Lord Frogmire Appreciation Thread - The Better Brother (Formerly Known as Synthetic Man Appreciation Thread) - Might have an account here

[PunishedNoodle]

God, Synth if you are reading this, post an address and the following quote three times: "My birthright as an American is the open highway" and a man in a V8 with a ski mask will appear on the next full moon to teach you to drive stick before disappearing back into the aether.

I don't trust a man who doesn't appreciate cars.

This is also why Synth 'wants' a downy GF, she would never defy him in any meaningful way.

He doesn't like not being in control. He silences people on a whim on YouTube but can't over here; That's why he "supposedly" stopped reading this thread.

Things aren't looking good for Synthy, we may actually be seeing him commit career suicide this year.

I don't know about that but:

he sees the worst aspects of himself in his chat (gooners, misogynists, etc)

Knowing that he's got 0 experience with women, why does(or did?) he hold a grudge against them? He could rant about them for hours on end with strong conviction.

You're banned buddy

I feel like Synth doesn't want to ban all the memorable Synthcels cuz it'll turn them into martyrs.

 

[Butcha Brahmin]

1080p archives up. Be sure to check the Playlist if you need the videos in chronological order.

Chillin' [Ninja Gaiden Sigma [Part 5] | Breakers | DOOM: The Dark Ages [Part 4]]​

https://odysee.com/@SyntheticManHolodiscs:2/Chillin'--Ninja-Gaiden-Sigma-DOOM-The-Dark-Ages:4

"""Work Stream""" [DOOM: The Dark Ages [Part 5]]​

https://odysee.com/@SyntheticManHolodiscs:2/Work-Stream--DOOM-The-Dark-Ages:8

Playlist
https://odysee.com/$/playlist/7b122f358eab8cad68388fd3a3bfb81df5202569

 

[00R-Gundam]

Okay so assuming Synth moves out to an apartment, how will he survive? To my knowledge he doesnt own a vehicle, doesnt know how to cook and is a fucking shut-in. What about washing his clothes? He wouldnt survive on his own since he lacks basic skills. Oh god imagine how dirty that place will be and disorganized.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

I'm trying to gauge this guy's competency, so I figured you guys would know. Could Synth handle playing a game like La Mulana? Would he have the patience to solve actual puzzles, or would he rely on chat and walkthroughs to hold his hand? Would he be able to adapt to unique jumping mechanics, or would he bitch and moan? Maybe La Mulana is too obscure, I dunno, but I was just curious what the fans would say.

 

[Tablet County]

People hate Egad because he's a faggot.

Ftfy

 

[PunishedNoodle]

Okay so assuming Synth moves out to an apartment, how will he survive? To my knowledge he doesnt own a vehicle, doesnt know how to cook and is a fucking shut-in. What about washing his clothes? He wouldnt survive on his own since he lacks basic skills. Oh god imagine how dirty that place will be and disorganized.

Canned chicken for daysssss

 

[00R-Gundam]

I'm trying to gauge this guy's competency, so I figured you guys would know. Could Synth handle playing a game like La Mulana? Would he have the patience to solve actual puzzles, or would he rely on chat and walkthroughs to hold his hand? Would he be able to adapt to unique jumping mechanics, or would he bitch and moan? Maybe La Mulana is too obscure, I dunno, but I was just curious what the fans would say.

With his zoomer attention span and him being the son of Dsp. I dont think he would enjoy playing the game and would complain about it, unless something really grips him he wont play that shit beyond the fiest stream and will be inevitably replaced by either Doomer Hour or Breakers.

 

[InfiniteGodmode]

Okay so assuming Synth moves out to an apartment, how will he survive? To my knowledge he doesnt own a vehicle, doesnt know how to cook and is a fucking shut-in. What about washing his clothes? He wouldnt survive on his own since he lacks basic skills. Oh god imagine how dirty that place will be and disorganized.

As much as Synth sort of amuses me, I do hope that this will force him to get his shit together.

 

[RYANSMOOGMA]

Would he be able to adapt to unique jumping mechanics, or would he bitch and moan?

Did you see the Tomb Raider stream?

 

[Fox Girl Enjoyer]

I find it funny that Synth is shooting himself in the foot so much. Once your stream numbers start falling off who are you going to turn to? Lolicons, Kirsche's fanbase? Don't forget he's also shadow banned. He's burnt every bridge with almost every anti-woke grifter after the Mauler fiasco and everyone on his side rn has a much smaller fanbase than him. You're a containment channel Synth. Once you start expelling the people who you contain there isn't really a purpose for you.

IF they start falling off

A lot of people here were saying that Synth was going to start declining because of the banning and simping but it didn't happen. If he Streams Monday or Tuesday and gets the same amount of views as last time, what then? When is the decline actually gonna happen? I think the truth is most of his fans don't care and might even agree that he has annoying parasocial fans. Puar is Sexy is going out of style because no one asked him to play Synth's PR manager.

Maybe it will happen this time, but it feels like a lot of people on the farms want to count chickens before they hatch.

 

[Hyperbolic Steroids]

I have heard the myth of the traditonal slavic woman meme repeated over and over again but I have never seen it. While I was in belarus I saw plenty of them dating forigeners. If anything from my experience they have way lower demands of you as a man then western women do and are easier to get with.

I'm sure there's probably a handful of women there that are seeking to leave the place and therefore any man with a chance of providing them with a greencard will be clung on to for dear life. If you really wanted to dispute the "traditional Slavic woman meme" you could have attached maybe some statistics on their abortion rates (which according to the WHO are less than the rates in the UK, Sweden and Spain). These work better in Slavic nations however because they're usually a lot more monoethnic than the Sweden and UK examples which are being slightly bolstered by the migrants with access to free health care.

