Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Also, he's so strangely self incriminating. The guy says, "I'm not a furry, don't you see I don't want to be one!" Huh? Why even say that?

He showed proof that he is no longer in the furry community because they kicked him out. Not because he stopped enjoying or consuming drawings of cartoon animals having gay sex.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

You literally said participanting. How is favoriting shit participating? I am still waiting for an example.

Ok. Here is one of the stories you wrote for a friend in the community.

Spoiler: NSFW

. : (-*) Memoirs of a Mexican Lion (*-) : .
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. I have noticed you loved the other story about my Argentinian lion buddy and myself doing some lewd stuff that could have ended up in a more dirty, nasty and sexy thing. I won’t talk about myself, but about something a friend of mine told me. So unzip your pants, unbuckle your pants and get ready, everyone in mating session.
Vincent, whom I honestly will call Vince for now, told me something juicy for all of you fuzzies to know. He has a stepfather! … What? I can see questions flooding your mind saying “How the fuck is this sexy? You fraud!” let me explain.
Vince’s mother got married with another fella a few months ago, and I know that because Vince told me just a few days ago, of course he would have told me earlier if I had asked him, but he was the one telling me this without my intervention for the motives that are going to be explained right now…
Poor Vince, when he found out he didn’t really like it at first, I don’t blame him, the idea of a stepfather has been demonized for centuries thanks for the fairy tales we all know, which are honestly a half-truth about something we call “Life”. First, his relationship when he met him was… not that good, he was in denial for a few days until he had to faceplant into reality and accepts the fact that his mother loved another man. “The end”, I would say, but that wasn’t the end… Something “odd” happened a week ago, something that “changed” his relationship with his step-dad. His step-dad’s name is Leopold, by the way.
One day, they were doing the normal chores, Vince’s mom was out the house, for supper, and… let’s say his dad seemed… grumpy about something, and Vince noticed it quickly, which meant one thing: “Don’t freaking upset him”, he told me as a dramatization of what he thought. After half an hour of chores, his dad wasn’t allowing him to help him on heavy duties, so he decided to go to his room to relax and relieve stress.
Vince decided to remove his shirt as he felt the temperature of his body too hot to bear, revealing his lean body. He also decided to unbuckle his pants, unzipping them in the way,afterwards throwing them to a side, then sat on his chair to use the computer.
He browsed around, watching some videos on YouTube, usually for the laughs and giggles, until his hormones started to betray him. Some Mexican freak like me messaging him wasn’t helping at all either. He had the need to masturbate, and wouldn’t be able to hold the need anymore. So he removed his pants and sat comfortable on the chair, clicking around until he was
on a porn site, with hot pictures and videos. He jerked his hot, uncut rod for a while.
What took him off guard was that suddenly his step-dad decided to just burst in, asking “Where th’ hell are you?! I have been calling yo- - - …” He just stopped, his eyes bursting in surprise and his left eyebrow raising as he saw his own just surprised there, his right hand stuck on his now semi erect cock.
Vince wasn’t feeling good right now, he didn’t know what to do, “I…” he stuttered, his step-dad immediately interrupting him, “I didn’t know that shit was going to be an actual problem, now it is” he said with an intimidating tone, grasping poor Vince’s left wrist, making him go to the couch in the living room. He sat down with Vince beside him.
Vince was full of fear, his step-dad never seemed to accept his sexuality, from which he had to be careful, but right now he had done fuck up, he got discovered masturbating to porn, and now it was going to hurt, or at least he thought, since his step-dad had never threatened him or hit him.
“Lay down on my lap, you freak” Leopold said with an annoyed tone, his right fist clenching, Vince hesitantly did as he was told, his ass on display, still having his underwear on, unsure of what Leopold was going to do, he closed his eyes. A sudden, but not painful blow went to his left asscheek, making him gasp in surprise, immediately opening his eyes and looking back with the rear of his eyes, seeing that his dad had spanked him. “I am gonn’ slap the faggot outta you, son” he said, in a rather mocking but serious tone.
He kept hitting his ass, by now marking a reddish bruise on both of Vince’s buttcheeks. He didn’t know, but Vince was enjoying it, covering his mouth with both his hand until he couldn’t hold it, and let out a moan mixed with a groan. Leopold took this out of guard, he was surprised that Vince wasn’t actually hating this, or complaining about it. “What th’ fuck is wrong with you?! You aren’t supposed to enjoy it!” He said with a rather noticeable nervous tone.
Uh Oh…

 

[Sperg Spectating]

He showed proof that he is no longer in the furry community because they kicked him out.

