Inactive Chance Carmichael / AFatChance / 600goingon700 / 700goingon800 / idontwantthisbutok - Fat dead retard who got off on being a fat retard and made people mad

[VJ 120]

No I don't want to go on my 600 pound life and listen to sad music play as they show me getting out of a chair lmao.

oh? How is it worse than you putting porn music over the same footage and charging people $4 a clip?

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Hey while we're at it what can we do to get y'all to quit dead naming and bullying trans folks? Why do you guys hate them SO much? I mean I expect you all have different takes on this, but by and large I get a pretty transphobic vibe from y'all.

Just because I wouldn't want to talk to a tranny doesn't mean I wouldn't bang one. I'm not transphobic.

 

[Dual Rectifier]

No I don't want to go on my 600 pound life and listen to sad music play as they show me getting out of a chair lmao.

So, you agree that watching yourself get out of a chair would be a rather sad thing to witness?

 

[idontwantthisbutok]

Bitch I might be you are acting like my childhood friend Sam when I told him about my weight gain paraphilia. He was like "well if you just went for a walk". He didn't understand the fact that my brain is hardwired so that I get a boner when I think about myself getting fatter. I know what to do to lose weight. But I'm battling my libido with every diet. Fortunately I've been plateaued around 650 for years, so I haven't put on much more than that. I've lost weight and gained it back many a time. I'm not some mindless animal lol.

 

[Owen Grady]

So how are you reaching the computer to type when you sit down? Do you just, like, slap a laptop down onto your gut and get to work? Are your fingers slim enough to even allow you to type for that matter?

Also:

Also things I can do

-piss on my own

How can you even do that if you can't even see or reach your own junk? Is it just like a hand-eye coordination thing except with your dick?

Gotta feel sorry for whoever has to clean up after you tbh.

 

[idontwantthisbutok]

Wtf who just called me and encouraged me to commit suicide? I'm not some 13-year-old who didn't get invited to spring fling you're not gonna make me kill myself XD

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

I expect people to not get my fetish or the pride I have in my body, but I also don't expect them to go out of their way to dox my family and permanently link my full real name to my porn.

make me feel like I'm on an AIM profile in 2002

You're old enough to remember what the Internet was like in 2002 and yet you're surprised that when you spew your fetish milk and personal info all over it that the Internet reacts this way?

Come on son, I knew not to do shit like that before Bill Clinton's second term had even ended.

 

[idontwantthisbutok]

Y'all know guts are liftable right? Also yes my gut does make a great laptop table. Next question.

 

[lolwut]

This is such an unrewarding hobby I assume.

You assume wrong. The reward is that we are motivated to live healthier lives to not end up like you.

Also things I can do

-walk
-hold a full time job
-work overtime at my full time job
-do standup comedy and poetry on the weekends
-go to parties
-travel to other places
-drive a car
-visit my friends
-put on my own shoes
-piss on my own
-etc.

I have tried therapy and am currently in therapy but it doesn't do much.

Again there is not really help for a paraphilia outside of chemical castration.

Sounds like you just solved your own problem.

 

[Dual Rectifier]

I know people with your fetish. They understand the difference between reality and fantasy. Weight gain should always, always stay in the realm on fantasy. The fetish is glamorous, to hear the community talk about it, but the reality is disgusting and full of death. Have you seen how many models are dead, Chance? Don't be the next. Or do. It's your call.

 

[BaissaTheSinger]

Wtf who just called me and encouraged me to commit suicide? I'm not some 13-year-old who didn't get invited to spring fling you're not gonna make me kill myself XD

Using XD unironically.

You poor, poor 800 pound man.

 

[RI 360]

Is bitch I might be making sense to anybody else? Airing my dirty laundry??? I mean sure I expect people to not get my fetish or the pride I have in my body, but I also don't expect them to go out of their way to dox my family and permanently link my full real name to my porn.

No, no, that's just foreshadowing to an impending rape and break in.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

No I don't want to go on my 600 pound life and listen to sad music play as they show me getting out of a chair lmao.

I actually like you, you're weird af but you've got good bantz Chance.

 

[VJ 120]

my brain is hardwired so that I get a boner when I think about myself getting fatter. I know what to do to lose weight. But I'm battling my libido with every diet.

I'm not some mindless animal lol.

 

[Collections Agent]

Y'all act like there aren't 600 pound people all over the place.

There are not, not even in America. You are one of probably like 100ish in the world and thats being generous. Most people die from health complications before they get that heavy.

Hey while we're at it what can we do to get y'all to quit dead naming and bullying trans folks?

We "dead name" trans folks because many of them (the ones on this site, not in general) have criminal pasts and are abusing the trans bonus of being able to shame people that connect them to their previous crimes/degeneracy.

But I'm battling my libido with every diet.

Kudos, have any doctors recommended any kind of procedure to kill your libido then, since its the cause of your problems?

Also I want to say im impressed you have a full time job. And I genuinely want to congratulate you on that. Most of the thread topics on this site that have jobs are wannabe camwhores or "self-employed" (See: Patreon.com)

Youve gone one step farther than most lolcows, and I like to celebrate personal achievements like that.

 

[idontwantthisbutok]

Hey @ObeseScreamingBlackMan of all people how do YOU not have my back? You're supposedly obese and screaming.

I still don't think it's odd to be surprised y'all easily connected my real name to my porn. And I still dunno how that's not some super villain shit. Y'all think you're in an anime I swear. Again. Porn is porn. Porn stars don't share their real names for a god damn reason. cuz it's porn! I didn't expect a bunch of 4chan sleuths to play google and put my full name on my porn like this is fucking scooby doo.

 

[Dual Rectifier]

Why are you so obsessed with anime?

 

[Barracuda Joe]

Hey @ObeseScreamingBlackMan of all people how do YOU not have my back? You're supposedly obese and screaming.

I still don't think it's odd to be surprised y'all easily connected my real name to my porn. And I still dunno how that's not some super villain shit. Y'all think you're in an anime I swear. Again. Porn is porn. Porn stars don't share their real names for a god damn reason. cuz it's porn! I didn't expect a bunch of 4chan sleuths to play google and put my full name on my porn like this is fucking scooby doo.

The hippo emerges from the brush....

 

[m0rnutz]

Y'all know guts are liftable right? Also yes my gut does make a great laptop table.

If you like poor ventilation and third degree burns, maybe.

Why are you so obsessed with anime?

:autism:

 

[idontwantthisbutok]

Oh wow collections agents is applauding me what a grand day a fucking kiwi farmer is proud of me Jesus Christ

"We terrorize trans people for a reason"
Sounds like some classic Nazi obfuscation shit tbh