Inactive Chance Carmichael / AFatChance / 600goingon700 / 700goingon800 / idontwantthisbutok - Fat dead retard who got off on being a fat retard and made people mad

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idontwantthisbutok said:
so like am I the only one who's noticed you guys are about as funny as a torn up a laffy taffy wrapper? As a comedian I thought I sucked at roasting but this is some sad shit in here. I wish @glutenfreebooty still hated me. She at least had teeth.
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Why are you so desperate to avoid going to bed? I would think dreams would be a welcome respite from the fleshy prison your mind is trapped in.
 
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Ride said:
Why would I want to talk on the phone to you? You do realize that your phone number is on your Facebook.
Chance, if you really wanted this to go away, you would have gone to Null first and politely asked him to take it down instead of acting like a petulant child. He might do that if you were polite.
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You can't just rip off my "petulant child" thing and act like it was an original thought. You're the petulant child, Ride. You are!

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It's very funny watching his typing become more hurried and erratic.
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It's very funny that you thought you nailed me by posting my high school anime email address last night.
 
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idontwantthisbutok said:
God damn Disney avatar can't get anything passed you. "You see" *tips off fedora* "I am not a usual cyber bully in these here parts" *twirls fedora* "I just came by to shame you for sticking up for yourself" *blows on fedora like it's a hot pistol* "you were warned this would happen" *pops fedora back on head* "now your life is over"
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Aw cute, I've earned a nickname from a cow! Something about me really ticks you off and normally I'd stick around to try to exploit that a bit (and decipher your little one man play) but I haven't posted porn of myself online and thus still have a job to get to tomorrow, so I actually will be logging out now.
 
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Spellskite said:
Why are you so desperate to avoid going to bed? I would think dreams would be a welcome respite from the fleshy prison your mind is trapped in.
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You're right. I do have to go to bed. Cuz I work for a living. Night freeloaders! @Null please remove my full name from this thread. I feel like I brought you enough traffic and powered your autism or whatever enough for the night so you can grant me this one wish plz. Thank you. Goodnight for reals yall!
 
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idontwantthisbutok said:
Bitch I might be you are acting like my childhood friend Sam when I told him about my weight gain paraphilia. He was like "well if you just went for a walk". He didn't understand the fact that my brain is hardwired so that I get a boner when I think about myself getting fatter. I know what to do to lose weight. But I'm battling my libido with every diet. Fortunately I've been plateaued around 650 for years, so I haven't put on much more than that. I've lost weight and gained it back many a time. I'm not some mindless animal lol.
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Please have some consideration for the poor people who have to hoist your coffin at the funeral.
 
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Sex is supposed to be spice, a small, awesome part of someone's life. I have no idea why some people throw out over half their precious lifespan just for momentary sexual gratification. Does he really think getting his rocks off is worth being completely crippled and feeling like shit all the time? Not to mention dying so young from what will almost certainly be a prolonged very painful death? Or is it one of those sad cases where they literally think being sad, tried, and in pain is how everyone feels because they have nothing else to compare it to. So many questions, so much fat
 
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idontwantthisbutok said:
so does anonymously bullying people on a forum as a Nazi and then when someone calls you a Nazi saying "another idiot who thinks I'm a Nazi I see..."

Ok that's all NIGHT
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You forgot to mention how I'm jacking off in my leather Nazi uniform while thinking about Kek.

You minx - you're just going to reply even more.
 
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