She's right about that, Pat's Gravity really is huge.
Damn it, I quoted all these posts then got called in so I forgot what I was going to write for a lot of these.
This pic makes me think two things: 1) If Jackie actually looked like this she'd be about half as black as she says she is, and 2) if Patrick were really in a situation like this I'd bet he'd offer those cops $20 and a pound of a future batch if they knocked up Jackie and brought him the baby a year from now.
Of course he's also an SFWA member which makes him pretty much a pedo by definition himself.
The SFWA is full of so many fucking aggressively weird, unattractive pedos that Prince Andrew exclaimed after being told about the organization, "Blimey, that whole thing is full some bloody minging kiddie-fucker creeps, innit?!"
I love her and want to have sex with her.
Go for it. Since it's not technically burning the coal you should be fine.
Next thing Shame will also claim he was head of Microsoft's legal division and single-handedly got over a thousand people to enjoy prison.
Shame would never claim such a thing. If he was stating he actually got people put in prison that would be an enormous affront to Patrick, commander of arms of LE both local and federal, who has yet to imprison even one single stalker child. That might make them not friends, and we all know how much Shame
really loves him some fat bitches. He'd never risk that relationship.
Rick is not a writer. A writer does nothing but write, almost to an obsessive degree.
Rick is a fat faggot with bitch tits. A fat faggot with bitch tits acts like Rick, all the time.
My brother in Christ there's plenty enough grease between the two of them already, you probably don't want to introduce any more.
I assure you, he does. I texted him to ask how he'd feel about being alone with a greased-up Patrick and he replied, "Seeing those thrupney bits 'o his all oily would get me dangly-bits chuffed. I'm gagging for a bit 'o buggery with that fat tosser!"
