DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

You think phils actions are proof of phils actions? Wow get a load of this idiot, its like hes never owned a meaningful sandwhich style sandwhich shop before.

You see Phil didnt ask for money,
And if he did ask for money it wasnt begging,
And if it was begging it wasnt that big of a deal
And if it was a big deal then actually no its not stupid, he has trolls and everything was taken out of context and that was from in the past!

Begging is too merciful to call this. This is straight up demanding money from people. I can't wait until he gets banned from both Youtube and Kick at the exact same time while streaming.

Still listening to the TBS stream from his morning, but I had to stop at the BEGGING system (yours for 4 installments of $25) because it's so ingenious and describes Phil to a T (rip). Whoever came up with this should get an award.
B - Bait with Guilt. Start every stream with emotional appeal.
E - Engage with crisis. Create a sense of immediate urgency. This keeps supporters on the edge of their seat—and wallets.
G - Guilt trip the quiet ones. Remind lurkers they are enjoying the content FOR FREE. Never let them forget.
G - Goal inflate. Set goals that inflate with time. Start with 50, then 100, then 150. Once you hit a goal, normalize going to the next number.
I - Insulate with loyalty. Divide your audience into true fans and trolls. Frame all criticism as jealousy or harassment to ensure only an echo chamber remains.
N - Never acknowledge excess. If you get a day with strong support, immediately talk about the next stream's goal, surprise expenses, or back taxes. KEEP THE CYCLE GOING.
G - Gaslight the past. Reframe years of similar behavior as misunderstandings. If someone questions your behavior, act like it's a one-time thing or they are making it up.

It just reminds me of the entire thing with the Covid pandemic lockdowns/vaccines/social distancing measures until people said no, but DSP didn't even have the power to control anything beyond other retards.

 

[marlimar]

the entire thing with the Covid pandemic lockdowns

...is that when he has to actually appear in front of a judge in person for his second bankruptcy, it will be amazing...

I imagine that he will try and squeeze into the same suit he took his wedding photos in, I hope the hearing is open to the public.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

For anyone not currently watching TBS, the minecraft mirror channel put together a detailed video showing the youtube stats, console, and eventual rage/wagequit stats for every game Phil ever played.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

...is that when he has to actually appear in front of a judge in person for his second bankruptcy, it will be amazing...

I imagine that he will try and squeeze into the same suit he took his wedding photos in, I hope the hearing is open to the public.

And we'll rage when Phil gets away with it again. This time he actually has business expenses.

 

[parasocialsrmiserable]

...is that when he has to actually appear in front of a judge in person for his second bankruptcy, it will be amazing...

I imagine that he will try and squeeze into the same suit he took his wedding photos in, I hope the hearing is open to the public.

dsp is financially fucked inevitably. The amount of content we will witness with not only him, but other lolcows etc when they all lose there asses will be amazing af. Just watch. Im well off and i will lose my ass but it will be way after fucks like dsp and wings, thats forsure.

And we'll rage when Phil gets away with it again. This time he actually has business expenses.

he isnt getting away with anything lmfaooooo. Going into bankruptcy in the middle of a financial and currency collapse is something you cant comeback from. not surprising you dont know tho lmfaoo

I’m loving Gundam doing so much detractor stuff recently. He’s a significant growth vector for the detractor community. Gundam’s stream chat is full of people who are just learning about the horrors of Phil.

800k sub detractor w

They certainly act like they do. He got 30k for wearing a vest, I would be spoiled too.

bingo! Some detractors havent figured this out yet. Phil acts this way because its enabled lmfao.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Thank god I'm not DSP.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

Going into bankruptcy in the middle of a financial and currency collapse

It's time to up your meds, bro.

 

[NomineNemo]

dsp is financially fucked inevitably. The amount of content we will witness with not only him, but other lolcows etc when they all lose there asses will be amazing af. Just watch. Im well off and i will lose my ass but it will be way after fucks like dsp and wings, thats forsure.

he isnt getting away with anything lmfaooooo. Going into bankruptcy in the middle of a financial and currency collapse is something you cant comeback from. not surprising you dont know tho lmfaoo

800k sub detractor w

bingo! Some detractors havent figured this out yet. Phil acts this way because its enabled lmfao.

Holy retard posting Batman!

Ever heard of multi-quoting fagtard?

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

For anyone not currently watching TBS, the minecraft mirror channel put together a detailed video showing the youtube stats, console, and eventual rage/wagequit stats for every game Phil ever played.

This is really well put together, you can even see the very slow decline starting around 2015, which was after he moved to Washington.

 

[neger psykolog]

dsp is financially fucked inevitably. The amount of content we will witness with not only him, but other lolcows etc when they all lose there asses will be amazing af. Just watch. Im well off and i will lose my ass but it will be way after fucks like dsp and wings, thats forsure.