They grew up during the fall of the USSR

Coby was born around 1995 and with how he jokes about "hagmaxxing" I'm not sure if he's considering anyone that even "grew up" in the decade and a half post collapse. Reminder that the USSR fell in 1991 officially and someone that's 25 would be born in 2000. I'm sure there were still people that were suffering during that timeline but almost 9 years post collapse you'd have to think some of the families were starting to move on.

I made a similar comment once. A lot of tradcath/orthodox wannabes wanna get with a trad girl but lack actual trad qualities where it counts. I can confirm that Russian women(at least those 30 and up) are more traditional when it comes to gender roles and expect accordingly. The younger generation however is getting quite progressive.

I think some guys are hoping that the woman will set their sense of purpose in motion and give them the motivation to start actually holding to the things they idealize in their heads. As for women 30 and under I'm not sure where their standards truly lie. For a Slavic woman looking to escape her hell hole (read: gold digger like mentioned a few times in the chain) then she might put up with a "man" that can provide some comfort and a way out.

Synth and Null are both in this quadrant somewhere I swear, right down to their family histories it makes sense.

I thought it was funny how similar Null and Synth are too on just a surface level. Both are mother hating chuddy streamers that had some proclivities towards gay anime characters that are surrounded in drama. Synth is still a momma's boy though so the similarities end right about there.

Just stream it on Rumble.

Synth's cope is that Rumble already has the chuds on there and he's interested in converting the normies. An odd tactic considering that during his streams he often works towards alienating a large portion of the "normalfags" in his audience anyways.

It was Dead Internet Despot with the futa stuff

Ptolemy also sounded a little uncomfortable but they blew through it and didn't linger very long if my memory serves. I must say that the futa stuff is the most annoying part of Chudcast with guests. For someone that talks about humiliation rituals so often in modern gaming you wouldn't think that he would be revealing this super embarrassing gooner shit to everyone he meets. I thought it was funny when Sven gave him a big, "Really? I didn't know that about you." when Synth brought it up to him. His own mouth is revealing more to people he interacts with than this thread or his chat does.

 

[Seared Strawberry]

Coby was born around 1995 and with how he jokes about "hagmaxxing" I'm not sure if he's considering anyone that even "grew up" in the decade and a half post collapse. Reminder that the USSR fell in 1991 officially and someone that's 25 would be born in 2000. I'm sure there were still people that were suffering during that timeline but almost 9 years post collapse you'd have to think some of the families were starting to move on.

If someone was born from 1985-1995 I'd say that that was the collapse of the former USSR. It ended in 91, ya but there was a lot of fallout even after 95. But to put a pin on it I'd put it in that decade.

Edit: I was intimidated by your text wall so I missed something, ya him dating down in age isn't a requirement for him supposedly anymore. Less than a month ago it was but it isn't anymore supposedly, I forget what the two qualifiers were.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

I've seen plenty of people torpedo their career into the trash in a fraction the time it took to build it up, yet it still amazes me how fast it can happen. 5 year career going down the drain in...what, a month? All because of a single jewish ham beast slam piggy troontuber who just so happened to be a gurl talked to him once. All Synth needed to do was nothing and never interact with anyone against him like he did when Deadname Domain make his "hit piece" on him, even when that faggot Moist brought it traction nothing happen. Like a river flowing around a stone, because petty drama is a two player game.
Kane, Type2, whoever else, don't do anything retarded because I'm running out of noticers who aren't grifters.

 

[PunishedNoodle]

If he Streams Monday or Tuesday and gets the same amount of views as last time, what then?

There's a big chunk of people watching waiting for new developments with the drama, just give it time.

 

[The Last Stand]

Synth's cope is that Rumble already has the chuds on there and he's interested in converting the normies. An odd tactic considering that during his streams he often works towards alienating a large portion of the "normalfags" in his audience anyways.

That doesn't make any sense. Convert them into what, futa enjoyers that live at home? Most of the comments on his videos are of people that already agree with him.

 

[Fox Girl Enjoyer]

There's a big chunk of people watching waiting for new developments with the drama, just give it time.

TWO MORE WEEKS!!!
I don't think the group that wants to alog him is that big tbh

 

[Tablet County]

TWO MORE WEEKS!!!
I don't think the group that wants to alog him is that big tbh

Never ever say something this arrogant. It urges people, a-log or otherwise, to want to prove you wrong out of sheer spite.

 

[Hyperbolic Steroids]

Less than a month ago it was but it isn't anymore supposedly, I forget what the two qualifiers were.

I didn't catch that myself but if I had to guess one of them is probably a "no kids" clause as his disapproval of single mothers was pretty recent. For the '85-'95 thing I agree. I was thinking more that someone born in 2000 didn't really experience the aftermath of the collapse first hand but it'd certainly have affected their parents which feeds back into your first point.

That doesn't make any sense. Convert them into what, futa enjoyers that live at home? Most of the comments on his videos are of people that already agree with him.

I think he was hoping to catch people who "couldn't quite put their finger" on why modern video games suck. I'm sure in his streams he probably elaborates on this more, it's just something I remembered him mentioning when Rumble and Odysee were brought up before. He's such a lazy bastard that he gave up on his Odysee I believe after it had one sync error for new video uploads.

 

[Seared Strawberry]

I almost wanted to start gaylogging but... sadly I don't have that much time.

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

TWO MORE WEEKS!!!
I don't think the group that wants to alog him is that big tbh

"Two more weeks to flatten the curb just two more weeks and everything will be okay! We'll be able to go back to watching a streamer that thinks we're all pathetic, parasociel psychos!"