Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

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Genuinely not sure who she means here. She tried to doxx Basediftrue and take his videos down. And she loves to argue on Reddit, I've screenshotted them before.

The r/comics mods are her personal army.

Oh, and she updated her Threads blurb.
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Basediftrue didn't troll you, he just made videos criticizing you. And I'm not far-right. But this is her version of the truth and she's sticking with it.
Edit: Maybe she's thinking of Sharty? I don't know anything about them, but I have the feeling she thinks only far right people would call her 'nigger'
 
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EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters said:
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Genuinely not sure who she means here. She tried to doxx Basediftrue and take his videos down. And she loves to argue on Reddit, I've screenshotted them before.

The r/comics mods are her personal army.

Oh, and she updated her Threads blurb.
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Basediftrue didn't troll you, he just made videos criticizing you. And I'm not far-right. But this is her version of the truth and she's sticking with it.
Edit: Maybe she's thinking of Sharty? I don't know anything about them, but I have the feeling she thinks only far right people would call her 'nigger'
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That comic is so fucking pathetic. Someone NEEDS to punch this fucking bitch and scream in her face until she goes fucking deaf.
 
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Why is the homeland security secretary planning a reality show? Do they seriously expect anyone to actually believe these stupid lies?
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It might be a little inaccurate, but it's not a lie. I googled it and a spokesperson for the Department of Homeland Security had said they were thinking about it:


DHS spokesperson Tricia McLaughlin said the show “is in the very beginning stages” of a vetting process, noting the department receives numerous requests for participation in television programming.

“Secretary [Kristi] Noem has not ‘backed’ or even reviewed the pitch of any scripted or reality show. The Department of Homeland Security receives hundreds of television show pitches a year,” including documentaries following border agents, she said. “Each proposal undergoes a thorough vetting process prior to denial or approval.”
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I asked chatgpt to make a better one:

Pizzacakecomic
Pizzacakecomic is a webcomic that tries to blend absurdist humor, pop culture parody, and slice-of-life nonsense—only to create a confusing mess of half-baked ideas and cringe-worthy punchlines. Somewhere between a meme collage and a 2009 DeviantArt fever dream, Pizzacakecomic boldly ignores pacing, logic, and subtlety in favor of pure chaotic energy. The result? A comic that’s more “What did I just read?” than “Wow, that was clever.”


Tropes Found in Pizzacakecomic (The Negative Kind)


Art Evolution? More Like Art Erosion
The art starts okay… then inexplicably gets worse over time. Backgrounds disappear. Characters lose consistent proportions. Perspective? Who needs it?

Mood Whiplash
One panel is a fart joke. The next is a character crying about existential dread. Then back to puns. Emotional tone is not just inconsistent—it’s on roller skates, juggling chainsaws.

Random Humor
There’s a difference between random and funny. Pizzacakecomic fails to recognize that. Expect lots of “LOL so random!!” moments involving narwhals, pickles, and sudden references to outdated memes.

Dialogue Brick
Characters deliver massive walls of text in speech bubbles so big, they smother the art entirely. Bonus points if it’s a rant about pizza being a metaphor for life.

Flanderization
Characters quickly lose all depth and become walking jokes. The smart one only spouts trivia. The shy one only blushes. The main character? Just yells “YOLO” a lot.

This Is Gonna Suck
Every time a new arc starts, readers brace for impact. Whether it’s a trip to “Spaghetti Planet” or a haunted sock drawer, expectations plummet instantly.

Creator’s Pet
One character gets all the wins, all the praise, and none of the consequences. Even when they cause disasters, other characters just say “Aw, classic [Name]!”

Unfunny Comedy
The comic wants to be hilarious. It tries. It really tries. But instead of laughs, it delivers groans, secondhand embarrassment, and maybe the urge to delete your browser history.

Overly Long Gag
A joke that might’ve been funny in two panels gets dragged out across three pages, an interlude, a flashback, and a musical number.


And Yet…
It has a cult following. Because of course it does.

Whether people love it ironically or genuinely think it’s “deep,” Pizzacakecomic has a weird charm that keeps drawing readers back. Like a trainwreck filled with glitter and spaghetti, you just… can’t look away.
 
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I have a better one!
Pizzacakecomic
Pizzacakecomic is a webcomic that centers on Ellen, a 40-year-old woman with a sharp tongue, outdated pop culture references, and a deep need to always be right. Created and updated by Ellen herself, the comic frequently features her triumphing over “haters,” defeating ideological enemies, and making confident declarations on social media… all while holding a slice of pizza.

