"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[testnameplsignore]

fyi loki is a jab at Srgn who despite being a 1000 IQ well-read liberal destroyer once asked someone (I think even that gay fed) "Have you even read Loki?"

It was a classic Tardski line

Mixed with Sarg'n's understanding of philosophy

The autistic ethnostate debates really were peak

 

[Hentai-Semitism]

It was Andy Warski reading a superchat making fun of Sargon. Iirr the super chat was "Sargon, have you even read Locke?", something that Sargon directly asked some UK white nationalist in a debate. Warski read it out as "loki" and it has forever stuck as a way to further mock smug intellectuals.

Why do Americans insist on pronouncing "e" like in "tea" when it's the last letter? The rule of thumb for most languages is that it's either silent or pronounced like the "e" in "met".

 

[Haramburger]

All I can add to this is Pippa has never tweeted at you, while Kirsche has been replygirling you for over a year straight.
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(the gap in replies between May of 2024 and this year is of course due to the ban for being mean to the heckin boomers on D-Day)

Kirsche spends actual time reading and replying to you while Pippa never has, which is odd given how hard she tried to get your attention early on. Does that really mean anything? Dunno. Kirsche has also levied actual criticism against Kiwi Farms (she doesn't like doxing) while Pippa never did anything deeper than "notice me senpai" glazing. I don't even watch vtubers yet somehow I have retained this information.

Can you cross-reference all those @'s against the periods of time Josh was banned? I wanna know if she was ever shouting at him while literally being unable to respond.

Why do Americans insist on

Why do other mud nations question our mandates from heaven, as though they could ever hope to discern intent from divinity?

Because of cheeseburgers, that's why. We took your ooks and eeks and made the language easier to understand, cockney bastards. No charge, but a thanks would be nice.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Can you cross-reference all those @'s against the periods of time Josh was banned? I wanna know if she was ever shouting at him while literally being unable to respond.

I don't have an exact date for the banning off-hand but he was banned the week of the D-Day anniversary, so between the 6th and probably the 8th or 9th of June if I had to guess and he was unbanned on January 2nd of this year. Then, this year, his account was locked for like a week or so in late April after an old tweet of his got reported by trannies but Kirsche didn't tweet him then either. Bonus quote tweets that I missed previously:

I'm sure she's normally retweeted him in the past too but I can't be bothered to look that up.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Why do Americans insist on pronouncing "e" like in "tea" when it's the last letter? The rule of thumb for most languages is that it's either silent or pronounced like the "e" in "met".

Hey now, Warski isn't American. He's a fucking leaf.

 

[Maverick Vile]

@Null, Martin Luther nailed 95 theses to the door of the Catholic church. You may have been thinking of 99 red balloons, or about how you've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one, but Martin Luther only came up with 95 epistemological proofs for why the practice of indulgences was horseshit.

I'm pretty sure you're misremembering and it was actually Andy Warski who was the first person to say this.

It absolutely was Warski. I was there during the stream when that sped stumbled through the superchat. Say what you will about Sargon, he is at the very least a very well-read midwit, he can properly pronounce Locke if you woke him up in the middle of the night. Warski is a genuine retard. The superchat was making fun of Sargon when he was feuding with the Alt Right, it just happened to spiral into another boot party for Warski and his inability to read basic English without stuttering or encountering a word he's never run into because it wasn't pussy or coke.

 

[MrReeShopper]

the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men...

It's "iniquities" not "inequities". Given how much DEI tripe is crammed down our eye-holes, it's an understandable mistake.

Late and gay but today's Mad at the Internet has been archived to YouTube

I always think these shorter MATIs should be called "MATInis".

Okay. And what's "autojinnephilia" a jab at?

Maybe it was "autodjinniphelia"?

 

[Lidl Drip]

Spoiler: NSFW

Anime prostitutes can never be "based and conservative" just because they know that men can't become women (wow what a brave stance to take in 2025). What are you conserving by masturbating lonely men for a living?

