Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[the khat quaffer]

This private group is a gold mine
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He has a full time [OBJ].

 

[Doctor of Autism]

"One Pride flag is one too many"

"You don't see any christian flags in the game"

"A game that kills cops and beats hookers in the back of taxi caps. Nice thing to defend. [OBJ] [OBJ]"

What a fucking baby

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Fatty tells yet another lie. He hasn't had a job in 20+ years

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Typical Jack to even get so worked up about a game he will be physically incapable of playing on account of being a gimp. His video game playing days are over but he just wants to cling on because he just has to comment on every contemporary hot topic.

Also GTA IV, if I remember correctly, had a gay character in the main story line that you had to help to progress and that game came out in 2008. I don't expect Jack to know this because all the bullshit he spouted in his early channel days about cooking like a slob in order to have more time to play video games was all larping. He just couldn't acknowledge that he is a lazy slob. I don't think there is a single video game he has played from start to finish for several decades now; he just doesn't have the mental stamina for it.

 

[The Stranger]

Also GTA IV, if I remember correctly, had a gay character in the main story line that you had to help to progress and that game came out in 2008.

I didn't play the game so idk if the main story had a gay character but I do know they went even beyond that: there was a whole expansion of the game called The Ballad of Gay Tony.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Jack to Ken on Facebook: A game that kills cops and beats hookers in the back of taxi caps. Nice thing to defend.

I'm confused. Does Jack like it or not like it when women get beat up?

• Doesn't like it: GTA6 is evil because it lets you beat up hookers
• Does like it: He cosigns Charles's edgelord belief that "equal rights" means "equal lefts"
• Doesn't like it: He STILL rants on occasion about the fact he thinks a man infiltrated women's boxing in the last Olympics, and the gold medal winner was secretly "a dude" beating up "girls"
• Does like it: "Why didn't you just punch her in the breast? That would've been more effective"

 

[AnOminous]

I didn't play the game so idk if the main story had a gay character but I do know they went even beyond that: there was a whole expansion of the game called The Ballad of Gay Tony.

I just don't know why this fat stroke-addled faggot would be expecting a vidya literally about degenerate criminals committing degenerate crimes to be wholesome somehow. The franchise with fucking Trevor in it is going to feature normies?

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

For some reason Jack invited me to the private Cooking With Jack facebook group. Apparently, to get in to the group that HE INVITES YOU TO, you have to first stroke his ego by telling him what your favorite CWJ video is.
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First post I see in it is mushbrain's attempt at some sort of political statement
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but at least we get angy Jack in the comments
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This private group is a gold mine
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He used to have a public group until he gave admin access to Bangladeshi scammers, who turned it into "Cooking With Girl" and posted porn on it. He then blamed Facebook for having a "security hole" and the group has been private ever since.

 

[souschef]

Typical Jack to even get so worked up about a game he will be physically incapable of playing on account of being a gimp. His video game playing days are over but he just wants to cling on because he just has to comment on every contemporary hot topic.

Also GTA IV, if I remember correctly, had a gay character in the main story line that you had to help to progress and that game came out in 2008. I don't expect Jack to know this because all the bullshit he spouted in his early channel days about cooking like a slob in order to have more time to play video games was all larping. He just couldn't acknowledge that he is a lazy slob. I don't think there is a single video game he has played from start to finish for several decades now; he just doesn't have the mental stamina for it.

Yeah, GTA IV had Ballad of Gay Tony where LGBT scene was the center of the plot. On the IV main one Bernie Crane was a important character who was very gay too

He'd probably screech that Luis Lopez is a "woke" character because he didn't mind be around gay people. But who am i to question Jack's moral compass. Mass killing people and running drugs is alright but god forbid being buddies with a gay character

 

[ILikeYou]

This private group is a gold mine
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I'm picturing Jack laboriously slogging through reviewing every TP and laxative purchase he makes, w/ text to speech. Just bc Amazon gives you the option to give feedback on everything doesn't mean you have to. It's a huge company that benefits from customers' reviews, and people actually often enjoy feeling like they have the ability to voice their likes and dislikes on purchases, hence all the reviews written, usually, for no real tangible benefit to them. He's such a boomer in a gen X body--well, at least chronologically, a gen X body.

 

[p1138]

I'm picturing Jack laboriously slogging through reviewing every TP and laxative purchase he makes, w/ text to speech. Just bc Amazon gives you the option to give feedback on everything doesn't mean you have to. It's a huge company that benefits from customers' reviews, and people actually often enjoy feeling like they have the ability to voice their likes and dislikes on purchases, hence all the reviews written, usually, for no real tangible benefit to them. He's such a boomer in a gen X body--well, at least chronologically, a gen X body.

It's not surprising Fatty thinks he has to review everything he gets an email or other notification for, because he falls for shitty engagement bait constantly. However there's an extra bit of stupid here that Fatty likely doesn't comprehend. Amazon has their "Vine" program where if you buy enough shit and review it, and the reviews get tagged as helpful, and amazon probably realizes you're an active social media influencer, they start sending you free shit just for the sake of reviewing but it's invite only. The problem here is that Fatty has no audience, can't write worth a shit, and probably can't get his reviews tagged by others as being helpful. Considering how dense he is, he's probably not aware or forgotten about it.

