Coby Zachary Naughton / Synthetic Man / Synth / Synthezoid / mostlyshallow / Kurtex / Chudcast - The /v/irgin youtuber, "based" chud that's pushing 30 whilst living with his mother with an addiction to futanari porn

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

An hour into the stream on my part and i've only managed to find a single interesting thing in the entire stream. This is what you tune into syncels my god no wonder why the lot of you are so dull this could be used as a unintrusive form of lobotomy.

I am sorry fellow kiwis my distaste for incels can only push me so far. I've tried to get blood from this stone, but Cody is just so unbelievably boring. I'll comb through this stream, but after this i'm done there is no juice this boy is juiceless.

 

[Imam Shamil]

An hour into the stream on my part and i've only managed to find a single interesting thing in the entire stream. This is what you tune into syncels my god no wonder why the lot of you are so dull this could be used as a unintrusive form of lobotomy.

I am sorry fellow kiwis my distaste for incels can only push me so far. I've tried to get blood from this stone, but Cody is just so unbelievably boring. I'll comb through this stream, but after this i'm done there is no juice this boy is juiceless.

He truly is the DSP of our generation.

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

He truly is the DSP of our generation.

Funny you should say that as I do have a clip that fits perfectly with your claim.

 

[Tablet County]

Exceptions are not the norm. There are studies that report a growing number of sexlessness in men and a majority or lower estimates at least half of young men not being in relationships while single women are the minority.

That's a good excuse to give up. "Most people are bound to fail so I'm not even going to try." Wonder why the line isn't going up.

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

Streams done time to share the spoils.

Spoiler: Odds & Ends

Ov vey we respect and love the state of Israel here Cody

Puar your e-daddy will give you another chance if you kneel and kiss the ring.

Even Synth says his content sucks

Gotta admit to being a gooner for those sweet superberries

You're never leaving your not fooling anyone you don't even want to give your momma rent

This is just for fun if any Kiwi wants this sound byte

Spoiler: Huskey what did you do he really does not like you

Spoiler: Coby Loves Kirsche

Listen to the high in his voice his bashful moments and how he lights up when he thinks about her this man is in love; the poor fool.

Spoiler: Totally not parasocial

I think I got off with quite the haul me hearties.

 

[Butwhythough2]

That's a good excuse to give up. "Most people are bound to fail so I'm not even going to try." Wonder why the line isn't going up.

I know you used that in a mocking way, but that's how they think and it's both funny and sad at the same time. And they act as if being an incel is a badge of honor. Such a dangerous ideology, it creates weak men. Now we have two generations of men who took to inceldom.

 

[Tablet County]

I know you used that in a mocking way, but that's how they think and it's both funny and sad at the same time. And they act as if being an incel is a badge of honor. Such a dangerous ideology, it creates weak men. Now we have two generations of men who took to inceldom.

Oh I know. I gave our buddy Wanderer shit for having the exact same mindset. And I'll give anyone shit for holding that mindset because it's pathetic, self-defeating and fucking poisonous.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

Streams done time to share the spoils.

Spoiler: Odds & Ends

Ov vey we respect and love the state of Israel here Cody
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Puar your e-daddy will give you another chance if you kneel and kiss the ring.
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Even Synth says his content sucks
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Gotta admit to being a gooner for those sweet superberries
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You're never leaving your not fooling anyone you don't even want to give your momma rent
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This is just for fun if any Kiwi wants this sound byte
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Spoiler: Huskey what did you do he really does not like you

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Spoiler: Coby Loves Kirsche

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Listen to the high in his voice his bashful moments and how he lights up when he thinks about her this man is in love; the poor fool.
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Spoiler: Totally not parasocial

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I think I got off with quite the haul me hearties.

His two standards in a woman are "not ugly" and "is fine with me streaming as a job"... I'm honestly surprised he doesn't already have some e-gf at this point (unless you count Kirsche, he does get pretty flustered).
Does Synth have any hobby that involves him going outside and talking to people? Surely he could get someone if he just trial and error'ed it, but instead he'd rather just sit on his ass playing video games all day. It's just sad, really.

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

His two standards in a woman are "not ugly" and "is fine with me streaming as a job"... I'm honestly surprised he doesn't already have some e-gf at this point

He has more than two he is just saying that because he is streaming. Also you have to go outside and talk to real people to attempt to form some kind of a relationship. Add in his low impulse control, no job, no ambition and lives with his mother is only going to attract the people you don't want to be in a relationship with.

