Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Sperg Spectating]

Sorry, I had a giggle reading that. Keep being a dumbass.

In fact, since you love wasting your time, check this out:

https://www.destructoid.com/square-enix-shares-some-final-fantasy-7-valentines-cards-ahead-of-rebirth/

So why do you want to fuck a dog?

e: Sorry, I mean "53X" because you're autistic about the exact details.

 

[Tablet County]

Sorry, I had a giggle reading that. Keep being a dumbass.

When your mother comes and beats you with her chancla does making fun of her for doing it stop the pain?

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

So why do you want to fuck a dog?

You see a dog in him? Interesting, tell me more.

When your mother comes and beats you with her chancla does making fun of her for doing it stop the pain?

When your mother comes and beats you with her chancla, does making fun of her for doing it stop the pain?*

I wonder when you'll notice I'm not taking you seriously.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Quick poll, what part of this factually true statement is the most disturbing?

"Claudio wants to have gay anal sex with a cartoon dog who is approximately the same maturity level as a 15 year old human."

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

In fact, since you love wasting your time, check this out:

https://www.destructoid.com/square-enix-shares-some-final-fantasy-7-valentines-cards-ahead-of-rebirth/

 

[Sperg Spectating]

You see a dog in him? Interesting, tell me more.

What, he's a lion or some shit? Whatever it is, it's still obviously not human.


E: Wait a minute Claudio, isn't your OC that you've written smut of also a lion? Curious. You seem to have a type.

 

[Tablet County]

When your mother comes and beats you with her chancla, does making fun of her for doing it stop the pain?*

I'm guessing this means "no".

What, he's a lion or some shit? Whatever it is, it's still obviously not human.
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E: Wait a minute Claudio, isn't your OC that you've written smut of also a lion? Curious. You seem to have a type.

Not beating the "raped a cat" allegations.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

E: Wait a minute Claudio, isn't your OC that you've written smut of also a lion? Curious. You seem to have a type.

Lions. Members of the Felidae family. Just like...
Cats

 

[Tablet County]

I wonder when you'll notice I'm not taking you seriously.

>he doesn't know

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

"Claudio wants to have gay anal sex with a cartoon dog who is approximately the same maturity level as a 15 year old human."

Huh, looks like le almighty chuddy people here appear to lack perception of time. They... believe that living 15 years has no difference with 54 years in terms of experience. Interesting behavior.

What, he's a lion or some shit? Whatever it is, it's still obviously not human.

You are too retarded to be considered human, and I wouldn't call women zoophiles for fucking you.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Huh, looks like le almighty chuddy people here appear to lack perception of time. They... believe that living 15 years has no difference with 54 years in terms of experience. Interesting behavior.

So would you argue that it's okay to fuck a 1000 year old dragon who is just in the body of a child?

 

[Sperg Spectating]

You are too retarded to be considered human

Then explain to me, how is that animal a human?

 

[Tablet County]

Huh, looks like le almighty chuddy people here appear to lack perception of time. They... believe that 15 years being alive has no difference than 54. Interesting behavior.

Fascinating. The subject appears to be completely devoid of banter. I've never seen a subject be this auraless and gay before.

You are too retarded to be considered human

Watch out @Sperg Spectating he's tryna justify getting that ass!

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

When your mother comes and beats you with her chancla, does making fun of her for doing it stop the pain?*

A missing comma. No one besides English teachers and publishers care about stuff like that. As far as I'm aware, no one is submitting this thread for a Pulitzer.
I do suppose, however, that an English lesson is order. Before you criticize others for their inability to speak English, consider the following:

Curiouser and curiouser...

"Curiouser" is not a real word. You can't attach suffixes to curious because it's already a complex word. Curio (something considered novel, rare, or bizarre) + -ous (full of). A grammatically correct way of saying this would be "Very Interesting..."

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Fascinating. The subject appears to be completely devoid of banter.

They are onto me, they are stealing my gimmick.

So would you argue that it's okay to fuck a 1000 year old dragon who is just in the body of a child?

That logic would work in other cases, but it doesn't in this one.

I'll let you find out why by yourself.

 

[Tablet County]

"Curiouser" is not a real word. You can't attack suffixes to curious because it's already a complex word. Curio (something considered novel, rare, or bizarre) + -ous (full of). A grammatically correct way of saying this would be "Very Interesting..."

That's a reference to Alice in Wonderland though innit?

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

By the way, uh... I don't know why are you guys even looking at stuff I left behind, where it belongs.

Because you said this:

You literally said participanting. How is favoriting shit participating? I am still waiting for an example.

When your mother comes and beats you with her chancla, does making fun of her for doing it stop the pain?*

Your mom should have beaten you harder.

 

[Tablet County]

They are onto me, they are stealing my gimmick.

Subject is attempting to not be a fag, but it seems to have failed.

That logic would work in other cases, but it doesn't in this one.

I'll let you find out why by yourself.

Well according to my extensive research what you said is bullshit and there is no differentiating factor.
Prognosis:

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

...Oh my fucking god.



At least this confirms you do not read books at all. Thanks!

Your mom should have beaten you harder.

You speak this from experience? Lame, she should have murdered your ass though.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

They are onto me, they are stealing my gimmick.

Why are you writing your reports in the gringo language? Mexico is suffering extreme brain drain due to all of the smart people moving to the United States. Be a patriot and use tu lengua materna

pendejo