Kiwifarms MS Paint Adventures

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Your name is JOSH NULL, the prestigious administrator and owner of KIWI FARMS, you consider yourself a VISIONARY, you are probably the second smartest programmer to ever live, you are VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a passion for SILVER COINS and HAMSTERS. You hope no TRANS MILITANTS will attack your glorious SWAMP FORTRESS today.

what will you do?

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

lick my coins

 

[LarpBait]

what will you do?

Ban a user for not thumbnailing their images

 

[Levi]

He should grow his own banana peppers and make the best sandwich ever.

 

[winterfag]

Sonichu is this world's version of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

 

[Quioui]

Open the closet and grab the first object I see

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Find a thicc woman to feed and breed.

 

[Lieutenant Rasczak]

what will you do?

Sneeding

 

[Necrosan]

what will you do?

Inspect the closet, I want to see the livestreaming studio 2000

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Spoiler: Transparent

 

[We Are The Witches]

You go onto a random thread to call people slurs.

 

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Ban a user for not thumbnailing their images

Open the closet and grab the first object I see

Inspect the closet, I want to see the livestreaming studio 2000

You crack open your esteemed STREAMING CLOSET, where you thoughtlessly grab the first object that catches your eye: Your cherished 2021 LIMITED RUN CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER EXCLUSIVE KIWI FARMS COMMEMORATIVE SILVER COIN and add it to your inventory. The STREAMING CLOSET might look crude, but it's actually state-of-the-art AUTISTIC TECH, and is significantly bigger on the inside than it appears. It also ships with a MINIATURE FUSION GENERATOR to ensure you never, ever, ever lose power.

While you're on it, you go into a completely incidental thread on a whim, where you notice some hapless NIGGER who didn't thumbnail his images. You decide to call this FAGGOT out for being a total NIGGER and then promptly gigaban him for all eternity. After all, you are the administrator and owner of KIWI FARMS, this is very much within your power to do.

 

[Giga Troll]

Shitpost on the forum

 

[LarpBait]

Shitpost on the forum

Specifically, on his sock account, Nvll should shitpost on the Synthetic Man Appreciation thread and then community feature some shit nobody cares about

 

[twinArmageddons]

fully realize your bard powers homenull

 

[Zionazi]

Fantasize about a loving marriage with Lidl Drip

 

[Peristaltic Pump]

water the banana peppers

 

[liam dees]

comment on US legal happenings on X dot com and get several thousand indian replies and quotes

 

[Tablet County]

I wish I was dead.

 

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Fantasize about a loving marriage with Lidl Drip

Ah, the fair LIDL DRIP, as beautiful as she is sharp-elbowed. If her delightful looks weren't enough to make you fall head over heels in love with her, her quick wits and epigrammatic words surely would. If only you could muster the valor to confess your feelings to her... HEY, why are you daydreaming about this? It's not that you like her or anything!

water the banana peppers

You are unable to water the BANANA PEPPERS, as you do not have any WATER handy, not that it matters, your beloved BANANA PEPPERS are already thoroughly moisturized, you would never let them dry out or let any harm befall them!

Shitpost on the forum

Specifically, on his sock account, Nvll should shitpost on the Synthetic Man Appreciation thread and then community feature some shit nobody cares about

comment on US legal happenings on X dot com and get several thousand indian replies and quotes

You know what? That little stint earlier has whet your appetite for tomfoolery. You fire up your sockpuppet accounts, wasting countless hours of your life engaging in the most intense of SHITPOSTING all over the iNTERNET, baiting INDIANS, and sharing your important thoughts and feelings about GEOPOLITICS. By the time you come to, many hours have passed. It is now DARK.