IP2 Johnny Somali / Ramsey Khalid Ismael - Banned YouTuber, Banned Twitch Streamer, Banned Kick Streamer, Disruptive nigger who was arrested many times in Asia

[The Un-Clit]

So it's now official - The nigger has lost the plot completely.

Johnny Somali Addresses The World
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@Null I'm sorry to tell you this, but you are no longer the biggest, stupidest blackest gorilla nigger on the planet. This fucking retard has just taken a stranglehold on the position with this video.

Even Kanye himself would be fucking ashamed of this limp-dicked performance, especially since he pussied out and didn't give this speech infront of the courthouse and cameras of Korean media like he bragged he was going to do, but in front of Hank's wall, proven by his neighbor's filming of it.

 

[Sandy Peetz]

But bongbong and yong man also showed the deepfakes on their own stream and laughed about it which there is proof of, and the severity of the deepfake isnt that bad. Its only kissing

Legal Mindset did clarify that Kissing/ Making out is considered a sexual act under Korean law. Like, the make-out sessions you would find on your average western sitcom would be too hot for K-dramas. He might as well had shown a deepfake of them fucking, bc it's all the same. I highly doubt they're gonna let that slide, especially if the streamers are pressing charges. At least, it's very unlikely at this point. He's kick the hornets nest, stamped on the queen, and took a shit on the remains just for good measure.

If rooftop Koreans taught me anything, don't fuck with Koreans.

Edit: Special ed teacher forgot to teach us how to spell.

 

[JustStopDude]

Ok then, still, his crimes count as crimes even in the US. Minorities might avoid prosecution in the US due to the woke but it will not matter considering who is president. Also, he will not escape.

Dude, a sitting US president has neither the time, nor the energy, to care about an obscure IRL streamer in legal trouble overseas.

They tend to be pretty busy with actual important stuff, like shit posting on social media.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Dude, a sitting US president has neither the time, nor the energy, to care about an obscure IRL streamer in legal trouble overseas.

They tend to be pretty busy with actual important stuff, like shit posting on social media.

trump is still trying to save Andrew Tate, so it's not that far off

 

[Gingervitis]

Dat BBC.

From a 5ft2 manlet I guess it ain't ALL that big, but it's big enough for hanky-poo.

Hank has a tiny dick according to Johnny.

…don’t ask how he knows this shit.

 

[Zombocom]

Ghosn had to pay them $1.3 million USD. Also, as an example of a cautionary tale, they were both caught and served prison sentences (one and two years respectively) for their roles.

Was the money confiscated? If it wasn't, I would call it not a cautionary tale, but a tale of some good cost-benefit analysis.

Dude, a sitting US president has neither the time, nor the energy, to care about an obscure IRL streamer in legal trouble overseas.

Are IRL streamers more obscure and pointless than WNBA players, or not? Discuss.

 

[Pointless Debater]

Was the money confiscated? If it wasn't, I would call it not a cautionary tale, but a tale of some good cost-benefit analysis.

For the green Beret and his son they spent over a million dollars on their legal defense for helping Ghosn escape. They claim Ghosn didn't pay any of it.

Also apparently earlier reports were untrue and they spent more time:

Mike and Peter entered guilty pleas, receiving two years and 20 months, respectively. “I heard nothing from Carlos the entire time we were in jail; if someone saved my life, I’d be doing everything I can to help [him],” said Mike in the doc.

“I spent 17 months in solitary confinement. You do not have shoes, you get frostbite, you are not allowed to exercise. My work [while in jail] was to tear little pieces of paper. It gave me blood blisters. It was a psychological game.”

Also, Michael claims he was never actually paid by Ghosn for the actual escape, the $1.3 million promised:

In the documentary, Mike Taylor claims to be out “well over $1 million in legal fees owed … big numbers,” never mind maintaining to have not been compensated for masterminding the operation.

