Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

Mayfly said:
For speedrunning trannies it doesn't matter if you are the best in the world. If you are suspected of cheating then you have committed an unforgivable sin.
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Lance Armstrong was objectively one of the best cyclists in the world, yet the whole doping scandal still ended up wrecking his career. If you cheat in one thing, people will naturally start to question your other achievements.
 
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ringtones said:
it wouldn't matter if he did, the high score he used to get into guinness was fraudulent and he knew it

it wasn't less fraudulent than the other Guinness record holders though which might soften some peoples' opinions

but there were other twin galaxies users who deserved that spot
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my spite for twin galaxies still goes all the way up to walter day, because he was the one who was constantly doing this shit, and if i recall correctly was the guy who was responsible for todd rogers' bogus drag race score, which i hope someone sues over one day.
 
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MetokurGroomedMe said:
my spite for twin galaxies still goes all the way up to walter day, because he was the one who was constantly doing this shit, and if i recall correctly was the guy who was responsible for todd rogers' bogus drag race score, which i hope someone sues over one day.
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Better yet, Todd files one of his retarded pro se suits over something related to the score.
 
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Mister Eveready said:
Lance Armstrong was a good cyclist, yet the whole doping scandal still ended up wrecking his career. If you cheat in one thing, people will naturally start to question your other achievements.
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Yeah and when people know those other achievements are legitimate and even better than their cheated scores they are naturally going to see people who fixate over the instances where they did cheat to fuel a witch hunt as spiteful and autistic. I respect someone who is ambitious and will do anything to get ahead a lot more than someone who soapboxes about the morality of cheating and the rules. There is a different connotation behind being able to do something better than almost anyone else and cheating, compared to someone who is not able to do the thing and cheating. People who can't see that are retarded.
 
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Retink Retunk said:
Turning the other cheek is when someone mildly slights you, not when someone openly said they were suing you to rape you and your family for their amusement because they think you cheated in a video game.
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Not that I don't agree with you on principle, but the context of the scripture is about someone suing you at the law to take the clothes off your back. I think Jesus himself would have had the more literal interpretation, but whether you think he expects that of us depends on how you choose to believe.
38Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth: 39But I say unto you, That ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, turn to him the other also. 40And if any man will sue thee at the law, and take away thy coat, let him have thy cloke also. 41And whosoever shall compel thee to go a mile, go with him twain. 42Give to him that asketh thee, and from him that would borrow of thee turn not thou away. 43Ye have heard that it hath been said, Thou shalt love thy neighbour, and hate thine enemy. 44But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;45That ye may be the children of your Father which is in heaven: for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.
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Sounds pretty hardcore and anyone would have a hard time following it to the letter. I don't know a single person who would, among the many and varied Christians in my acquaintance. "Not resisting evil" is a pretty damn strict bar for what constitutes a good Christian.
 
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somecryptoneet said:
I got the bankruptcy record. It's not fake, business & YouTube channel are probably included in the estate, but somehow he got this debt personally (maybe he only incorporated after realizing he should care about liability?).

Best case for Karl is highest bidder for the company hires him to keep making content and pays a decent salary.

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SUFFAH KARL JOBST! SUFFAH BISH! :diddler:

Does this mean Billy mitchell owns Karl Jobst now?
 
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somecryptoneet said:
I got the bankruptcy record. It's not fake, business & YouTube channel are probably included in the estate, but somehow he got this debt personally (maybe he only incorporated after realizing he should care about liability?).

Best case for Karl is highest bidder for the company hires him to keep making content and pays a decent salary.

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You cannot not escape Billy by declaring bankruptcy. All this does is screw up you life further streamer child.

Enjoy hot sauce

On this monuments day I wish to petition King Billy himself who takes time out of his busy day to rest his kingly gaze onto our humble thread, that he should change the promo code to Bankrupt Jobst for 15% off so Karl to may possibly enjoy the taste of victory.
 
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Retards fighting each other. More news at 11. Stay tuned!

