Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

He’s on the Fatcast now:

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I don’t know, I’m not watching, just getting updates from a source.

I guess Nick is sexting them?

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How did he manage to out faggot the faggot pedo from prison break? Is he prepping for his prison faggotdom?

 

[Not Even Twice]

The same degenerate smooth brain who thinks those mirror selfies are remotely attractive or envy-generating. He looks like shit, thinks like shit, talks like shit. Best option for Nick is still a swan dive off a freeway overpass.

Bro, are you telling me that those 2 pics aren't shoops?
There's no way....

 

[Kheapathic]

Real Estate is one of those things where there is no true answer; aside from "You overpaid." You can always try to compare it to other similar properties and a whole host of other metrics to gauge it by; but it's always a feeling, never a real number, and that's gotten worse with today's economy where everything is overpriced. Why I say whoever bought the side house overpaid is because of the Silent Hill Nightmare Shower obvious water/rust problem. Rust in pipes can weaken them and cause leaks; I don't care how friendly or whatever someone is, you see that bathroom, you may as well assume you're gonna have to replace the pipes sooner than later. Then you see what it costs to replumb an entire house, and you say "I need this much knocked off the asking price." Because if the pipes are bad, you have to ask what else in the walls is also bad. Then Nick's gonna do the sleazy used car salesman shtick and tell you the pipes are good; and let's just say you never visited The Farms or have a normie life and have no idea what kind of person he is. A house is a large investment for most people, so without any idea of who he is, you have to ask yourself, do you trust him?

Whoever bought that house should've gotten it as a steal, because I'd want $100,000 off just for having to cut the walls open and replumb the entire fucking building.

Chat on Kick immediately speculates it is EWU Bodycam
It is reasonable to assume Jewsh's mysterious forum user to Spicer request was not the retrieval of the bodycam footage, but to deliver a demand to Spicer authorities.

Not saying you're wrong; just going with my own theory that it was someone delivering the ransom to April in exchange for signing the release form. Sure we can say the trial is over; but Josh never retracted the offer, and having her sign off on it could help speed things up. It'd also be a lot funnier to have April do this to Nick; he's crying like a wounded animal over how he misses her, just imagine her sticking a metaphorical knife in his gut. Wouldn't be surprised that if her retarded friend Keanu is still talking to her; she's probably telling April to get that bag, sis. I reason this is probably the least likely, but it is the most funny.

how much cooler would rekieta be if he went live doing an irl stream in the Balldo GT 500 just hitting nitrous to kanye west - HH on loop as he swerved down the road, instead of whatever hes doing now? he could turn this whole thing around

I'd see him stuffing Kayla in the trunk and pulling a Stan.

Bro, are you telling me that those 2 pics aren't shoops?
There's no way....

You never had the feeling that aside from being a prissy gay boy, that he's also an anorexic? The only reason he hates on fat people so much, is because he can't just do the womanly thing and starve himself. He declares he eats one Dorito Chip a day, so of course he's skinny, but he needs to be an aggressive homosexual and weaponize it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Wait, those pics aren't shopped? Oy

I found an unedited original.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Right, this feels a lot like April. Aaron would be a stretch by my reading of the statute:

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Note the word "redacted". This means Nick, Kayla and the kids could be "redacted". (I can't find anywhere in the statutes that defines "redacted" for MN bodycam, but AI says it would simply be blurring of the faces. But that's AI.)

And, overall, this is what Harden and Josh are dealing with. It states that Nick would be given notice of any releases. Can he fight it with, say, an injunction? That's my question. Josh hinted at that issue today.
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Maybe we stop giving Nick hints what he could do to fuck the process up.
His Swiss cheese brain would never come up with this himself.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

I unironically think Nick has anorexia, he legitimately looks like a Holocaust victim.

He has the nose of a Holocaust victim too.

 

[Sneed Force One]

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Dis nigga in love.

The evidence that Aaron literally buckbroke Nick is becoming more concrete with each passing day.

 

[Prince Vegeta]

Jeez, Nick had really let himself go. I guess he's finding solace in food now. He might want to consider dieting, though I doubt he cares about how fat he looks if he's posing like that.

 

[Vibralldo]

The biggest indicator of Nick's mental retardation is that he can look himself in the mirror and think "I'm healthy and look great"

 

[Folgers Can]

I guess Nick is sexting them?

What a swanky backdrop in that first one... is it from the future?

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

What a swanky backdrop in that first one... is it from the future?

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I can't believe he shared a photo of his trip from Jamaica too

 

[Sneed Force One]

He’s on the Fatcast now:

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I don’t know, I’m not watching, just getting updates from a source.

I guess Nick is sexting them?

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Looks like an AIDS victim.
Bro looks like a survivor of the Siege of Sarajevo.

 

[Canard]

Nick certainly nailed that cool meth-addict/junkie look there. Must consider that he finally looks like cool druggie unlike that other guy...

At age of 40, why even post those?

 

[Grayback]

At age of 40, why even post those?

If a question about Nick starts with "why," the answer is "because he has holes in his brain."

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I'd wonder why he'd even share such embarrassingly pathetic photos on the internet, but then I remember, It's Nick Rugieta. So I'm not at all surprised. I guess when his views drop enough he'll start an OF to try and get some attention.

 

[Swole McPole]

I don't want Nick to go to prison, and let's face it

It's 28 days, FFS. What the magistrates would call 'a short sharp shock' and old lags would refer to as 'a shit and a shave'.

A brief taste of porridge might do Rekieta the world of good. I know people insist that homosexuality isn't a choice these days, but he might get 'scared straight'.

I don't think it's an effective cure for erectile dysfunction though, so he still wouldn't be able to satisfy his wife. He'd still need to seek that elsewhere.

 

[Major]

I unironically think he's fat beyond belief. He's disgusting. Imagine being as fat as Nick.

He's actually openly gorged on an ENTIRE Dorito as his meal of the day.

This fat cocksucker seriously needs to quit eating as much as he does.

cocaine is notoriously fattening

 

[Lian Xing]

Whoever bought that house should've gotten it as a steal, because I'd want $100,000 off just for having to cut the walls open and replumb the entire fucking building.

Based on my renovation, I think this would be a reasonable estimate. $100k should cover a complete repipe (~$50k with PEX, more for copper) with the balance for new fixtures, wall repair, and paint.

 

[Nova902]

This nigger got full blown AIDS from his Jamaican bulls

He did say he has a low white blood cell count

 

[3MMA]

The description is wild:
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That description is the definition of try hard.

Is this what he's calling his job? Sperging out and reply-guying 24/7?

It’s to the point that any simple action he takes will now magically become his job! There’s a pattern of taking shit to extremes in there.

Yeah Nick. Being a cuck and then sharing your fears desire that your wife's boyfriend is going to rape you is really not a good look.

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Add - Its probably also worth mentioning that the theme of that Boondocks episode was an effeminate very white black man dealing with an irrational fear desire/obsession of going to prison and being raped by a man.

That one word change describes Nicks pathos. Though not entirely. More so the part obsessed with Aaron.

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He looks like the creep you don’t want approaching you at some bar. I bet he approaches often. His creepy little cuck pose kills me.