Even if he did get the $1.3M and got left with $300K after legal fees that's a shit break for nearly three years of prison and over half of it in solitary, also his son went to jail too.

For Ghosn, it's was a good deal. For anyone Johnny Somali might approach (with way less money), it's basically a real reminder that the risk doesn't justify the potential reward.

 

[Incecticyder]

Are IRL streamers more obscure and pointless than WNBA players, or not? Discuss.

Depends on the streamer.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I don't understand why he's bothering pleading not guilty to anything. Jobless Jonny (black) is just prolonging the absolute judicial shitter shattering he's about to get.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

They should treat him like a 19th century slave in prison. Break this buck by whipping him hard.

I made this horrible photoshop and y'all better be grateful.

 

[Incecticyder]

I don't understand why he's bothering pleading not guilty to anything. Jobless Jonny (black) is just prolonging the absolute judicial shitter shattering he's about to get.

Simple: He hopes to escape the two charges that will land him in jail for a long time. Also, he does not understand the deep fake law nor does he not respect it. He thinks he did not break the law and he does not believe it should exist either.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

@Null I'm sorry to tell you this, but you are no longer the biggest, stupidest blackest gorilla nigger on the planet. This fucking retard has just taken a stranglehold on the position with this video.

Even Kanye himself would be fucking ashamed of this limp-dicked performance, especially since he pussied out and didn't give this speech infront of the courthouse and cameras of Korean media like he bragged he was going to do, but in front of Hank's wall, proven by his neighbor's filming of it.

Right! Kanye would have went the while 9 yards with it. Ramsey just pussed out. A line in full metal jacket: five foot two? I didn't know they stacked shit that high.

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

He thinks he did not break the law and he does not believe it should exist either.

Based
Do you think Johhny has read Henry David Thoreau

 

[Zombocom]

Also, Michael claims he was never actually paid by Ghosn for the actual escape, the $1.3 million promised

I was prepared to reply how I was facetious in calling a million-plus bucks for three years of prison between two people a good deal, because of course that "deal" disregards legal fees and suffering, but this addition is simply depressing.

 

[Incecticyder]

Based
Do you think Johhny has read Henry David Thoreau

Mate, the only reason I do think he is literate is because he can read superchats and documents that should not be read aloud unless you consulted your lawyer. Otherwise, the only reading he has done is for schoolwork. He does not strike me as the kind of guy that reads for fun.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Mate, the only reason I do think he is literate is because he can read superchats and documents that should not be read aloud unless you consulted your lawyer. Otherwise, the only reading he has done is for schoolwork. He does not strike me as the kind of guy that reads for fun.

Johnnys intelligence is weird. Hes not a complete and total dumb motherfucker, but hes also a good example of the upper end of dunNInG kruGER effect. He thinks he can be given the benefit of the doubt by lying (really just leaning on others good will) and thinks hes a criminal mastermind for it.

Really this thing only works so long, gaurentee you could probably rely on this in ANY civilized country maybe a couple times, without consequences if you made up good excuses, since they would rather give the benefit of the doubt, but hes really worn out the good will. He kinda reminds me of chris chan, and the quote that chris chan was not smart enough to grasp subjects, but smart enough to KNOW hes not smart enough.

But johnny is smart enough to trick very minor investigations, but hes NOT smart enough to trick anyone when he has more than a passing glance focused on him

ALSO, FFS, PRESERVE TUBE SHIT. Somali is known to DFE shit when convenient.

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=k9bUOBFCDYM

 

[Incecticyder]

Johnnys intelligence is weird. Hes not a complete and total dumb motherfucker, but hes also a good example of the upper end of dunNInG kruGER effect. He thinks he can be given the benefit of the doubt by lying (really just leaning on others good will) and thinks hes a criminal mastermind for it.

