Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Aunt Carol]

She let a pajeet take control of her computer. How and why did that happen? Did she have a problem with her laptop and got offered that solution? Did someone send her a dodgy link? JFC.

Amazing; thank you.

My favorite part of this is "Roblux." I bet he wanted to use them on his Nintento; damn kids these days!

 

[S.C.U.D.]

This was from Mastodon. She damn well knows why she's in a foul mood: She hates that she can't say 'I'm 36 years old and I don't have to shave my legs' to her parents. So punk. So anarchist.

She's sleepy and ach[e]y because she's fat, eats like shit, and sleeps like shit. How many times has she tweeted about getting up for a midnight snack this year alone?

 

[moorhen]

How and why did that happen? Did she have a problem with her laptop and got offered that solution? Did someone send her a dodgy link? JFC.

If IIRC, she got scam called by a “your pc is compromised” pajeet (could’ve also been one of those pop ups too, to be fair) and she immediately believed it and gave them remote access because she’s a Nana.
She did tweet about how Microsoft were remotely doing something to her laptop. Complete Nana behaviour.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

So why has Staph been down in the dumps and slapfighting...?
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Shaving her legs. Talk about malicious compliance... 'I hope they notice', what a child. Also lol at being scammed again, I wonder how that happened?

I still don't believe her parents are forcing her to shave her legs, it's not as if they'll literally hold her down and shave them for her if she doesn’t do it by the time they come for a visit. And why focus specifically on the legs rather than the face when she's growing a neckbeard? I can buy that people her parents' age would be all about the beauty standards even if they do call themselves progressive, but like literally any other comment that could be made towards her appearance she could merely choose to ignore it. There's just no way they're that fixated on the one part of their daughter's appearance when hairy legs are the least of their worries because even before going on the hormones she was able to grow hair there, now she's getting it on her face and torso as well. Imagine if she wore a low cut top or v-neck in her parents' presence and gave them an eyeful of bushy babblers.

Actually, do they know about the tattoo yet? It's been months since she got it, weather is getting warmer in the northern hemisphere and it's on her forearm so they're certainly going to see it if they haven't already. Maybe that'll give her something else to grumble about in her "fuck you Dad" posts.

If she took so much as a moment to step out of her echo chamber she'd know that it's agreed on these days that DSD stands for Differences of Sexual Development, not disorders, and that intersex is indeed a queer activist term used to lump people with such conditions in with the trannies when the big difference is that trooning out/turning normal parts of one sex into a nasty imitation of the other is a choice and nobody with a DSD asked to be born with misshapen genitals that don't work properly. Many people with such conditions are perfectly happy going about life without feeling the need to share pronouns and demand everybody else do the same, announce to the world what they look like naked or wave pride flags in everybody's faces.

And lol at her accusing the rando who commented of being a Zionist and antivaxxer- last I heard Staph was getting triggered over The Brown over in Palestine begging her for money and didn't want to see pics of dead brown kids on her timeline, and wanting to grow various herbs and fungi for her magickal woo rituals which is really no better than believing essential oils can cure COVID.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

This isn't really specific to Stapphy's thread, but I'm still so fascinated by how Jewish people are Schrodinger's minority for the progressive crowd. It's like it goes in and out of fashion whether antisemitism is an automatic indication that you're a whitesupremecistturbonazi, or whether you are legally obligated to shit on the Jews with things that would make a Nazi blush, but only if you specify you're calling them Zionists and not Jewish.

Fascinating.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

If IIRC, she got scam called by a “your pc is compromised” pajeet (could’ve also been one of those pop ups too, to be fair) and she immediately believed it and gave them remote access because she’s a Nana.
She did tweet about how Microsoft were remotely doing something to her laptop. Complete Nana behaviour.

To say that she posted this yesterday, after she admitted she got scammed AGAIN, I assume that she fell for the same scam. She never learns.

