He was described as a physical stud, even in the SEALs. And did workout videos, 80's style, and even did a funny
"Navy SEAL vs Chimp" challenge.
Worth noting that he
won the race against the chimp, although the more entertaining episode has to be
44 dwarfs vs an Asian elephant pulling a McDonnell Douglas DC-10. They just don't make TV like that anymore.
I think Paul Bremer is a stupid fucking nigger and a national disgrace.
The quotability of
ladies and gentlemen, we got him is the only thing I will credit Bremer with. His habit of retconning history - insisting that the Iraqi army had deserted, so he didn't disband anything, or many of his recollections in
My Year in Iraq - is almost as bad as his asinine political takes, like
asserting that the U.S. occupation prevented a civil war, or,
when asked, "Do you think this war will deter terrorists and lessen hatred for the US?" Bremer responded, "Yes I do." If he could stick to
pizzas and french fries, maybe he'd be more likable.
Australian SAS war crimes
Ben Roberts-Smith lost his defamation appeal, so I thought it would be a great time to reflect on the operations of Australia's finest.
Ben Roberts-Smith (VC, MG) joined the Australian Army in 1996, deploying twice to East Timor before joining the SASR in 2003. He was deployed to Fiji in 2004, then Iraq in 2005 and 2006, then deploying to Afghanistan six times (2006, 2007, 2009, 2010, 2012). After being discharged, he was appointed deputy GM of Seven Queensland, then Seven Brisbane (TV networks) until 2021 when he stepped to take legal action against Nine (another network). He resigned in 2023 when his defamation suit was unsuccessful (
at an estimated cost of $25 million to both parties with 110 days of evidence, 41 witnesses (mostly former SAS), 6186 pages of transcript, 267 tender items, 125 subpoenas issued, 63 notices to produce and 36 interim judgments).
BRS then filed an appeal, which was heard in 2024. Additional evidence was provided to the court in May 2025. On May 16, the original verdict was upheld, with the court stating "we are unanimously of the opinion that the evidence was sufficiently cogent to support the findings that [Roberts-Smith] … murdered four Afghan men”. BRS is on the hook for more than $30 million in legal fees, though he has stated he intends to appeal to the High Court.
Sadly, due to mounting legal fees, he cannot afford a suit that fits.
It does make you wonder, though, how could
Australia's Father of the Year, the face of an anti-king hit campaign, and the "stay kind" campaign, possibly do unlawful things?
War crimes context
Australian war crimes in Afghanistan is an ongoing clusterfuck characterised by leaks, unnecessary delays, and limited outcomes. The general view is that Australians in Afghanistan were involved in
"competition killing and blood lust" with "inhumane and unnecessary treatment of prisoners" with comparisons made to My Lai and Abu Ghraib.
"Soldiers would do bad stuff to fit in. It becomes part of the banter," is one comment attributed to a special forces insider. Another states: "guys just had this blood lust. Psychos. Absolute psychos. And we bred them."
One such example was an incident where a SAS soldier severed one hand from each of four Afghan insurgents for ID purposes. Fingerprints and eye scans were the norm, however, it came out that 9 days before, they had attended an official training session where
The Captain in the patrol, Andrew Hastie,
told his men not to sever any more hands and the next day reported the incident to his commanding officer. He is now a senior member of the Liberal Party and is expected to be the party leader come the next election.
Ben Roberts-Smith (BRS) - timeline from
here
In 2018, the Age and the Herald (two major newspapers owned by Nine) published information about BRS conduct in Afghanistan. BRS filed a defamation suit claiming that the allegations were false. All allegations below, excluding the DV allegation, have been repeatedly recognised by Australian courts as substantially true (based on the civil standard of the balance of probabilities).
2006 (not considered in the court proceedings)
Two members of an Australian patrol noticed an Afghan teenager approaching the observation post. They made the determination not to engage. BRS and his 2IC, Matthew Locke, arrived, and
"decided to hunt down and shoot dead the two 'enemy' after concluding they had spotted the patrol" (the patrol report included a single unarmed spotter, but BRS provided an oral account to the Australian War Memorial of two people - later said he misremembered).
