Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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Sperg Spectating said:
So why do you want to fuck a dog?
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You see a dog in him? Interesting, tell me more.
Tablet County said:
When your mother comes and beats you with her chancla does making fun of her for doing it stop the pain?
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When your mother comes and beats you with her chancla, does making fun of her for doing it stop the pain?*

I wonder when you'll notice I'm not taking you seriously.
 
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"Claudio wants to have gay anal sex with a cartoon dog who is approximately the same maturity level as a 15 year old human."
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
In fact, since you love wasting your time, check this out:

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www.destructoid.com
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Mierda a nadie le importa Entusiasta.webp
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
You see a dog in him? Interesting, tell me more.
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What, he's a lion or some shit? Whatever it is, it's still obviously not human.
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E: Wait a minute Claudio, isn't your OC that you've written smut of also a lion? Curious. You seem to have a type.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
"Claudio wants to have gay anal sex with a cartoon dog who is approximately the same maturity level as a 15 year old human."
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📝 Huh, looks like le almighty chuddy people here appear to lack perception of time. They... believe that living 15 years has no difference with 54 years in terms of experience. Interesting behavior.

Sperg Spectating said:
What, he's a lion or some shit? Whatever it is, it's still obviously not human.
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You are too retarded to be considered human, and I wouldn't call women zoophiles for fucking you.
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Huh, looks like le almighty chuddy people here appear to lack perception of time. They... believe that living 15 years has no difference with 54 years in terms of experience. Interesting behavior.
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So would you argue that it's okay to fuck a 1000 year old dragon who is just in the body of a child?
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
📝 Huh, looks like le almighty chuddy people here appear to lack perception of time. They... believe that 15 years being alive has no difference than 54. Interesting behavior.
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📝Fascinating. The subject appears to be completely devoid of banter. I've never seen a subject be this auraless and gay before.
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
You are too retarded to be considered human
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Watch out @Sperg Spectating he's tryna justify getting that ass!
 
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
When your mother comes and beats you with her chancla, does making fun of her for doing it stop the pain?*
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A missing comma. No one besides English teachers and publishers care about stuff like that. As far as I'm aware, no one is submitting this thread for a Pulitzer.
I do suppose, however, that an English lesson is order. Before you criticize others for their inability to speak English, consider the following:

Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
Curiouser and curiouser...
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"Curiouser" is not a real word. You can't attach suffixes to curious because it's already a complex word. Curio (something considered novel, rare, or bizarre) + -ous (full of). A grammatically correct way of saying this would be "Very Interesting..."
 
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Tablet County said:
Fascinating. The subject appears to be completely devoid of banter.
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📝They are onto me, they are stealing my gimmick.
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
So would you argue that it's okay to fuck a 1000 year old dragon who is just in the body of a child?
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That logic would work in other cases, but it doesn't in this one.

I'll let you find out why by yourself.
 
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
By the way, uh... I don't know why are you guys even looking at stuff I left behind, where it belongs.
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Because you said this:
Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
You literally said participanting. How is favoriting shit participating? I am still waiting for an example.
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Claudio Hernández Castañeda said:
When your mother comes and beats you with her chancla, does making fun of her for doing it stop the pain?*
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Your mom should have beaten you harder.
 
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