Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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Trigger Me Timbers said:
BossManJack is nigger brained and needs to go fix this stat. I hoped rehab would have fixed it, but he’s too nigger brained to function in white society.
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Gamba, and to a lesser extent crack, has rewired Austin's brain irreversibly at this point. He would rather be dead or in jail than not gamba. He will do drugs if he gambles. He will gamble if he does drugs. It's why they tell addicts to change their friends, hobbies, literally everything they realistically can if they are serious about getting sober.

Doing the same shit, around the same people will make an addict relapse. It's all wired together in your brain in a filthy jumbled rat's nest. It takes time and hard work to untangle it. Austin has never been a sober adult outside of jail. That's if he didn't get high while he was inside.

Give him a stream, some crypto wallets, and a big pile of crack until he melts into his chair like Ronnie Ralph.
 
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Morrowind: GOTY Edition said:
Rekeita will win Lolcow of the Year again simply for being Rekeita at this point. Maybe last year's win I could understand, but how he clinched 2023 I'll never understand, considering it was basically a year of nothing but late/missed streams, then coming back and going "What's wrong little kiwifags? I don't feel so good, kiwifags."

Amazingly boring year for him and somehow he still won over the GOAT.
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I mean while bossman's antics are funny at the end of the day he's a gambling and drug addict doing gambling and drug addict things. Him doing drugs on stream while on probation and then getting busted for it was the least surprising outcome.
 
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Mr.Bucket said:
I mean while bossman's antics are funny at the end of the day he's a gambling and drug addict doing gambling and drug addict things. Him doing drugs on stream while on probation and then getting busted for it was the least surprising outcome.
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Got to remember that 2023 Bossman was prime spergout. We had the wall arc, the door arc, the monitor arc, etc.
 
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Gamba, and to a lesser extent crack, has rewired Austin's brain irreversibly at this point. He would rather be dead or in jail than not gamba. He will do drugs if he gambles. He will gamble if he does drugs. It's why they tell addicts to change their friends, hobbies, literally everything they realistically can if they are serious about getting sober.

Doing the same shit, around the same people will make an addict relapse. It's all wired together in your brain in a filthy jumbled rat's nest. It takes time and hard work to untangle it. Austin has never been a sober adult outside of jail. That's if he didn't get high while he was inside.

Give him a stream, some crypto wallets, and a big pile of crack until he melts into his chair like Ronnie Ralph.
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Yep, streaming and gamba is what brings everything undone. Ive got no doubt he could stay sober if he changed things up after a jail stint. The first 30 days is the hardest in terms of getting off drugs. But he hates being around people so he could never have a job in the real world and thats what keeps him in the endless loop.
 
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AgarthaCrack said:
The reason for the creation of this bot, chat.bossmanjack.com currently does not save history and does not survive a channel nuke. This bot does.

Each channel (table) will be exported as an Excel spreadsheet and CSV for your viewing pleasure.

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It's time to release the first round of the database, since he deleted general chat at 2025-05-15 T06:36 and then re-created it. This database contains 67k logged general messages, every attachment saved from boss.

The database table has been exported as a CSV and an Excel spreadsheet, and it has been attached to this post for viewing.

Enjoy!

The second round, will be released when boss sends his final message eventually.
 

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I wonder if rat dad will just let the cops get him from his room while he is streaming and he goes ahead and adds resisting and assault on an officer charges for interrupting his stream. Maybe this time he goes away in a blaze of glory.
 
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