No sane woman wants to be in a relationship with a little boy as that is what he acts like. He wants what a lot of immature men want, a mother that he can have sex with. He wants someone to not only be the breadwinner, but take care of all the other responsibilities that comes with life.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

He has more than two he is just saying that because he is streaming.

What specifically do you mean by that? I've heard him talk about dating a black girl in high school, but that's it.

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

What specifically do you mean by that? I've heard him talk about dating a black girl in high school, but that's it.

I mean he's lying about only having two standards. He knows his Oshi might be watching so he wants to appear as reasonable and accepting of any faults she may have. Show a man a picture of a woman and ask him what he thinks i'll bet he'll point out more than two things he does not like.

Cody's only chance is with a fan like this. Now if we take into account the internet and what is usually behind and anime profile his options are looking dire. Though since he does like futa he might be into it.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Oh I know. I gave our buddy Wanderer shit for having the exact same mindset. And I'll give anyone shit for holding that mindset because it's pathetic, self-defeating and fucking poisonous.

As you should. The ideology hurts more than just the guys, it hurts women too. I've seen some ugly dudes still get married to some decent looking women. It's because they had a personality and didn't give up despite looking like they fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
If an incel managed to get their dream girl, how long do you think the relationship would last? I'd say a month or two, and it would be because he would put in no effort and his terrible mentality would be in the forefront.

Edit: Grammar

 

[Wünderkind]

He’s just not learning and like countless before him, the audience he’s cultivated (the shitlords not the queer pedophiles) are going to come back for blood.

All the IBS guys did it, O&A are the most famous example of it and Jimothy is seemingly the only one who hasn’t been eaten by the audience he’s cumulated but it’s Synth’s turn.

There is nothing more vindictive or spiteful than a pissed off former fan.

lol I always did think he was more Anthony Cumia jr than DSP jr, especially with their shared lusting over sphere trooner.



"this is how you were conceived Coby my boy, just don't question the details"

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I mean he's lying about only having two standards. He knows his Oshi might be watching so he wants to appear as reasonable and accepting of any faults she may have. Show a man a picture of a woman and ask him what he thinks i'll bet he'll point out more than two things he does not like.

Ah, I'm retarded. You're definitely right on that though, but I wouldn't be surprised if he would hook up with any random girl who gives him attention. I doubt some woman's ugliness would be able to override his loneliness.

Cody's only chance is with a fan like this.

>even as a teen he was very handsome

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

>even as a teen he was very handsome

To be far we don't know their age and since they are a Synth fan they could be very young. I'll hold my judgments on any possible creep factor if we ever get more information on them.

Also calling a young man handsome is not really creepy many people complement a friends son or family member and call them handsome or say he's handsome.

It also might be a cultural thing as I am not from the US, not sure if it is the same there.

 

[lilmayo420]

He truly is the DSP of our generation.

You know what? You're not wrong. Very apt comparison from what I have seen. He even kind of looks like DSP.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

To be far we don't know their age and since they are a Synth fan they could be very young. I'll hold my judgments on any possible creep factor if we ever get more information on them.

Also calling a young man handsome is not really creepy many people complement a friends son or family member and call them handsome or say he's handsome.

I've read through their post history, this nigga has to be trolling.

 

[Tablet County]

>even as a teen he was very handsome

Presented without comment:

 

[Meiwaku]

I don't like what I see at all.

Synth absolutely felted by Forsaken, a true man of his word who never bends the knee.

It's fun seeing all the dick riders get a thread ban. Not going to lie. That's mainly why I'm here.

Okay but seriously, why why why why why would you ever dickride someone who plays videogames on the internet? Nobody is that important. You're likely not changing the world or doing anything of true value. You want to give money to someone who entertains you? Fine, go ahead. Have fun.

But just know these are the most retarded people to lay on the sword for. The only worse choice is Vtubers.

 

[Estate]

Okay but seriously, why why why why why would you ever dickride someone who plays videogames on the internet?

If you're a normal dude, a "normie", you usually don't meet the truly pathetic, the truly worthless, the truly fucking stupid, because they either don't go out and live on the internet or your paths don't intersect, because people, by nature, hang around with those similar.
So, when you meet one of these imbecilic genetic failures, you are baffled, as you never could've imagined that such grimy human sewage could ever possibly exist. But they do.
You probably heard the term "culture shock". This is similar, but with worthless retarded faggots.