Porn and Porncows

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

Would. And if you wouldn’t you’re gay.

Based.

 

[trent]

Apparently the satisfaction quota of breast reductions among women is 95%?!

One of the highest in the industry.

Are men nowadays so cucked that they put on the fake smiling wojak face and tell their spouses “I-it’s l-looks g-great h-honey…”

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I have a friend who got a reduction and even though i'm not religious in the slightest i think it was sin against God.

I originally met her through the wife of my buddy and the first time i met her was at a restaurant and when she walked in the door time stopped and literally everyone was looking at her. She's barely 5 feet tall, she has a tiny waist, a big ass and had tits that were far bigger than her head. The fucking things must have been a 1/3 of her body.

She married some "manopshere" obsessed retard who openly talks about how he was diddled by men up until his teens who actively cheer-led her getting genuinely the best set of naturals i've ever seen lopped off. She looks weird as fuck now because she was supposed to have giant tits and she barely has a handful. She never complained about back pain because women who develop big naturals also just naturally develop the muscle to carry them.

Breast reduction surgery should be treated with the same disdain as lopping your dick off or getting forearm skin turned into a "penis".

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

Dude, you already have your own schizo conspiracy thread. This post is not even related to Porncows, show me a pornstar having a Twitter meltdown or fuck off

No leopard print
No hidden eye
Nigga, Heil Hitler!

Did he finally get a thread?

 

[ZMOT]

Seems like you either leave and live a quiet life or it goes off the rails.

tbf it was off the rails even before she left...

 

[NoBueno]

Breast reduction surgery should be treated with the same disdain as lopping your dick off or getting forearm skin turned into a "penis".

"I got a penis reduction, from 8 incher to 4 incher, the girls were just blasting up my phone all the time! Plus tucking my dick into my pant leg was just very uncomfortable"

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

You guys will flip, but I think Alexa Pearl needs a breast reduction. She's basically Anne Hathaway but with ridiculous house-sized tiddies.

 

[NoBueno]

You guys will flip, but I think Alexa Pearl needs a breast reduction. She's basically Anne Hathaway but with ridiculous house-sized tiddies.

I know people think I'm some porn obsessed loon. But I have to look up 90% of these women mentioned
She doesn't look crazy or anything, and she's getting 200K views per video

 

[moocow]

You guys will flip, but I think Alexa Pearl needs a breast reduction. She's basically Anne Hathaway but with ridiculous house-sized tiddies.

Had to look her up to double-check. You're a god damn monster.

 

[Spud]

You guys will flip, but I think Alexa Pearl needs a breast reduction. She's basically Anne Hathaway but with ridiculous house-sized tiddies.

I hope you get better, I understand homosexuality is not an easy thing to be dealing with but there is no need to believe that your delusions should be entertained.

 

[trent]

You guys will flip, but I think Alexa Pearl needs a breast reduction. She's basically Anne Hathaway but with ridiculous house-sized tiddies.

I looked her up and was expecting freakishly large boobs but those are just a decently large set on a skinny girl. She's well able to carry them.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

You guys will flip, but I think Alexa Pearl needs a breast reduction. She's basically Anne Hathaway but with ridiculous house-sized tiddies.

So... Anne Hathaway but better?

We really should donate to LGBT charities after all. Maybe we'll contribute to them one day finding a cure for people like you.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

We really should donate to LGBT charities after all.

No no no no! They're committing far more heinous crimes!

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[RandomGibberish]

You guys will flip, but I think Alexa Pearl needs a breast reduction. She's basically Anne Hathaway but with ridiculous house-sized tiddies.

There HAS to be a correlation between having the same name as a Boomer AI and going into porn.
First Siri Dahl, now Alexa Pearl.

I’d put a bag over her head because the self-masturbatory smirk she shows is a instant turn off.

Lana Ivans has a 10/10 body but the way she eyefucks herself all the time is so annoying.

Spoiler: NSFW

Give me a shy feminine girl over a fuck doll like this any day of the year.

 

[Chickenpolar]

You guys will flip, but I think Alexa Pearl needs a breast reduction. She's basically Anne Hathaway but with ridiculous house-sized tiddies.

She actually has breast implants.

She went Already Has Big Tits--> Get Pregnant And Tits get bigger --> Get Implants to fill out post-nursing tits --> Get pregnant again

She's one of the Onlyfans thots I prefer to pirate over mainstream porn — Thots posting solo stuff and sex with their partners instead of cuck anal gaping 12 man piss gangbang porn mainstream companies do.

 

[frozen_runner]

You guys will flip, but I think Alexa Pearl needs a breast reduction. She's basically Anne Hathaway but with ridiculous house-sized tiddies.

She's gorgeous... but a reduction wouldn't outrage me, ngl.

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

I looked her up and was expecting freakishly large boobs but those are just a decently large set on a skinny girl. She's well able to carry them.

Look up recent pictures where they are free. They are bigger than basketballs, It's not sexy at that point, just freakish. It's like a woman with a fake ass.

 

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There HAS to be a correlation between having the same name as a Boomer AI and going into porn.
First Siri Dahl, now Alexa Pearl.

Great point. And on the male side, Rocky Balboner.

What were their parents thinking giving them those names?

 

[Pina Colada]

No no no no! They're committing far more heinous crimes!

Spoiler: NSFW

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For every medically unnecessary reduction a woman or pooner gets, dozens of flat and small women shed tears.

 

[EpicGamerMoment]

She's basically Anne Hathaway but with ridiculous house-sized tiddies.

You literally just described the perfect woman.

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

You guys will flip, but I think Alexa Pearl needs a breast reduction. She's basically Anne Hathaway but with ridiculous house-sized tiddies.

NIGGA YOU GAY!