Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Is it funnier and weirder to realize Nick and I share the same "Nick gets raped in prison" fantasy?

Nick will never be raped in prison, not just because of Mutt's Law, but because it would never be rape. That's why he's desperately trying to get into prison by constantly violating probation. He actually wants that unga bunga action.

 

[thebigdream]

Nick will never be raped in prison, not just because of Mutt's Law, but because it would never be rape. That's why he's desperately trying to get into prison by constantly violating probation. He actually wants that unga bunga action.

Low IQ people want Nick to go to prison, chess grandmasters like myself want Nick to suffer in the hell he's created for himself. Streaming to an increasingly diminishing audience, having to face his Toe-ravaged 'wife' everyday, lacking alcohol to drown himself in, the devil couldn't imagine a more fitting punishment.

 

[TherapyMan]

To be fair, I think most people that's seen or heard Nick have a rape fantasy about him

Nicks wants the return of the one they call Aarape Yourholte.

 

[LiquidKid]

Nick has been active in Pretty Menopausal’s chat the whole time they’ve been audibly fatting up YouTube:

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He’s still going.

If I’m not mistaken, I thought he recommended Barnes, who has only ever been a retard, and Barnes recommended Harden to Null

 

[Henri Barbusse]

Yeah Nick. Being a cuck and then sharing your fears that your wife's boyfriend is going to rape you is really not a good look.

It's Nick, so it's not fears. It's hopes.

He’s on the Fatcast now:

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I don’t know, I’m not watching, just getting updates from a source.

I guess Nick is sexting them?

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Sorry, Nick. But your selfies are much less sexier than Aaron's. Mostly because you're a skeleton who can't get a boner and that's sad.

 

[USAroXX]

The only objection to this would be that if the scene with the gloved cop touching his daughter's hair is cut, Nick will then continue to insist that that's how she tested positive for cocaine.

I'd like to see if it actually happened, for one thing, but mostly I just want to rob Nick of the opportunity to continue lying about it so he has to resort to more ridiculous copes like "I didn't fix my cabinets in honor of my dead handyman"

AND....
The one child that asked for clean clothes

 

[AnOminous]

Low IQ people want Nick to go to prison, chess grandmasters like myself want Nick to suffer in the hell he's created for himself.

I don't want Nick to go to prison, and let's face it, he's desperately trying for it, but he lives in one of the most cucked jurisdictions in the entire United States. He'll practically have to just yell "NIGGER" to get behind bars, because literally murdering someone in broad daylight gets you a couple days of psychological treatment in Minnesota, perhaps the dumbest state in this entire Union we consider the United States.

 

[Strix454]

I guess Nick is sexting them?

The head is seemingly so out of proportion to the body in these photos that they seem like bad photoshop. But you see the dumb snake tattoo on the arm and its really him. Its just disgusting. The best that can perhaps be said about it is that he now has the sort of body that a troon would aspire to. The poses are even worse in that they scream "not man".

 

[DaleMcGuy]

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Look at that disgusting fat body. Fatty needs to lose a couple of pounds.
Cut down on the Dorito sandwiches, Nicky!

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

Low IQ people want Nick to go to prison, chess grandmasters like myself want Nick to suffer in the hell he's created for himself. Streaming to an increasingly diminishing audience, having to face his Toe-ravaged 'wife' everyday, lacking alcohol to drown himself in, the devil couldn't imagine a more fitting punishment.

I mean his prison sentence would be like 30 days, right? It's not like he'd be going away for years and we'd get to hear about how prison "changed and hardened" him.
He'd have an "I'm back!" stream and then views would immediately start dropping again after that.
Seems like a promising timeline.

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

I guess Nick is sexting them?

He’s not beating the crackhead allegations with photos like those being revealed.

 

[AnOminous]

But you see the dumb snake tattoo on the arm and its really him.

Every time I see that no step on snek tattoo, I just bust out laughing. Imagine being this pathetic as a 40+ year old. He literally has that hilarious thing tattooed on him for the rest of his life. What a fucking homo!

 

[Vibralldo]

I guess Nick is sexting them?

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I unironically think Nick has anorexia, he legitimately looks like a Holocaust victim.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

I don't even care what the actual truth is. I just love that Nick is going into a paranoiac spiral seething because he knows whatever it is, it's very very bad for him and even fragments of what is coming out are going to cause him severe narcissistic injuries.

It's coming, Nick. You can't do dick about it. Suffer, Balldo.

I love how he looks especially distraught after the news came out. Its only going to get worse with each passing day.

I guess Nick is sexting them?

Ahahahahahahahaha. This is beyond disgusting. I actually made a noise of revulsion before laughing.

Low IQ people want Nick to go to prison, chess grandmasters like myself want Nick to suffer in the hell he's created for himself. Streaming to an increasingly diminishing audience, having to face his Toe-ravaged 'wife' everyday, lacking alcohol to drown himself in, the devil couldn't imagine a more fitting punishment.

Prison is paradise for Nick.
No kids, lots of men to fuck him, and drugs / booze are obtainable if you really want them.

Its terrible for us because the show would stop too. No more updates. While I'd be content seeing him locked up - this is infinitely more funny.

I mean his prison sentence would be like 30 days, right? It's not like he'd be going away for years and we'd get to hear about how prison "changed and hardened" him.
He'd have an "I'm back!" stream and then views would immediately start dropping again after that.
Seems like a promising timeline.

I believe the 30 days are not the full sentence if he fucks up I think its much more severe those just get dismissed if he is a good boy on parole. I may be wrong though.

 

[AnOminous]

I unironically think Nick has anorexia, he legitimately looks like a Holocaust victim.

I unironically think he's fat beyond belief. He's disgusting. Imagine being as fat as Nick.

He's actually openly gorged on an ENTIRE Dorito as his meal of the day.

This fat cocksucker seriously needs to quit eating as much as he does.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

This nigger got full blown AIDS from his Jamaican bulls

 

[Vibralldo]

I unironically think he's fat beyond belief. He's disgusting. Imagine being as fat as Nick.

He's actually openly gorged on an ENTIRE Dorito as his meal of the day.

This fat cocksucker seriously needs to quit eating as much as he does.

Nick's gotta start barfing up all his meals if he wants to become prom queen

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

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I unironically think Nick has anorexia, he legitimately looks like a Holocaust victim.

Look at how fat and flabby he is in comparison
Nicky needs to diet more.

Nick you fat piece of shit, stop stuffing your face and feed your kids.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

If I’m not mistaken, I thought he recommended Barnes, who has only ever been a retard, and Barnes recommended Harden to Null

Sounds like in Nick logic that Nick is the source from which all flows.

In the mirror his shirt says Jamal.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

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I unironically think Nick has anorexia, he legitimately looks like a Holocaust victim.

He’s FAT!!! - PPP 2025