Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

[Butwhythough2]

After he offs himself Billy will pour a hot sauce bottle on his grave

I'm gonna pour hawt sawce all ovuh your grave Karl, Nick Rekieta said I could. Whaddya think 'bout dat?

 

[Gumming3082]

His only gaming accomplishments were shit that only a message board of a few hundred people give a fuck about

Wrong. Playing the same Goldeneye level 50,000 times with all the community-sourced-and-agreed-upon most-optimal strategies to achieve a time 1s faster than the only other 2 people on Earth demented enough to have also played it that much makes Karl an absolute legend!

 

[Salubrious]

Could Billy buy Karl's estate just for the lulz? How does it work?

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Could Billy buy Karl's estate just for the lulz? How does it work?

He has Jobst put daddy on every document when referring to billy.

 

[nelly98]

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Improved version.

 

[Uncle Gubsy]

All the people actually buying the hot sauce are cringe.

it's 15 bucks broke boy

 

[Polyarmory]

Apologies if this question is late or obvious, but could Karl do a quick panic divorce with his wife to insulate his family from the financial fallout?

Or, uh, could he have done that before going bankrupt?

 

[Anakin Soywalker]

Apologies if this question is late or obvious, but could Karl do a quick panic divorce with his wife to insulate his family from the financial fallout?

Or, uh, could he have done that before going bankrupt?

It's amazing she hasn't divorced him. If my spouse did something like that I'd fucking bury them in the ground, and certainly wouldn't want to be married to them anymore.

 

[nelly98]

Oh Husbant.....

Hope you guys like my top tier image editing abilities.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Karl Jobst now looks to be the biggest loser in the field of professional competitive 1980s arcade gaming high score competitions. That is probably the saddest sentence I’ve made in my time on Kiwi Farms.

 

[Anakin Soywalker]

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Hope you guys like my top tier image editing abilities.

>Husbando
>You Lobst all of our monyeru
Haven't kek'd that hard in a while

 

[Potion_Time]

If Billy was an actual Christian he wouldn’t be trying to bring a man to ruin for what essentially amounts to internet gossip over him cheating at fucking Donkey Kong.

 

[whatever I feel like]

I got the bankruptcy record. It's not fake, business & YouTube channel are probably included in the estate, but somehow he got this debt personally (maybe he only incorporated after realizing he should care about liability?).

Best case for Karl is highest bidder for the company hires him to keep making content and pays a decent salary.

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I mean the videos are all him anyway. The easiest way to restart is to make KarlJobst2 and then release videos under that instead. Its not like this is a McDonalds or anything. People like Karl's videos, they'll just watch them wherever he goes.

 

[Señora Airi]

If Billy was an actual Christian he wouldn’t be trying to bring a man to ruin for what essentially amounts to internet gossip over him cheating at fucking Donkey Kong.

Maybe Karl shouldn't have mentioned trying to ruin his and his family's life then.

 

[Uncle Gubsy]

If Billy was an actual Christian he wouldn’t be trying to bring a man to ruin for what essentially amounts to internet gossip over him cheating at fucking Donkey Kong.

'Being a Christian' = Bending over and eternally taking it, according to you people. Was 'turn the other cheek' your only takeaway from the Bible?

 

[Deputy Riddle]

this is you

"someone's wrong on the internet I have to give money to the other guy"

it's wildly ironic you're calling anyone a nigger

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"Can't read" who's the nigger here? I didn't mention any of that retarded shit and secondly your dumb ass is comparing a CHARITY to a SERVICE aka BUYING A PRODUCT.

Try again

 

[ringtones]

I mean the videos are all him anyway. The easiest way to restart is to make KarlJobst2 and then release videos under that instead. Its not like this is a McDonalds or anything. People like Karl's videos, they'll just watch them wherever he goes.

I suspect that's not entirely true. A large segment of his audience won't resubscribe to the new channel but wouldn't have bothered to unsubscribe from the old one. Due to how compromised the youtube algorithm is now, that's going to take a good chunk out of his user count. His channel growth will get smacked down hard. Billy Mitchell is pretty fucking low on the evolutionary ladder and Jobst just put himself firmly on the rung beneath him, it's doubtful he can recover at all.

Are there any Jobst defenders? I haven't seen one. I'd expect anyone who would have been one donated to his legal fund and got burned and is now super assmad

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

Billy is not a low count whatsoever. He is a winner, and all the people saying, not buying Ricky's wall, famous sauce, which is the greatest hot sauce in the world, from a true America in Patriot. Also, something zone of only overpriced if you do not divide the amount of value you paid for something. Value is completely subjective unless you are a utilitarian.

Can't tell if you are a parasocial faggot sucking up to a retard who got mad at a kid's show making fun of him or you're pointing out that his ketchup sauce is not worth buying. Can't tell which side you're on.

Please rephrase your sentence in a more intelligible and less schizophrenic manner, thanks.

We are almost 200 pages into the thread and people are still arguing whether Billy cheated or not.

Can OP just slap a poll on there?

What do you think will happen when that gets added? Confirmation bias is retarded just use your words to explain why he cheated or not. This shit's autistic as fuck, but atleast it's more entertaining than a poll.

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

Dont worry Karl, Centrelink will pay a one off crisis payment for individuals experiencing extreme hardship, and up to $6000 for you to relocate so where there is a job, and wait times to call are only 50 minutes!

speedrun centrelink emergency housing payment any %?

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

I got the bankruptcy record. It's not fake, business & YouTube channel are probably included in the estate, but somehow he got this debt personally (maybe he only incorporated after realizing he should care about liability?).

Best case for Karl is highest bidder for the company hires him to keep making content and pays a decent salary.

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Suffah you tranny-loving albino fuck