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Saint Agustin said:
Called it. Bankruptcy arc, divorce arc, troon saga and rope ending. Absolute loser holy shit!




Not when you have a court order from a settlement. You can claim bankruptcy when not in litigation and no one will investigate you, but when proceedings claim you must enforce payment due to a ruling the state will froze your assets and investigate every single transaction and account you own, plus any and all actives and passive income.

So, in short, he is utterly flabbergasterly fucker beyond belief and now with the bankruptcy is going to be even more tied than before. Billy can enforce his house, cars, seize his account, YouTube channel, computer fuck me even the Goldeneye cartridge he plays with!

Karl, once again, tried to cheat the system but he doesn't even understand what the fuck he is doing so he put himself in an even bigger worse situation.

Next season: Divorce arc! Stay tuned!.
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You can't claim the house in Queensland due to interment domain, nor can Billy claim assets necessary to conduct business. His wife can however in divorce settlement, especially if Karl consents, and she gets priority with pay out due to family support coming before. They can't chase you after bankruptcy.

Look, if you wanted to learn how to get the fuck out of the arse end of a lawsuit in Australia sit in a lunchroom on a mine site full of contractors (sparkies, chippies and turd dodgers). A good chunk are working there because they were dodgy as fuck independent contractors with their own business and got sued, and managed to do all I've described post judge's decision. I'm not kidding, outside of the NRL and the trots it is all those cunts talk about, they share details, which lawyers to use, which one's not to. These blokes couldn't cook a Bunning's snag but they definitely know how to rort their way out of losing in a civil decision. Now if those cunts can rig the system post decision anyone can.

If Karl can't than it is a very condemning indictment on his capabilities, both cognitive and functional. If an alcholic turd dodger (plumber for non-Aussies) with CTE from playing reserve grade footy can do it and Karl can't, there is something very wrong with Karl.

Outside of criminal compo or the tax office anything in the Aussie system can always be rigged, from Centrelink to law settlements. Anyone claiming otherwise is either full of shit or not taking the right legal advice.
 
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Saint Agustin said:
Not when you have a court order from a settlement. You can claim bankruptcy when not in litigation and no one will investigate you, but when proceedings claim you must enforce payment due to a ruling the state will froze your assets and investigate every single transaction and account you own, plus any and all actives and passive income.

So, in short, he is utterly flabbergasterly fucker beyond belief and now with the bankruptcy is going to be even more tied than before. Billy can enforce his house, cars, seize his account, YouTube channel, computer fuck me even the Goldeneye cartridge he plays with!

Karl, once again, tried to cheat the system but he doesn't even understand what the fuck he is doing so he put himself in an even bigger worse situation.

Next season: Divorce arc! Stay tuned!.
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Yeah, it's a common cognitive dissonance reaction for someone who's had a massive amount awarded against them to go "haha well maybe they "won" but it's all fake anyway I'll declare bankruptcy and hide everything in llcs that my cousin owns etc. let's see them collect it" as if thousands of people haven't tried this, or something similar, during the centuries that the modern legal system has existed and there aren't extensive contingencies that not only negate this but make it even more painful for you because you've chosen to take this route.
 
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Retink Retunk said:
Turning the other cheek is when someone mildly slights you, not when someone openly said they were suing you to rape you and your family for their amusement because they think you cheated in a video game.
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Yes this is very true. The Bible is actually full of a lot of retribution and the subtle difference is it’s over things of long-term importance or consequence. You’re meant to manage both aspects of moral behavior to be a Good Christian, or Good Hebrew in the OT.

somecryptoneet said:

His best MAME score was 1.062m.
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Even as someone who makes no bones about the spitefulness of nerds who feel like they’ve “finally made it” I’m shocked. They hate Billy because he’s too tall and has too much of his hair left. Yes Billy probably did things to stoke these resentments, and that was unwise, but still he’s the wronged party here (it’s not like he’s gonna stop that now, nor should he).
 
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