The only problem with this little theory of yours is that the more financially fucked DSP gets the more erratic and thereby interesting he becomes.

When he acts erratic people will clip him, Sir Moist will talk about him and the people on Twitter and here will talk about him which increases the gravitational pull of the autism vortex.

That means someone new will turn up and pay him 5 dollars to epically own him.

Then for the low price of 5 dollars they will see 5000 screeching retards on Twitter and 5000 screeching retarda on this thread losing their shit about it.

So then they'll tip him 10 dollars to epically own him and to also make people here lose their shit. It's 2 for the price of one.

But otherwise this should in theory be happening as you describe but as you can see from my more advanced analysis of your theory it is unlikely to become true anytime soon.

What I've described to you is actually revolutionary. Few people realize this though. DSP outlasts everyone, therefore he will be the last person to die. The thing is what makes this unique is that when people pay him 5 dollars to epically own him it actually generates more reactions than 5 dollars would be able to but at the market rate.

So DSP isn't just a living example of a perpetual motion machine but he actually generates more energy than he takes in.

This my friends is why there are like 16,000 pages of discussion about DSP: he is a scientific novelty. This is a groundbreaking discovery.

 

[Lord_Point]

i dunno why people think poor DSP is funny DSP. Personally I love when DSP is feeling himself like during the kino glazing arc. Calling people retards again, calling out specific female streamers and saying their sluts, classic king behavior.

I hope some whale comes by and glazes him to the point he unironically drops the gamer world on stream then defends it.

 

[Comma]

This dude showed up not long ago to dump money into the black hole.

https://www.youtube.com/@AlexTribell1981/

One quick search on his name:



https://x.com/FozzyFox81/ (alternative: https://xcancel.com/FozzyFox81/) | Archive: https://archive.is/2pNkF

Spoiler: WARNING, gay furry porn. Very NSFW.

 

[shekelshoah666]

No podcast tomorrow so he can do Doom gameplay all day and he is glazing the game even though clearly when playing he is very mixed on it. I guess either those white hot views for his first video or he knows a whale wants it and promised to deliver the kahntributions.

 

[UsedUp]

This dude showed up not long ago to dump money into the black hole.

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https://www.youtube.com/@AlexTribell1981/

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One quick search on his name:

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https://x.com/FozzyFox81/ (alternative: https://xcancel.com/FozzyFox81/) | Archive: https://archive.is/2pNkF
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HOW are they all degenerates every single time!?

 

[Fuckyoudad]

This is really well put together, you can even see the very slow decline starting around 2015, which was after he moved to Washington.

Phil Youtoobing back in CT was truly the golden age arc. All the khantent was so much better because he was somehow even more ignorant than he is now. The live audience made him comparatively too self-conscious. It's where the delusion he used to be well-liked ahnline comes from. Since moving to Renton I can't think of a single aspect of his life that's actually improved. Can anyone? I guess he doesn't have to drive for 5 mins to get fast food now? Well worth the trade off.

The more he "upgrades" the shittier and more laughable the results as he continues polishing the turd that is DSPGayming. I really think years of living like this have caught up to him and he can't physically handle "playing" more than a few hours of vidya a day now, His bones ache and his eyes burn so just fucking pay him what you owe him so he can take off for the day to sit and read what alotta peepul are saying about him. Yet if you were to ask him about it he'd sit there and tell you with a straight face that things have never been better. His ability to deceive himself above all others is his one shining natural talent.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

This dude showed up not long ago to dump money into the black hole.

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https://www.youtube.com/@AlexTribell1981/

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One quick search on his name:

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https://x.com/FozzyFox81/ (alternative: https://xcancel.com/FozzyFox81/) | Archive: https://archive.is/2pNkF
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these are your only unironic fans, phil. i hope you're happy with the audience you curated

 

[San Dimas High School]

I guess either those white hot views for his first video or he knows a whale wants it and promised to deliver the kahntributions.

I think he realizes normal streamers get through games far, far, far quicker than he does added with he has absolutely nothing to talk about on his "podcast" it's just reading fast food menus and answering banal questions from the dents.

People have told him this all along but now he's struggling to retain 200 viewers on hot new releases.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Once the pig reaches his trough goal, I just tune out since he just get corny and becomes fakesydephil. Dents ruin everything.

Don't worry we are getting some salt cause he can't parry still after 20 hours

The Memology highlights at this point are the only clips of pig I still find interesting (or Kino Casino ragging on him.)

 

[shekelshoah666]

Once the pig reaches his trough goal, I just tune out since he just get corny and becomes fakesydephil. Dents ruin everything.

Don't worry we are getting some salt cause he can't parry still after 20 hours.

Legit just watched him fail the easiest most clear spell to parry multiple times in a row lmao. The timing is never different for that specific spell and always ends the same way.

 

[BlockedByDaylight]

Spoiler: Degenerate Furry Shit

It's my fault for having eyes, I guess...