 

[Dicksmash Turbofist]

It's "iniquities" not "inequities". Given how much DEI tripe is crammed down our eye-holes, it's an understandable mistake.

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"The iniquity of the Amorites." On a completely unrelated tangent, I recently read an excavation report on an Amorite religious site referred to as "the high place." At this particular site was found many remains of new-born infants (not stillborns) in jars, 2 of which had clear signs of being burned. In a cistern along with many other male skeletons was a the skeleton of a young-adult female that was sawed in half just below the ribcage while flesh was still present on the body. These were the people that sacrificed their children to Moloch and this was were they did it.

In short, the Amorites deserved Jericho.

Edit: Link to the excavation report.

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

It was a classic Tardski line

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Mixed with Sarg'n's understanding of philosophy

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The autistic ethnostate debates really were peak

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God those clips brought back some memories. Spencer might be a faggot that glows brighter than the fucking sun but that line about Sargon thinking he's more intelligent than he actually is was one of the most kino kill shots to come out of the spergatory that was bloodsports.

 

[des Pudels Kern]

God those clips brought back some memories. Spencer might be a faggot that glows brighter than the fucking sun but that line about Sargon thinking he's more intelligent than he actually is was one of the most kino kill shots to come out of the spergatory that was bloodsports.

I feel old as fuck. I was watching that shit show live at the time as a Sargon fan and it was made pretty plain that Spencer was right about him.

 

[MrReeShopper]

"The iniquity of the Amorites." On a completely unrelated tangent, I recently read an excavation report on an Amorite religious site referred to as "the high place." At this particular site was found many remains of new-born infants (not stillborns) in jars, 2 of which had clear signs of being burned. In a cistern along with many other male skeletons was a the skeleton of a young-adult female that was sawed in half just below the ribcage while flesh was still present on the body. These were the people that sacrificed their children to Moloch and this was were they did it.

In short, the Amorites deserved Jericho.

All this has brought Tarantino into mind. I then had the bizarre thought: What if some porn-sick gooner could only get off jerking it to Tarantino or his movies? You could call it: auteur erotic fixation.

...... yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

My point is that I don't like her.

That’s fine. I haven’t been secret with my different opinion than you of her, which is that i’m a fan. I feel like this is just an agree to disagree thing.

 

[Hentai-Semitism]

Hey now, Warski isn't American. He's a fucking leaf.

Doesn't matter. Both Americans and Canadians write and speak English the same way. Some Canadians speak with barely any accent, so it's hard to tell they aren't American even if you're paying attention. I understand that North America doesn't have neighbors who use languages other than Spanish, but it's lame that you guys can't correctly pronounce anything that isn't in English.

English is my second language, so I'm aware that I make mistakes. Feel free to point them out, I actually believe we should help each other out. For instance, there's this guy who just posted in this thread who said "what are you conserving by masturbating lonely men?". Masturbation is a solo activity by definition. If somebody corrected me on that, I'd say "thanks".

 

[W00T122122]

I think null has talked about patents on mati before so this might be relevant. In a recent settlement between Rare Breed Triggers and the US government, Rare Breed is being forced to patent troll in order to keep the government from interpreting machine gun law unfavorably. If your a gun autist there is more info here.

 

[volatile puar]

For instance, there's this guy who just posted in this thread who said "what are you conserving by masturbating lonely men?". Masturbation is a solo activity by definition. If somebody corrected me on that, I'd say "thanks".

Since you want to be corrected, this person was using "lonely men" as the object of the sentence, not as a term of address. The meaning is that Kirsche is presenting herself intentionally as an object of masturbation for money and therefore that it's foolish to consider her a "real conservative".

 

[Optantrix]

Me trying to spoiler the quote to save scroll time changed it to 5 requotes for some reason that then ate my post and I lost the original reply due to an auto-save, I'm not going to be able to remember the full thing I had written out but I'll try my best to briefly recap my initially wordy one that got vanished.