Actually, do they know about the tattoo yet? It's been months since she got it, weather is getting warmer in the northern hemisphere and it's on her forearm so they're certainly going to see it if they haven't already. Maybe that'll give her something else to grumble about in her "fuck you Dad" posts

She mentioned shortly after she got the tattoo she showed her parents and they didn't have much to say about it. I bet she was disappointed by their indifference.

One of the Tumblr call out blogs have obviously been reading here, because they have mentioned her new Tumblr name. For fucks sake, don't scare her off. There are some new call outs on the riseofthewombwizard blog.

One was this:

I don't remember this bit of lore.

Staph Blue Sky update:

Sounds like you actually agree with it.

 

[glass_houses]

Sounds like you actually agree with it.

If she were a real anarchist, she'd sneak down in the middle of the night with a crowbar liberated from some capitalist bourgeoisie pig, pry off the locks and bolts, and invite her fellow anarchist disabled nonconformists straight back inside.

Fellow sneeders, I am beginning to suspect that Staph isn't actually an anarchist, and that she may in fact be... a pouser.

 

[DatBepisTho]

If they were that loud and obnoxious, wouldn't Staph have been the first to notice they were gone? Or even a general shift in the vibes/feel of the place?

She must never go outside just to be outside.
Even just carrying out the trash or hitting up the mailbox would have given her an opportunity to learn this info before the cleaningfather showed up.

Spoiler: Evicted neighbor talk

I knew when my methhead neighbors were evicted, because I watched their landlord take both the deadbolt + the knob off the front door. Originally had gone out to check my mail and instead received a cherished memory of seeing karma in action.

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

I doubt she would follow through with that prayer.

too busy crying about her legs that she forgot to pray to pussy

 

[BoobWhiskers]

She must never go outside just to be outside.
Even just carrying out the trash or hitting up the mailbox would have given her an opportunity to learn this info before the cleaningfather showed up.

That was my first thought too. It's spring heading into summer, I thought our diligent druid boxxy was spending every spare moment outside? She didnt notice this until her dad came to clean up after his retard child?

 

[DatBepisTho]

That was my first thought too. It's spring heading into summer, I thought our diligent druid boxxy was spending every spare moment outside? She didnt notice this until her dad came to clean up after his retard child?

She would have heard them screaming about the eviction prior, too, if they were as loud as she said they were.

Spring and autumn are the best times, but Staph's just wishing her life away a season at a time (as another kiwi up thread pointed out.)

I get that's what you do when you're 12, 15, etc ... but this woman is pushing 40.

 

[often puzzled]

If IIRC, she got scam called by a “your pc is compromised” pajeet (could’ve also been one of those pop ups too, to be fair) and she immediately believed it and gave them remote access because she’s a Nana.
She did tweet about how Microsoft were remotely doing something to her laptop. Complete Nana behaviour.

She did, and that means this isn't even the first time this has happened. Many of us who computer-wrangle for older relatives have successfully taught them not to fall for this kind of thing, and it's amazing that she can't seem to spot scams. She doesn't even fall for creative or original scams, just the most stereotypical sort of computer scams and the most predictable sort of trashy neighbor stuff.

Actually, do they know about the tattoo yet? It's been months since she got it, weather is getting warmer in the northern hemisphere and it's on her forearm so they're certainly going to see it if they haven't already. Maybe that'll give her something else to grumble about in her "fuck you Dad" posts.

I'd completely forgotten the tattoo. It's odd that she so seldom mentions it. It reminds me of how she seldom mentions her cringey German after seeing him in concert.

If she were a real anarchist, she'd sneak down in the middle of the night with a crowbar liberated from some capitalist bourgeoisie pig, pry off the locks and bolts, and invite her fellow anarchist disabled nonconformists straight back inside.

New book installment: Spudlet and the Squatters.

It's also wild (to me) that she missed an eviction. A self-respecting nana would never miss such an event (and neither would I, tbh).

 

[brooky]

She doesn't even fall for creative or original scams, just the most stereotypical sort of computer scams and the most predictable sort of trashy neighbor stuff.

She also never seems to feel embarrassed. Just mad at the scammers, or mad at the inconvenience.

