Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 34 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 440 9.9%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 120 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 146 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,692 38.1%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,008 45.2%

  • Total voters
    4,440
proudly announcing how he will never work with them again
Well if he doesn't make games I guess technically he won't work with them ever again...

This was an 11 hour stream?
Look I don't know much about this stuff, but it just looks like he's typing in notepad descriptions. I don't think that's how coding works.
It looks like he's making descriptive text for items.
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He then proceeds to spend the rest of the stream slightly modifying the hunting profession in his Minecraft MMO with the 1337 green on black hacker coding. In the end accomplishing next to nothing, if he works at this pace all the time it's no wonder Heartbound is taking so long.
Also, heartbound is just him, while he has atleast 1 actual employee working on the Minecraft server.
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Look I don't know much about this stuff, but it just looks like he's typing in notepad descriptions. I don't think that's how coding works.
It looks like he's making descriptive text for items.
This guy is tasked with actually implementing all of Mald's vision, hence why Mald is responsible for the "balance changes" in notepad. Dude is making the mods and UI for everything lmao, and ensuring that his minecraft server gets ported to a new version. Which btw, started on the 1st and still hasn't been completed.

It's essentially a race between jake the jannie on minecraft and mald on heartbound for who can actually put out an update first, but this jannie probably has mald beat by content size.

Also that timelapse is hilarious, in the time where his screen is solely focused on the mod he doesn't change a single thing
 
Well if he doesn't make games I guess technically he won't work with them ever again...

This was an 11 hour stream?
Look I don't know much about this stuff, but it just looks like he's typing in notepad descriptions. I don't think that's how coding works.
It looks like he's making descriptive text for items.
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These are basically just giant lists of variables stored in text files. The game will parse the file and load all the variables as necessary.
 
He's going to twitchcon(probably for networking), but they'll probably(and tbf, as much as I hate him, they should) provide him with a safe space where only his subs can interact with him.

So I imagine his next crashout will be someone analysing his fraudulent gameplay(esp blue prince, which has already had several clips) or him getting pissed off during a collab/podcast.
 
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(like someone calling him a roach)
Someone offhandedly says something like "you like ferrets very much, don't you", Mald takes this as the person calling him a ferret fucker (when in reality it's just small talk, but he probably *is* a ferret fucker), and starts throwing around his usual "hope it was worth it" Internet tough guy talk, then (and this is the most important part) refuses to admit he misunderstood, X-tuples down and leaves never to attend again :optimistic:
 
My guess is Jason will get asspats at a relatively uneventful Twitchcon, but the peanut gallery will comment about the irony of the "face of game dev on Twitch" having fewer released games in his lifetime than notable spergouts in the last 12 months. If one of those comments starts getting popular, he'll have no choice but to defend his honor- after all, he's already tried ignoring it and that didn't work.
He may even drag Primeagen and Theo into it since they chimed in during SKG and all often hang out at events.
 
My guess is Jason will get asspats at a relatively uneventful Twitchcon, but the peanut gallery will comment about the irony of the "face of game dev on Twitch" having fewer released games in his lifetime than notable spergouts in the last 12 months. If one of those comments starts getting popular, he'll have no choice but to defend his honor- after all, he's already tried ignoring it and that didn't work.
He may even drag Primeagen and Theo into it since they chimed in during SKG and all often hang out at events.
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Depends on how he can keep to an update schedule for his game at this point.
He's going to twitchcon
Looks like because he's going to twitchcon he should be releasing the next Heartbound update sometime before May 31st. Unless he uses it as another excuse to delay the update.

Irate software absolutely felted by smug anime reaction images.

Nigger has the most newfag reaction images I've ever seen, ironically some of his favorites being an angry dwarf writing out his list of grudges and "you're not as clever as you think you are", but never forget that he alone is as clever as he thinks he is because these are his ultra secure passwords that he hides with stenography.
 
Has anyone talked about how Kiwi Farms is banned in the UK which is a huge fraction of Jason's audience? Also that troll therapy session he did with Dr K was fucking hilarious I hope he does more.
That explains it. I've heard that there are no even passable programmers in the UK. So to them he's possibly doing magic while to anyone of any technical ability he's quite literally constantly bragging while doing arduous work modifying config files. Brother could not into *nix other than some retard-tier stuff like Ubuntu that handles everything for you and gives you a normal-esque desktop. He's quite literally from what I've seen barely at the level of outsourced Indians I've been forced to work with. His head would explode if he had to do any serious technical lifting, the sheer technical debt would cause a gravity collapse into black hole where the ferret asshole obsessed brain formerly existed.
 
"I just have like hundreds of weird images from the internet" Wow Jason you're probably the first person to think of that! Probably could invent some sort of image based message board to share those epic maymays in.
"And I save them on USB if my computer ever dies I still have them" Nigger cannot resist bragging and 1-upping you even on the totally irrelevant metric of storage of reaction pngs. Like, "Sorry IDIOT TROLL but if you're still saving your australian mango orchard images to C you're so fucking lost and stupid we don't even know how to help you". This guy is so unreal.
 
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I've heard that there are no even passable programmers in the UK.
Everybody moves away because the wages are so shit here compared to in the US or even more or less anywhere else in the world. I'm talking like half the wage in a country where the cost of living is skyrocketing with no end in sight. That said, I have worked with some very fine people, it just so happens that most of them were Eastern European.
 
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