Inactive Chance Carmichael / AFatChance / 600goingon700 / 700goingon800 / idontwantthisbutok - Fat dead retard who got off on being a fat retard and made people mad

[idontwantthisbutok]

Here's the thing. I don't expect my job to be googling my name right now, but there's a possibility of it happening and there's also a possibility I will someday seek other employment. You see where I'm getting at here? I dunno why I keep having to explain this lol

 

[lolwut]

GLUTENFREEBOOTY I'm sorry. Like you all kinda keep lowkey implying if I'm a "good boy" you'll do what I ask. At this point I find that hard to believe. I'm not gonna sit here and let you all diagnose me and act like me being fat over here is somehow ruining your day over there and pledge to lose 400 pounds by September. I have pleaded my case. I feel like a big group of people terrified of their real names getting attached to the heinous shit they spew on kiwi farms should understand where I'm coming from and if not oh well I guess I tried.

Sorry, we haven't been the same since our Conflict Resolution Officer died or whatever.

 

[Barracuda Joe]

You want me to send you proof of people who have overcome fatness or fetishes?

Penn Teller leaps to mind.

You think that you're the only fat person who gets physical comfort/pleasure from eating food.

Eating food makes most people feel great. It's a physiological response that lets us know that we're still alive and able to eat.

The guys name is Penn Jillete (Norcal magician guild member here, sorry for the nerd-knowledge), but yeah, that's an excellent example. Teller is the other half of the duo.

 

[m0rnutz]

GLUTENFREEBOOTY]I'm not gonna sit here and let you all diagnose me and act like me being fat over here is somehow ruining your day over there and pledge to lose 400 pounds by September.

So you were picked on and are self-conscious. That was obvious.

 

[BaissaTheSinger]

Here's the thing. I don't expect my job to be googling my name right now, but there's a possibility of it happening and there's also a possibility I will someday seek other employment. You see where I'm getting at here? I dunno why I keep having to explain this lol

If you leave this thread alone it will literally die. How hard is that for cows to understand? It's not rocket science.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

GLUTENFREEBOOTY I'm sorry. Like you all kinda keep lowkey implying if I'm a "good boy" you'll do what I ask. At this point I find that hard to believe. I'm not gonna sit here and let you all diagnose me and act like me being fat over here is somehow ruining your day over there and pledge to lose 400 pounds by September. I have pleaded my case. I feel like a big group of people terrified of their real names getting attached to the heinous shit they spew on kiwi farms should understand where I'm coming from and if not oh well I guess I tried.

I stepped away from this thread out of personal respect for you [I only came back because of people telling me that you'd showed up in your own thread]. I can't speak for the other users, they get frenzied when a subject shows up to their own thread, but to the more seasoned and/or old users, the "good boy" method actually works. By principle, you're less interesting if you don't freak out. That's just me tho.

 

[AnotherForumUser]

Here's the thing. I don't expect my job to be googling my name right now, but there's a possibility of it happening and there's also a possibility I will someday seek other employment. You see where I'm getting at here? I dunno why I keep having to explain this lol

No employer with sense is going to hire your morbidly obese ass. You'd probably pass out after ten minutes of labor.

 

[RK 672]

Here's the thing. I don't expect my job to be googling my name right now, but there's a possibility of it happening and there's also a possibility I will someday seek other employment. You see where I'm getting at here? I dunno why I keep having to explain this lol

Here's my advice: Leave and don't come back. Don't do the stuff that got you featured here and let this thread fade. I doubt you'll follow it though. You're not even the first cow from Kansas this week to keep his thread alive solely through his actions.

 

[Hyperion]

Here's the thing. I don't expect my job to be googling my name right now, but there's a possibility of it happening and there's also a possibility I will someday seek other employment. You see where I'm getting at here? I dunno why I keep having to explain this lol

Have you ever seen a UFO?

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

Here's the thing. I don't expect my job to be googling my name right now, but there's a possibility of it happening and there's also a possibility I will someday seek other employment. You see where I'm getting at here? I dunno why I keep having to explain this lol

Yeah, and even if we took this thread down they'd still be linked to about a million pictures of your fat naked ass trying to roll over in bed.

 

[Doseferatu]

The guys name is Penn Jillete (Norcal magician guild member here, sorry for the nerd-knowledge), but yeah, that's an excellent example. Teller is the other half of the duo.

Thank you, my attention was drifting while I was trying to think of his name.