 

[Whaler]

I'm confused. Does Jack like it or not like it when women get beat up?

• Doesn't like it: GTA6 is evil because it lets you beat up hookers
• Does like it: He cosigns Charles's edgelord belief that "equal rights" means "equal lefts"
• Doesn't like it: He STILL rants on occasion about the fact he thinks a man infiltrated women's boxing in the last Olympics, and the gold medal winner was secretly "a dude" beating up "girls"
• Does like it: "Why didn't you just punch her in the breast? That would've been more effective"

Simple explanation. The Wendigo spirit respects women and doesn't think men should just be hitting women while Jack openly cheers and celebrates it. Sure the Wendigo possesses people and eats people, but there are some lines even he won't cross.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

For some reason Jack invited me to the private Cooking With Jack facebook group. Apparently, to get in to the group that HE INVITES YOU TO, you have to first stroke his ego by telling him what your favorite CWJ video is.
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First post I see in it is mushbrain's attempt at some sort of political statement
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This private group is a gold mine
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Does he not understand that the pride parade in GTA6 is a good thing…?


It’s basically a digital punching bag for people sick of tranny bullshit. You’ll be able to dropkick tranny babies in the face, crowbar trannies in the zipper tits, machine gun trannies in the gooch, drive a stolen bus over a pack of trannies, jet pack over trannies while dropping grenades, fly a plane into trannies, etc.


It’s going to be the most played feature of the game.

 

[p1138]

Does he not understand that the pride parade in GTA6 is a good thing…


It’s basically a digital punching bag for people sick of tranny bullshit. You’ll be able to dropkick tranny babies in the face, crowbar trannies in the zipper tits, machine gun trannies in to gooch, drove a stolen bus over trannies, jet pack over trannies while dropping grenades, fly a plane into trannies, etc.


It’s going to be the most played feature of the game.

He doesn't understand anything about any GTA game. He's probably the same kind of moron that thinks games like Diablo and Doom are somehow anti christian because there's pentagrams and shit on the walls, when the entire point is murdering demons.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Simple explanation. The Wendigo spirit respects women and doesn't think men should just be hitting women while Jack openly cheers and celebrates it. Sure the Wendigo possesses people and eats people, but there are some lines even he won't cross.

This is not a simple explanation at all. It is complex and full of woo.


The simple answer is that every Scalfani is gay af

 

[the khat quaffer]

Typical Jack to even get so worked up about a game he will be physically incapable of playing on account of being a gimp. His video game playing days are over

Fun fact there's a disabled Street Fighter player named Broly Legs who can play Street Fighter very well despite not having full use of his limbs due to a genetic disability. (I know nothing else of BL.) He uses the controller with his mouth. He's good enough at SF that he bested lowtiergod who is probably pretty good at Street Fighter himself, and (probably) not disabled.

Video in question:

Spoiler: LTG Insults Handicapped Player After Getting Bodied

Meanwhile, Jacko couldn't be trusted to make a grilled cheese.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

More video game rambling

HARD WORKER



So true he had to post it twice



More terrible advice



Jack is the type of christian that breeds more atheists

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I'm confused. Does Jack like it or not like it when women get beat up?

• Doesn't like it: GTA6 is evil because it lets you beat up hookers
• Does like it: He cosigns Charles's edgelord belief that "equal rights" means "equal lefts"
• Doesn't like it: He STILL rants on occasion about the fact he thinks a man infiltrated women's boxing in the last Olympics, and the gold medal winner was secretly "a dude" beating up "girls"
• Does like it: "Why didn't you just punch her in the breast? That would've been more effective"

You're expecting consistency from this faggot?

I swear he flip flops on most things depending on the situation, what he ate for breakfast and when he last took a dump.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Steak is not bad for you and is pretty healthy but it's not going to lead to lower cholesterol or reduce the plaque that's already built up in your arteries. Jack is a retard that should probably be put on statins because of him being a fat fuck who has been crippled by him being lazy and eating like shit

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

"One Pride flag is one too many"

"You don't see any christian flags in the game"

"A game that kills cops and beats hookers in the back of taxi caps. Nice thing to defend. [OBJ] [OBJ]"

What a fucking baby

wtf is a Christian Flag? I’m vexeologically vexed here. What nation would that even represent? The closest thing to a nation that I can come up with is the flag of Knights Hospitaller of Malta. And due to their communion with Rome, that wouldn’t count for Jack. (FWIW the variations of rainbow flags are meaningless, silly, (and downright ridiculous once they started adding in the tranny triangle)

Jack just wants a Gaza War version of GTA6 where instead of stealing cars, you get to drop white phosphorus on a bunch of brown children . Scalfani men are all violence-prone closeted homos.

Any smartass that responds with an Israeli flag gets a Trophy or a Moai (depending on the user)