It wasn't the first time we sat through a long thing over the course of a few weeks whenever we had free time and weren't doing anything else. Actually got on those "answer parts" but didn't finish. The "answer" arcs beign called that always bothered me for that and the prior thing made by the same creator because it's less an "answer" and more a "part 2" letting you know you're in the second half of shit. Though I'm probably not gonna be finishing that one now despite being close-ish to the end I may try watching the rest of skibidi toilet sometime or something.

Yeah the way they're set up the Question arcs are more about introducing what needs to be solved in order to find the true culprit but showing you four different scenarios and the Answer arcs really are more just hints until you get the definitive answers in the final arc. I read them many years ago when I was younger as Higurashi got very popular in the early 2000s due to Studio DEEN adaptation and all the gore.
Iirc the whole reason Digibro probably stole Beatrice's name and title is that the answer arcs delve into some cringe gender crap.
I enjoyed it at the time and still have a nostalgia for Higurashi but it's hard to look back and enjoy any of it when you're brain fully develops and you see how the author is about putting little girls in his story. He is developing the new Silent Hill game so maybe that will be interesting.

 

[The Voicemail Devil]

"YOU TRIGGERED ONE OF MY PECULIAR NEUROSES, PIPKINS! THE ANIME PEOPLE HAVE BETRAYED ME, UH OH, AND MUST BE PUNISHED!!!!"
I hope the third rail was cathartic, at least.

 

[Retink Retunk]

(a) She is someone who is genuinely from the broader lolcow community who knows Chris-Chan, Rekieta, Ralph, Metokur, and me -- someone who should know better than to get involved in pedo shit and does it anyways, or --,

She was a big Metokur fan and called in almost in tears when he was retiring a couple years back before he returned, so that's where her enjoyment of lolcows comes from as she knew people like Kirsche and by extension him. As for the emote, she was also big into 4chan like many vtubers so it most likely carried over from there as opposed to being some kind of intentional dog whistle. Sometimes bad things carry over and lose their meaning in translation, like how the Crip Walk went from some kind of gang symbol to a Fortnite emote.

says is "3 years old, in bunny years"

You're wrong on this, she has never said she was 3 years old and specifically denied it. She said she was "3" and then said it specifically didn't refer to years and each year she added another 3 to the number and is currently "3.33.3" even making a joke that her age is an IP Address almost. It's just nonsense lols so random humor, not some kind of dog whistle.

sold Pippa to Phase Connect (a decision the anime avatars have repeatedly tried to use to justify her various actions and inaction, despite the decision to go corporate being her own, and really not being an excuse at all).

This also never happened. Pippa was a completely different vtuber before joining Phase and Phase created the Pippa character. She wasn't even originally going to have the Pippa model, someone else was and her originally assigned model was a much older looking cat girl


But they changed it last minute and the original model was never used until she ended up using it in an April Fool's stream.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

She was a big Metokur fan and called in almost in tears when he was retiring a couple years back before he returned, so that's where her enjoyment of lolcows comes from as she knew people like Kirsche and by extension him. As for the emote, she was also big into 4chan like many vtubers so it most likely carried over from there as opposed to being some kind of intentional dog whistle. Sometimes bad things carry over and lose their meaning in translation, like how the Crip Walk went from some kind of gang symbol to a Fortnite emote.


You're wrong on this, she has never said she was 3 years old and specifically denied it. She said she was "3" and then said it specifically didn't refer to years and each year she added another 3 to the number and is currently "3.33.3" even making a joke that her age is an IP Address almost. It's just nonsense lols so random humor, not some kind of dog whistle.

I agree with you but arguing this is useless as you will not change his mind or anyone else who agree with him’s mind(s). Do what I did and agree to disagree.
Don’t embarrass yourself. You will.