Here's the thing. I don't expect my job to be googling my name right now, but there's a possibility of it happening and there's also a possibility I will someday seek other employment. You see where I'm getting at here? I dunno why I keep having to explain this lol

Follow the sage advice of @glutenfreebooty and others. The more you struggle on here, the more visible this becomes.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

there's also a possibility I will someday seek other employment.

Pro tip: stop replying

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Yo, @idontwantthisbutok, any succes in busting one of those scooters?

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[idontwantthisbutok]

There's so much to reply to here. Let's see.

W-what about my avatar... it's not anime -or- nazi themed

Your avatar is tight.

You seem pretty defensive. Who short changed you a Diet Coke?

*laughtrack plays*

Oh dang, you've got the upper hand now. Im clearly vulnerable and have abandonment issues since I found a cute gif of a character whose design I like.

Tell me more

I mean you dig Jasper so you're obviously damaged in some way. That's fine, but dealing with it by hanging out here is sad. At least me getting fat isn't really affecting others (plz don't say it affects my family -- I'm on my own shit and my family isn't washing me or turning me over in bed).

I'm not giving you advice, I couldn't care less if you eat yourself to death tomorrow (best scene in se7en). You keep saying that you have no control over your perversion because no one with a fetish does. I'm just showing that other people can in fact control their actions.

If you want advice I'd say stop making excuses, either own it (the gross feeder thing) or don't do porn. Oh and stop trying to respond to people like you are a comedian on stage responding to hecklers with "clever" quips. Your stand up in on youtube and it's not very good.

If control were easy for everybody we wouldn't have AA or eating disorder rehab or any form of psychology.

Also wow some boring kiwi farmer doesn't like my standup. Watch my greasy tears stain my chest as I completely quit comedy because some anon troll found one of my standup videos and didn't like it as much as Milo Yiananaaoippoilpys or the newest episode of Bleach. *EYEROLL*

 

[lolwut]

At least me getting fat isn't really affecting others (plz don't say it affects my family -- I'm on my own shit and my family isn't washing me or turning me over in bed).

No, but your parents are watching their son commit slow-motion suicide.

[E]And forever associate the family name with humiliating oneself in videos on the internet.

 

[Doseferatu]

If control were easy for everybody we wouldn't have AA or eating disorder rehab or any form of psychology.
Also wow some boring kiwi farmer doesn't like my standup. Watch my greasy tears stain my chest as I completely quit comedy because some anon troll found one of my standup videos and didn't like it as much as Milo Yiananaaoippoilpys or the newest episode of Bleach. *EYEROLL*

The issue is that you indulge, rather than control, your urges. You even play to a crowd, like you're doing now.

 

[Collections Agent]

I mean you dig Jasper so you're obviously damaged in some way.

I like shades of orange and buff chicks so im damaged?

Dang, time to update my profile tagline

 

[idontwantthisbutok]

So you were picked on and are self-conscious. That was obvious.

oh no being called fat turns me on. This thread was a great spank bank for quite a while. I don't feel any bit of sadness when called fat as an insult. I just hate that you all act like you're Freud and have figured out exactly why I do what I do and exactly how to fix myself. You haven't figured out shit!

 

[VJ 120]

GLUTENFREEBOOTY I'm sorry. Like you all kinda keep lowkey implying if I'm a "good boy" you'll do what I ask. At this point I find that hard to believe. I'm not gonna sit here and let you all diagnose me and act like me being fat over here is somehow ruining your day over there and pledge to lose 400 pounds by September. I have pleaded my case. I feel like a big group of people terrified of their real names getting attached to the heinous shit they spew on kiwi farms should understand where I'm coming from and if not oh well I guess I tried.

Dude nobody gives a shit if you lose the weight or not tbh. I mean yeah it would be neat, but it's your life. Do what you want. All we're saying is that the best way to get this dealt with is to calm down and not be so reactionary to every little thing here. People are prodding you because prodding is funny. You've been surprisingly good at handling yourself compared to people like Donny Long or Julie Terryberry (RIP Shed Princess, gone but not forgot) who showed up here and had complete temper tantrums.

Believe it or not, this is actually a really robust community and we LIKE having cows here to poke fun at the weirdos with us. You could stick around and read the threads and maybe realize we're not all hideous monsters, just weirdos poking fun at weirdos. At the very least, lol calm down.

 

[idontwantthisbutok]

The issue is that you indulge, rather than control, your urges. You even play to a crowd, like you're doing now.

no shit Sherlock. Wanna be my therapist?