BRS allegedly called the two patrol members cowards, making threats and engaging in ongoing intimidation that spanned years.
BRS received an MG for events that occurred later that day. The citation does not include the above event.
Interestingly, BRS has mouthed off about his SAS colleagues as bullies, and was the subject of complaints from patrol members about behaviour that "fractured relationships" in the unit.
During the battle where BRS earned the MG, a junior member of the unit (who stated that BRS
"would hit him in the head while he was driving on the training ground, and told him he was an incompetent soldier, undeserving of a place in the SAS") had their gun stop working because he hadn't brought oil. BRS approached him in the team room after and said,
“if your performance doesn’t improve on the next patrol, you’re going to get a bullet in the back of the head”. He reported the comment, and BRS threatened him again, allegedly saying “if you’re going to make accusations cunt, you’d better have some fucking proof.” The junior's performance was substandard, but considerably improved after he was moved to a different unit.
2009
While on a mission, two Afghans were found in a tunnel of a compound. They were taken prisoner. BRS killed one and directed a rookie to kill the second as an initiation. Witnesses and BRS say that no one was killed in a tunnel, and that two insurgents were killed outside. The man BRS had a prosthetic leg that was souvenired, becoming "Das Boot" and used for drinking back at base.
2012
BRS kicked an unarmed and handcuffed villager off a small cliff. BRS then directed two soldiers to drag the man to a tree, where he was stood up and then shot dead. BRS claimed that the man was a Taliban spotter, and the shots were lawful.
BRS directed an Afghan soldier (via interpreter) to either shoot a prisoner, or have a subordinate do it. BRS's alibi was that he was not present as he had been stood down after shooting a dog (later admitting the alibi was incorrect).
BRS directed a soldier to kill a prisoner as an initiation. The soldier who was initiated objected to giving evidence on the grounds of self-incrimination.
BRS shot a prisoner and commented that it was “the most beautiful thing [he'd] ever seen”, commenting to another soldier that he had shot a “baby-faced” prisoner in the head.
BRS's defence was that those who gave evidence against him were driven by “enormous jealousy”, or simply too traumatised to remember.
Not included in the suit, but relevant SAS fuck-ups - BRS was awarded a Commendation for Distinguished Service for exemplary "mentoring … of his patrol and less experienced members", which was
followed by a written complaint by a SAS regiment sergeant, signed by five SAS members and lodged with a senior officer, against the officers who compiled the citation. "As SAS soldiers, we are responsible for accurate reporting and honesty, in the field and in camp. This citation is a contradiction of those values," the complaint said.
The unit had ongoing issues, including friendly fire, which caused tensions due to an alleged cover-up, on top of soldiers taking unnecessary risks. BRS kept the award, publicly complaining that
the scrutiny was "un-Australian".
A note on the friendly fire incident (no casualties) -
BRS mocked him in front of the group, punched him in the head, and made threats to report him to The Hague. There were other breadcrumbs, like
two juniors making internal complaints about BRS impacting their mental health, but that's beside the point.
Also not included in the suit is
the killing of an elderly Imam, in which BRS was "directly involved," ordering a subordinate to shoot him after he was seen to allegedly speak on a radio, though witnesses say the radio was planted after his death. This was recommended for consideration by war crimes investigators.
2018
BRS punches a woman he'd been having an affair with in the eye after she'd fallen at an event. The judge ruled there was a lack of evidence to determine if this occurred, but said that
because Roberts-Smith’s reputation had been so damaged by the other findings that he was a murderer and war criminal, that did not matter.
Investigations
The AFP announced in 2020 that no charges had been laid against BRS. There was another probe in 2021 for alleged destruction of evidence relating to war crimes investigations, however, this could not lead to a prosecution due to potentially inadmissible evidence (use of coercive powers to question serving members).
Within the evidence were letters written by BRS to send anonymously to SAS members he thought would testify against him. He also
buried USBs in his backyard, including classified documents and incriminating photos of other soldiers, such as a senior commissioned SASR CO "simulating a sex act with a high-ranking soldier using an object taken from a model camel." Oh, and credible evidence of desecrating corpses.