I've helped my share of Boomers out of computer scams and they always blame themselves more than they blame the scammer. Like, we all know the scammer is scum. "How could I be so stupid?" is the more pressing question.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Stop being a dick online, then you wouldn't get what you think is rejection sensitivity disorder, aka guilt with a fancy name.


Says the one who writes alt text that conveys fuck all to blind people. For example...


Why do we need to know what's in the background? I guess we wouldn't know how cool she is for having a 'pagan altar.' I love how she said 'upholstered couch' and not just 'couch.' She could have said what colour it is.


Do your own research, lazy witch.


Just say the edgy ones.


Fucking disrespectful.


Great, a whole thread to validate her selfish behaviour.


I love how she uses her viking larp Facebook account to call people out. I thought you were against doxxing and harassing people, Yarrow?


Oh nana... Are you for fucking real.

ETA: Continued Reddit post. She instantly gets defensive, gets her comment and the thread downvoted. Classic behaviour.


Thank you to whoever made me True & Honest. That's very kind of you.

 

[squidward tentacles]

Just say the edgy ones.

If I am recalling my Egyptian mythology correctly, isn't Sekhmet the one who went on a murder rampage until they dyed some beer red to make it look like blood and she got trashed enough to stop killing everyone?

But you know. Helping the outsider.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

I love how she uses her viking larp Facebook account to call people out. I thought you were against doxxing and harassing people, Yarrow?

Jesus Christ, she's going for the low-hanging fruit...obvious meth addicts.

 

[Pee Your Pants]

Holy shit. Stop letting this person into your apartment. She's in real fucking danger if she finds that kind of behaviour 'endearing.'

In reply to someone else talking about homophobia:

No one asked, but thanks for the life story, I guess.

 

[pink cigarettes]

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Holy shit. Stop letting this person into your apartment. She's in real fucking danger if she finds that kind of behaviour 'endearing.'

In reply to someone else talking about homophobia:
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No one asked, but thanks for the life story, I guess.

Stephanie, a drunk hanging out in your apartment in not "bizarre," nor is it "endearing." It's simply the kind of thing that happens when you're known to be incredibly naive and the local addicts are aware they can do whatever they want around you and to you.

And of course, the advice of other smug know-it-alls who are politically aligned with ol "Yarrow" is to merely check and see if this person is in the appropriate position to not suffocate on vomit. No real advice, like "are you okay? Do you regularly have intoxicated people wandering into your unsecured apartment?"

These people wouldn't give you actual counsel as to how to deal with junkies, they'd just shame you for not having enough Narcan. Congratulations, Stephanie, for years you FA with ideology, now you're slowly but surely FO.

 

[Dingleberry Inhaler]

Can't wait until Jay inevitably becomes an angry drunk seeing how the pooner is an ex convict if I am remembering correctly! Stephanie is so obviously new poor it hurts, she has never dealt with low income areas and the ilk that pollutes it. I would be a lot more concerned for her if she didn't deserve it, all my pity goes to her parents that will have to come clean up any messes she gets into.

 

[glass_houses]

Can't wait until Jay inevitably becomes an angry drunk seeing how the pooner is an ex convict if I am remembering correctly! Stephanie is so obviously new poor it hurts, she has never dealt with low income areas and the ilk that pollutes it. I would be a lot more concerned for her if she didn't deserve it, all my pity goes to her parents that will have to come clean up any messes she gets into.

There's the poor who are merely unfortunate and hang grimly onto respectability no matter how hard life beats the shit out of them, and then there's the scum who've napalmed every single bridge and opportunity that they've ever had and ever will again. Even with all the drama with the addicts downstairs, Staph still can't tell the difference even though she's one of the later. Even my particularly speddy friends eventually realised that it was safer to just assume everyone with a substance abuse problem was dangerous because their impairments meant that they didn't have the ability to judge case by case, and it was easier and safer to just to shut that door completely. Even a friendly drunk has unfriendly friends.

Staph truly doesn't learn.