This guy is hilarious. You all are wasting your time giving him advice, if he won't listen to the advice of anime avatar nazis then he's made up his mind.
Inactive Chance Carmichael / AFatChance / 600goingon700 / 700goingon800 / idontwantthisbutok - Fat dead retard who got off on being a fat retard and made people mad
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You wanna fuck meeeee!!! My friend hooked up with me on my bday this year and was surprised he was very into it too. Just let your inhibitions go and fondle my tit.
God you're a pill even for this forum. Again the issue is that y'all as in "Kiwi Farms™" have directly connected my full legal name to my porn. And I am asking you to stop doing that. Not a difficult concept, son!
No one wants to fuck you lolwut lol
I'm gay so I don't want to fuck any chicks. Thx tho.
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Ok, now I'm curious.
What percentage would you say DID go to Arby's?
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Given your lack of mobility, I think you should take your opportunities as they come. Sit still and silent, like a Venus flytrap.
Then, one day, a hapless traveler will cross your expanse, and you will strike.
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Dominant? You mean laying in bed like a beach whale?
Have you never been sat on by a fat person before or what?
Like I don't even know why they're giving me advice. "Don't make porn". Ok cool lemme just see if I still fit into my time machine. "Don't be so fat". Got it. *grotesquely slices off my fat with a katana* "don't complain when a bunch of anonymous people deliberately try to connect your real life to your fat porn alter ego". Sure thing! I feel like I'm watching Dr. Phil with all this legit advice.
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Nah, like literally. For warmth. You won't even know I'm there, I swear!
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Now that is how you get money making videos.
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I know you're kind of scratching and clawing at this point, but in what sense could the reference possibly be "edgy"?
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do you think I don't get ass or what? I mean you're a professional internet troll with an "ironic" Nazi persona I'm gonna go ahead and guess I've at least fucked 10 times more people than you have. But then again 10 times 0 is 0.... hmmm....
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Can you even tell if you get ass? Genuinely curious - how can you distinguish where the other person ends and you begin?
I'm rather flattered that you think I'm a professional. I mean, I don't even get paid for this, so I'd be more of an amateur.
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This is almost more entertaining than when @Cowlick tried to make us stop.
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you're right. The reference isn't eDgY. Associating yourself with that train wreck of a show is. I turned it on one night and my tv pulled out a gun and shot itself in the head it was so anti-funny. It was like someone watched Tim & Eric, didn't get it, and was like "ok let's rip this off, but here's the twist: it will ACTUALLY be ANTI-comedy".
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If you, Chance Ethan Carmichael of Mulvane, KS, really wanted to not have your name be associated with your porn, you'd go away from here. Not a difficult concept.
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Lol, calm down feg.
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Whoops, looks like I've made an annoyance of myself by applying basic logic to a simple situation. That happens; the inability to take responsibility for their own actions is part of what makes cows so darn interesting.
This guy is eating up all this attention, but I wouldn't be surprised if he was crying inside from all the shit he has on his plate.
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MDE isn't a TV show and the reference predates the show by several years. Saying stupid things like that is what happens when someone is desperate to sound cool. I know that you've accepted that you're a failure as a physical specimen, but it's time to start looking into the idea that you are an intellectual loser as well.
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I've been trying to stop him from killing himself (since he thinks we drive people to suicide), so I've been giving him winner ratings.
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Lol his address is stupid easy to find.
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Didn't learn your lesson before I guess?
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I don't care if you continue. I don't want my full name in the title. That's all. Doesn't seem like that big of a request.
aren't you the one who just admitted you wanted to fuck me to show off your quad strength? What's your beef? I just want you to remove my name from the title. Go on talking shit. Idgaf. Just take my name off the title. I know you all get off on being little shits cuz momma didn't watch your special flip off the high dive, but I thought maybe you'd be chill with this one request.
Shut the fuck up Disney avatar. When have I not taken responsibility for my actions? This shouldn't be that hard. I am trying to work on my issues and I am very aware of them. But you know what y'all have control over and responsibility for? Directly linking my porn to my legal name. You have control over that and you could stop being weens and fucking take my name off but you won't. Even after I roasted you all so brilliantly. What a shame. Well I'm going to bed. I'll be sure to tell my therapist I'm not coming in and that you all cured me. Goodnight!
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