This is the funniest part to me about Claudio. In EVERY community he enters, he is such an unbelievably annoying faggot that he always gets bullied out of them. The only reason why he isn't banned here yet is because he has a thread.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

This is the funniest part to me about Claudio. In EVERY community he enters, he is such an unbelievably annoying faggot that he always gets bullied out of them. The only reason why he isn't banned here yet is because he has a thread.

Ironically WE’RE the most tolerant of him, and that’s only because he’s our little court jester

 

[Frederica Bernkastel]

What's so sad about this guy, and insane at the same time, is we all know he's a gay furry. We know he has strange sexual fantasies. We're not speculating - the receipts are there. Its his own fucking words. But he STILL has the audacity to spend so much time lying to our faces. Like, why? How does it help? Ironically, you'd get more pity than hate, and bullying, if you were just more honest. Not much, but still. You're just so unnecessarily self destructive. It doesn't help you're overtly obnoxious either.

 

[JohnnyGringo]

For the honesty.

Hold on to that crown though, because the keyword I said was "inclined", not "totally believe" you.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I love LARPers doing radicalized mental gymnastics though. Being unable to stay on topic is already a red flag bro.

Fucking LMAO. LMAO bro. Says the guy that hardly anyone understands what the actual fuck he's talking about half the time because he spouts unrelated bs.

It's such a shame, Red XIII is a good character from the Final Fantasy series, he's an intelligent creature that's not even qualified as a dog and is such a nice companion to have in the game.

I look forward to seeing his character in game. Haven't gotten there yet. Unlike Claudio I have no interest in fucking it though.

you're just plain stupid.

Are you just now coming to this conclusion? I'm sure you aren't. I'm pretty sure Clause is a literal retard.

Name a single person here who thinks I'm a lolicon.

Clause

He reminds me so much of Emily Cassidy, just completely avoiding questions left and right about his questionable behavior and antics and just being a retarded and going spastic when confronted about it.

I used to say Glass was @Emily Cassidy 's girl, but now I totally ship Clause and Emily. I hope they have happy, healthy, retarded babies. <3

Ok. Here is one of the stories you wrote for a friend in the community.

I appreciate you archiving but I'm sure as hell not reading it.

This is the funniest part to me about Claudio. In EVERY community he enters, he is such a unbelievably annoying faggot winner and never loses that he always gets bullied out of them (for definitely no reason at all). The only reason why he isn't banned here yet is because he has a thread and he keeps totally winning.

FTFY.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

A sudden, but not painful blow went to his left asscheek, making him gasp in surprise, immediately opening his eyes and looking back with the rear of his eyes, seeing that his dad had spanked him. “I am gonn’ slap the faggot outta you, son”

What in the fuck am I reading.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

What is your opinion on sexy Neko catboys with no arms? I might know somebody who will accept you.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

@Claudio Hernández Castañeda

What is your opinion on sexy Neko catboys with no arms? I might know somebody who will accept you.

Bear hammer has a massive hate hard on for both of them. They can bond over that! It’s a match made in heaven!

Speaking of bear hammer, he finally realized that spending all day on forums that hate him is a bad idea and joined the marines lol



proud of the lil guy ngl

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. I have noticed you loved the other story about my Argentinian lion buddy and myself doing some lewd stuff that could have ended up in a more dirty, nasty and sexy thing. I won’t talk about myself, but about something a friend of mine told me. So unzip your pants, unbuckle your pants and get ready, everyone in mating session.

A mexican that secretly wants to fuck Argentinian people? Dude's already a stereotype.

 

[Tablet County]

I wonder why.




That must hurt.

Statistics unattached to anything. This could be for anything from literacy rate to the amount of people who eat eggs. Yeah this really stings.
Addendum: Isn't it funny how none of these are his home country?

Called out for their atrocious English*

...Hmhmm, you are the second one that said this eyebrow raising statement.

Lemme add it to the tally.

Number of people who imply gay sex apparently is reproductory: @Sperg Spectating and @Sparkletor 2.0 . No wonder their senators can't define what a woman is!

"Lol you guys insulting me is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo embarrassing for you!"
Does this work in Spicland? If a sicario has a gun to my head and calls me a faggot and I go "lol only a faggot would think I'm gay" he'll just die of a heart attack on the spot?

 

[Tablet County]

Name a single person here who thinks I'm a lolicon.

Claudio, my single source for unbiased and non-schizophrenic news thinks you are a pedophile.
I rest my case.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

"Lol you guys insulting me is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo embarrassing for you!"
Does this work in Spicland? If a sicario has a gun to my head and calls me a faggot and I go "lol only a faggot would think I'm gay" he'll just die of a heart attack on the spot?

No, this is the kind of gay shit spic mothers (or toxic relatives for that matter) would throw at you while you're a child as a form of deflection to shut you up and give you no way to reply other than to bash her fucking teeth in. You wouldn't do the latter, so you do the earlier and shut your righteous mouth.

