Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

He's a suicide risk, right?

If not, why not?
I don’t think he’ll rope. He’s a strange mix of narcissism / delusions of grandeur, yet falls flat as a monotone, emotionless husk of a person. There’s no vital spontaneity in him, just someone who acts through carefully pre-planned pickup lines and scripted videos. He’ll cope by dreaming up some grand 10-year revenge plan that he’ll never actually follow through on.
 
If Billy was an actual Christian he wouldn’t be trying to bring a man to ruin for what essentially amounts to internet gossip over him cheating at fucking Donkey Kong.
Jesus tells us in Matthew 18:15-18 "If your brother or sister sins, go and point out their fault, just between the two of you. If they listen to you, you have won them over. But if they will not listen, take one or two others along, so that ‘every matter may be established by the testimony of two or three witnesses.’ If they still refuse to listen, tell it to the church; and if they refuse to listen even to the church, treat them as you would a pagan or a tax collector."

i'd say billy has done exactly what jesus said to do, if not going too easy.

That house is worth that much? Wtf that’s sad.
abbo-bucks aren't even worth anything compared to any real currency, so it's not nearly as much as it seems like, because the cost of living in australia according to a couple of friends who've moved there is close to what it is in america.
 
I mean, hey. DSP got a lot of debt discharged in his bankruptcy proceedings, right?
Then again, DSP is an absolute legend. I don't really think I can say the same for Karl...
DSP is basically a chaos god of luck. No matter how hard he loses, he wins just enough to keep going. Phil's bankruptcy was in the middle of the pandemic and the court didn't have the time and resources to properly audit him and just wanted it to be over as soon as possible. Karl doesn't have that going for him.
 
I got the bankruptcy record. It's not fake, business & YouTube channel are probably included in the estate, but somehow he got this debt personally (maybe he only incorporated after realizing he should care about liability?).

Best case for Karl is highest bidder for the company hires him to keep making content and pays a decent salary.

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"All you had to fucking do was cover autistic vidya gayme shit for turbo autists, but no, you just had to go after Billy and lie to your own fans on the reason as to why. If you just known your place, we wouldnt be fucking bankrupt right now."

-His wife, (translated from Ching Chong speech)

DSP is basically a chaos god of luck. No matter how hard he loses, he wins just enough to keep going. Phil's bankruptcy was in the middle of the pandemic and the court didn't have the time and resources to properly audit him and just wanted it to be over as soon as possible. Karl doesn't have that going for him.

We call him the pig "roach" for a reason, you know.

Sure, you can "stomp" on a roach/DSP, but you damn well know they will outlast us on this planet as a whole.
 
giving money to internet retards to "get one over" on other internet retards is stupid and you are stupid
I am not running interference for karl jobst by telling you that you're a niggerbrained pink-sauce-eating retard
you are, in fact, one. At least billy mitchell will be a more responsible steward of your money than you are
and karl's too
Whatever Smally.
I grow Habaneros and Scotch bonnets. I tried ghost peppers but the seeds weren't acclimatized and they came out much less spicy than the habs and I decided I really wasn't a fan of the taste.
I've had ridiculously hot habaneros despite being out of their preferred range. I did ghosts a couple years ago. Very hot, but not of the level of their reputation. I'm expecting a lot less than maximum hotness from my single Carolina Reaper plant, but I like its taste enough I don't think I'll mind it if it isn't lunacy level.

Plus I know my banana peppers are going to turn out well. I have them all growing very close to each other, and I'm going to save the seeds and see if any interesting cross pollination happens.
Came here to laugh at Karl
Who?
 
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btw all of this happened because karl just couldn't let billy have this world record.
who actually cares? who actually cares about a video game from 30 year ago?
why couldn't he just let this guy have something that made him happy.
thats what i really think this boils down to, karl wanted to deprive happiness from somebody
 
btw all of this happened because karl just couldn't let billy have this world record.
no it didn't, it happened because karl knowingly defamed billy to the entire internet saying he drove someone to suicide

in reality karl knew the real reason for the suicide the entire time

but he defamed billy to get youtube money and donations, and billy knew that karl knew the entire time
 
I actually used to watch Karl mostly for his Billy-related content and completely supported him. Sure, Billy is total lolcow material, but Karl turned out to be the real cow all along. Seeing him fall to pieces in real time has been wild. He fucked up HARD with the lawsuit.

Also can we put “bankrupt” in the thread title somewhere?
 
btw all of this happened because karl just couldn't let billy have this world record.
who actually cares? who actually cares about a video game from 30 year ago?
why couldn't he just let this guy have something that made him happy.
thats what i really think this boils down to, karl wanted to deprive happiness from somebody
People knew his records were shady for years, Karl just took it way too far and ended up fucking himself in the ass. It almost reminds me of how A-Log was back in the day.
 
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