Smally is the definition of "educated but not intelligent". He has a real degree (I think business or finance), not a fake one like Queer Dance Theory but he has no smarts or wisdom. He is the kind of student who thinks that by correcting a teacher's spelling error, he can get an 100 on a test he failed with a different teacher. Very much rules lawyering which does not work in real life.

Really this thing only works so long, gaurentee you could probably rely on this in ANY civilized country maybe a couple times, without consequences if you made up good excuses, since they would rather give the benefit of the doubt, but hes really worn out the good will. He kinda reminds me of chris chan, and the quote that chris chan was not smart enough to grasp subjects, but smart enough to KNOW hes not smart enough.

Chris Chan is "special" enough to be pitied. Smally is just your average clout chaser that got addicted to attention and who had not faced consequences due to having spent his formative years as a well-behaved man. The two are very different.

But johnny is smart enough to trick very minor investigations, but hes NOT smart enough to trick anyone when he has more than a passing glance focused on him

He did not trick them, they just had no proof that he was malicious as opposed to stupid. Now, everyone has proof he is both. He received the benefit of doubt because no one had any evidence that he did not learn his lesson. Things changed.

 

[multiversus]

Legal Mindset did clarify that Kissing/ Making out is considered a sexual act under Korean law. Like, the make-out sessions you would find on your average western sitcom would be too hot for K-dramas. He might as well had shown a deepfake of them fucking, bc it's all the same. I highly doubt they're gonna let that slide, especially if the streamers are pressing charges. At least, it's very unlikely at this point. He's kick the hornets nest, stamped on the queen, and took a shit on the remains just for good measure.

If rooftop Koreans taught me anything, don't fuck with Koreans.

Edit: Special ed teacher forgot to teach us how to spell.

LM is a grifter and will say anything for donations. We all know the discord produced it and if these people were seriously offended by the contents they wouldn't broadcast the same deepfakes on their own channels laughing about it
Besides bongbong, Yongman was the only other deepfake that was shown on his stream and hes been rotting in a Korean jail for the last 6 months for his involvement as a ring leader in the January 15 attack

You think he will get away with a slap on the wrist then? I doubt it. He is "famous" in Korea. Famous to a point where other Koreans are actively going out of their way to punch him and then paying the fine with donations from other Koreans.
Plus I see that they have not put the "desceration of a national statue" on the charge list. Will that be added later? I for one hope he gets at least a few years in prison just to have him feel the consequences of his actions for once. Not exactly the maximum but give him 5 years. Maybe it will straighten him out. Probably not but at least we won't hear from this spastic nigger for a while again.

Not a slap on the wrist but I don't see him doing any serious time at all. As for the statue thing, its not a big deal and never was. There are pro-Japanese koreans that troll those statues on a daily basis with banners and shit, I think one of them got fined recently for littering or something.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

His intelligence I don't mean is huge, certainly not even triple digit, but not sub80 either. I think he DOES have a lot of conniving "wit" though, in that hes a lot like a goblin plotting and scheming, not with BRILLIANT plans, but plans none the less.

That's how I mean it, some people think hes sub70 brick, hes not. Goblins aren't the paragon of intelligence AT ALL, but they aren't the dumbest either. Full on ORCS are dumber, know what I'm saying?

He did not trick them, they just had no proof that he was malicious as opposed to stupid. Now, everyone has proof he is both. He received the benefit of doubt because no one had any evidence that he did not learn his lesson. Things changed.

He "tricked" in the sense that he at least got them to think "well perhaps hes JUST a fucking retarded nigger" for a bit.

Admittedly this is a REALLY lame trick, but it was successful a few times.

 

[Incecticyder]

He "tricked" in the sense that he at least got them to think "well perhaps hes JUST a fucking retarded nigger" for a bit.

Admittedly this is a REALLY lame trick, but it was successful a few times.

I just do not think this qualifies as a "trick". He lied, they probably did not buy it but they had no proof either so they let him go and made him someone else's problem. Imo, he gamed the system but he tricked no one.