable/funny events

Reacting to his KF thread / Crying about stickers (@25:26)
I think these posts (1, 2) deserve to be featured in the OP, especially the first one. It made Synth complain about the post and how it had too many positive stickers (at the time) on his stream. I believe this is also the stream where he instructs his audience how to respond to KFers (no exact timestamp for this, I don't remember when in the stream it happens)

He was still thinking about these posts weeks later.

Drunk stream complaining about how he had to go to a tribute concert with his mom (and dance and sing) while looking like a social retard. It might be worth juxtaposing bits from this with the clip of him saying that he's "the child not embraced by the village and would burn it to feel its warmth" (lmao)

https://rumble.com/v6sb8dv-drunk-pain-stream.html

The anti-normie rhetoric had escalated a lot in the past month (before the Kirsche interactions), with calls for Total Normie Death, complains that his thread was "taken over by failed normalfags", a seemingly endless amount of doomer hour segments and proclamations that he is "dogpilled" when it comes to women. If anyone has good clips of that stuff it might be funny to include.