It is insanely retarded and it's something only people who think they're above others when they are in fact below them do. Something only spic narcissists do.

Edit: Since we're getting new lurkers on the thread who are confused, and some quite baffled, by Claudio's definition of "winning" as an eternal debate retard, allow me to show you with a (reposted) picture what the scenario is:


When debating with Claudio, think of it as playing chess with a pigeon. It doesn't matter how skilled you are at the game or how much you've prepared for it. The pigeon will knock down the pieces, shit on the board, and then strut around acting like its won. Much like Claudio here is speaking nonsense, projecting his actions onto others, then saying "WINNING" as many times as possible.

I will say though I encourage you to keep engaging with him.

 

[IKOL]

Bro, you associate with @Sperg Spectating.

By your logic I associate with everyone on this forum, including you, @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg and @Alex Hogendorp and this is false information, you spic, stop throwing liebel.

> Balenciaga



This Balenciaga? I am starting to notice a pattern with your group.

Nay I was speaking of that ai slop one but thanks for clarifying once again you intentionally seek pictures of prebulescent children to try to GOTHA others. Tells a fuck-a-lot about you, noncey piggy.

The hell is this supposed to mean? You realize how insane that sounds in response to "You want to fuck a child in a dog's body"?

Read in-between his words, he said "yes I, @Claudio Hernández Castañeda, would've difenetely have had sex with a child in dog's body given an opportunity for doing so"

You are a fucking RETARD NEWFAG.

Bitch, really? REALLY?

This thread doesn't even have rails at this point. It's a single cabin train constantly getting fueled by Claudio shitting out coal going through the grand canyon.

OI, DON'T YA DARE STEALING DA WORK FROM JEETS!!!

If this is what winning looks like to you, I would like to see your version of losing.

My guess be his name cleared off all charges will be his biggest L in his life.
Oy vye let's not let Claudio the irl cub connoseur to lose then!

Until you give me solid proof that you did not fucked a stray cat,

Fuck*

You've just admitted to fuck a stray cat. Wow.

Hey guys, do you think if you squeeze Claudio's fat chubby belly his neck tube squeaks like a rubber ducky?

Ngl I chuckled at this one but nigga what the fuck?

How is having a Touhou PFP as bad as having gay shapeshifting popufur roleplays?

It isn't but touhou pfps are automatically associate with pedoshit in my head thanks to amount of trannies (on one of which we've had highlight and good summary put together by yours truly)

He showed proof that he is no longer in the furry community because they kicked him out.

They wha~?
H-HOW YOU CAN BE THIS INSUFFERABLE AND BRAINROTTEN FOR EVEN FURFAGS DENOUNCING YOU, CLAUDIO?!
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY, NIGGER! SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!!!

I used to say Glass was @Emily Cassidy 's girl, but now I totally ship Clause and Emily. I hope they have happy, healthy, retarded DiGeorgies. <3

FTFY

Speaking of bear hammer, he finally realized that spending all day on forums that hate him is a bad idea and joined the marines lol

 

[Lev El Shmeckle]

@Lev El Shmeckle larps as Balenciaga embassador sometimes

Sir I have an objection! to make.
I do NOT represent Balenciaga Gucci Gang, I do NOT wear Balenciaga Nigger Heil Hitler merch and I do... bear that funderful AI pfp I have because I like it!

By the way buy Balenciaga crocs, they are cool!

Oh wait a second, what do I sm~ EW, EWWWWWWWWWW!!! It's Spaniard trannypedo stench again! No, Ikol, why have you rang and summoned me there, Oh Lord Almighty why have you done this, my Slavic brother from another mother?! I'm DISGUSTED by such a behavior of yours!

 

[IKOL]

I do NOT represent Balenciaga

buy Balenciaga

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

You literally said participanting. How is favoriting shit participating? I am still waiting for an example.

Here is more proof that Claus participated in the furry community (or at least tried to): a document where Claus goes over his translation services:

Spoiler

 

[DickMain]

... Yup, adding @malachite to the "Human Anatomy 101 fail". Don't worry, I don't think you will feel alone in this, because @DickMain, @Sperg Spectating, @Sparkletor 2.0 and someone else are in there too.

You would be the first to know about 'human anatomy 101 fail' considering yours can't even function properly without medical intervention.

Here is more proof that Claus participated in the furry community (or at least tried to): a document where Claus goes over his translation services:

Spoiler

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lol "tried to", imagine being too big of a faggot for Synth's stream, too big of a faggot for gay clubs, and too big of a faggot for furries.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

lol "tried to", imagine being too big of a faggot for Synth's stream, too big of a faggot for gay clubs, and too big of a faggot for furries.

But just the right amount of furry neck tube breathing faggot for a Kiwifarms thread