The comic also features her daughter (who is perpetually on her phone), her partner Jeff (who often plays the role of the comic’s designated “beta male”), and her young son, who is nine years old and explicitly autistic. The comic claims to promote family values and personal empowerment, but its tone has sparked mixed reactions online due to the author-insert storytelling and recurring strawman dynamics.

Tropes Present in Pizzacakecomic
Author Avatar
Ellen is a textbook Author Avatar. She shares the same name as the creator and frequently takes center stage in moral or political debates, where she always “wins”—often by yelling, using sarcasm, or drawing her opponents with unflattering designs and no counterpoints.

Strawman Political
The comic is infamous for Ellen’s constant arguments against vague, exaggerated caricatures of “people on the internet,” feminists, influencers, or people who use big words. These strawman characters are never given nuance or valid points and are almost always immediately defeated, humiliated, or literally explode from being wrong.

Reality Warper Author
Within the universe of the comic, Ellen is effectively invincible. If someone disagrees with her, they will be proven wrong within three panels. Logic bends around her like she’s got plot armor made of smugness. She once ended an argument by turning the opposing character into a squirrel.

Cool Old Lady
Ellen constantly presents herself as “still with it,” but her references tend to come from early 2010s meme culture (e.g., “epic bacon,” “doge,” “trollface”), which gives her an ironically dated feel. She once tried to roast a millennial using a Charlie Sheen joke.

Always Someone Better
Jeff, her partner, is depicted as passive, emasculated, and spineless. He exists to nod, get told he’s wrong, and sometimes be called a “cuck” by other characters. Occasionally, he’s used to highlight how right Ellen is by fumbling something basic (like pouring cereal).

Phoneaholic Teenager
The teen daughter character who is constantly glued to her phone, rolling her eyes, and making vague comments like “ugh, cringe.” She functions less like a character and more like a target for generational criticism.

Autistic Child
He is nine years old and autistic. His characterization varies wildly—sometimes he is wise beyond his years, spouting perfectly timed moral lessons about “just being yourself,” and other times he is treated like a plot device or an emotional support prop for Ellen.

Moral Myopia
The comic often criticizes others for being intolerant, mean, or shallow—while doing the exact same things through Ellen, but it’s framed as justified when she does it.

Jerk with a Heart of Gold (debatable)
Some fans claim Ellen has depth and cares about her family deep down. Others argue she’s just a loud self-insert character who dunks on strawmen and calls it character development.

Creator Breakdown (Speculated)
As the comic became more focused on proving online points, readers noticed fewer jokes and more rants. Some suspect it reflects real frustrations from the creator, but no official confirmation exists.

The Strawman Factory

Ellen's enemies all look the same: brightly dyed hair, evil grins, and word salad dialogue like, " Uhh actually feelings are facts, bigot-chan!"

One was drawn with literal devil horns and a shirt that said " I Hate Free Speech"

The uncanny part is: She's serious. This isn't parody. These are the villains. She made this. Voluntarily.

The Truth Hurts Saga

Ellen starts breaking the fourth wall and screaming at her readers. Not as a gag, she's actually mad.

She points at you, the viewer, and says "You just can't handle a strong woman with facts!"

It feels like being trapped in a motivational slideshow by someone's mom who just discovered Facebook.
 
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EllenDrawsRapeOfHerHaters said:
Genuinely not sure who she means here. She tried to doxx Basediftrue and take his videos down. And she loves to argue on Reddit, I've screenshotted them before.
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This self-entitled attitude is common amongst leftoids. So used to doing whatever they want with no accountability or consequences, it leaves them incapable of handling negative judgement.
 
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Genuinely not sure who she means here. She tried to doxx Basediftrue and take his videos down. And she loves to argue on Reddit, I've screenshotted them before.

The r/comics mods are her personal army.

Oh, and she updated her Threads blurb.
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Basediftrue didn't troll you, he just made videos criticizing you. And I'm not far-right. But this is her version of the truth and she's sticking with it.
Edit: Maybe she's thinking of Sharty? I don't know anything about them, but I have the feeling she thinks only far right people would call her 'nigger'
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Too much of a coward to draw a stereotypical Chinaman with a rice farmer hat and buck teeth and dangling moustache smh.
 
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