DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Cucktry Roads]

Yep, last minute whale mary $60 tip and Lance dumped 60 bucks of subs.

 

[#lurker]

So he gets handed free content with RTU, could have played into it and got some easy no-effort drama, but instead he says "no, I'm going to be eating instead". Amazing. And he wonders why nobody watches.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Just last week peepol talked about his weird insistence on pretending to be an OG of everything and now he claimed that he ate at the sandwich shahp that Subway turned into despite the fact that the sandwich shahp rebranded to Subway 10 years before he was even born
If he ever D'VOURS wienerschnitzels he's gonna claim he first ate them together with emperor Franz Joseph at his palace at Schönbrunn.

Also, him crashing out, nitpicking and karening out over every minor thing was to be expected, just a reminder that he has a blood feud and a Warhammer Fantasy dwarf-tier grudge against Subway. I remember a few times he would gravedance on Subway whenever he read an article about them doing poorly. If you wonder why he hates Subway so much, it's because he wanted to do one of the first DSP Tries Its on some time limited sandwich they were offering at the time but when he showed up at his local franchise they didn't have it, then he called and karen'd out at the franchisee and according to piggy the franchisee was extremely rude and disrespectful.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

You know shit's rough when you have to bring in DSP is the Goat to save the business


E: He's milking the Subway DSP tries it, look at 600 total views

Spoiler: Autistic Rant

Holy fuck can this nigger shut the fuck up about fucking Subway? Yes, everyone knows it's shit, it's Subway, that's why you go out to other places. Case in point: I was on a trip to Phoenix over the weekend and went to this place called Capriotti's because I was hungry. They had a variety of hot and cold sandwiches, all made (cooked if hot) right in front of you, and the Wagyu Cheesesteak I got was amazing.
As a supposed sandwich connoisseur how Phil doesn't know this is beyond me. You don't go to Subway because it's good, you go because it's 3pm and you want to pretend you're going to be healthy after a lengthy hangover.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Yep, last minute whale mary $60 tip and Lance dumped 60 bucks of subs.

Wait so he hit the goal? At the end of the Raw Phil VOD he was at $81. Did this happen during daily wrap?

You know shit's rough when you have to bring in DSP is the Goat to save the business
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Jax also tipped but maybe it’s a sock of his. More likely a fake tip but aren’t those usually larger?

 

[Niggernerd]

Its pretty wild retards get hyped at the idea DSP is gonna eat for them. How is that a goal that always ends up being hit lmao

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Wait so he hit the goal? At the end of the Raw Phil VOD he was at $81. Did this happen during daily wrap?

Jax also tipped but maybe it’s a sock of his. More likely a fake tip but aren’t those usually larger?

No it was at the end of the raw stream. After he ended gameplay then started doing "Last chance now...."

Its pretty wild retards got hyped at the idea DSP is gonna eat for them. How is that a goal that always ends up being hit lmao

 

[#lurker]

Just last week peepol talked about his weird insistence on pretending to be an OG of everything and now he claimed that he ate at the sandwich shahp that Subway turned into despite the fact that the sandwich shahp rebranded to Subway 10 years before he was even born
If he ever D'VOURS wienerschnitzels he's gonna claim he first ate them together with emperor Franz Joseph at his palace at Schönbrunn.

Also, him crashing out, nitpicking and karening out over every minor thing was to be expected, just a reminder that he has a blood feud and a Warhammer Fantasy dwarf-tier grudge against Subway. I remember a few times he would gravedance on Subway whenever he read an article about them doing poorly. If you wonder why he hates Subway so much, it's because he wanted to do one of the first DSP Tries Its on some time limited sandwich they were offering at the time but when he showed up at his local franchise they didn't have it, then he called and karen'd out at the franchisee and according to piggy the franchisee was extremely rude and disrespectful.

I always wonder if liars like this psyop themselves into believing it, or if they know they are full of shit.

 

[Balr0g]

E: He's milking the Subway DSP tries it, look at 600 total views

He is milking a SANDWICH

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

I always wonder if liars like this psyop themselves into believing it, or if they know they are full of shit.

Both

Somehow I think he deluded himself into believing his own lies about being an OG of everything.

And for what ? Just to brag to retards on the internet.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

ALT said I think it was earlier this week that he thought about skipping shows cause the pre-stream has been so boring. The thing is is that Phil is not doing the podcast a few days this week and we don't know why. I think Phil's figured out a few things

1)The 30-60 mins of Q&A a day is fucking ridiculous.

2)Phil used to get majority of his money during the podcast, now its last minute whale marys, which is why he's pulling away from the podcast.

I'm barely watching re-streams at the moment since he's so boring and every stream is being saved by a single whale that I'm just catching the clip channels.

Just gotta keep in mind Phil never swaps shit around unless he already has something planned, like arranged whaling.

You see games get swapped from day/night sometimes, in this particular instance, Blue Prince, because of a Euro Dent being able to show up. Friday Night Fights were a regular because of Jaxx, and Gametrekker was all over SF6 when it was fresh so it was constant SF6 streams.

So I think he's skippin prestreams on peculiar days because of money promises. Phil never just switches things up unless he has things set.

This man is ran by these demented idiots giving him money.

 

[RougeRed]

dsp is financially fucked inevitably. The amount of content we will witness with not only him, but other lolcows etc when they all lose there asses will be amazing af. Just watch. Im well off and i will lose my ass but it will be way after fucks like dsp and wings, thats forsure.


he isnt getting away with anything lmfaooooo. Going into bankruptcy in the middle of a financial and currency collapse is something you cant comeback from. not surprising you dont know tho lmfaoo


800k sub detractor w


bingo! Some detractors havent figured this out yet. Phil acts this way because its enabled lmfao.

Your posts still suck, but your typing has improved a bit.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Imagine being buckbroken about fucking Subway. They have sucked for at least 15 years. It's like complaining that MacDonalds is a shit burger.

 

[BelgiumPleaDeal]

Lance is DoctorLexus right? They seem to have the same donation habits / chat patterns.

It's all so tiresome that the dents have to make alts to prop up piggy.

 

[PieceofShet]

I wouldnt wish my worst enemy to have a dsp o face tattoo. He is truly the more dented from the two jesus fuckin christ!

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

I wouldnt wish my worst enemy to have a dsp o face tattoo. He is truly the more dented from the two jesus fuckin christ!

DSP is mentally retarded and a spoiled mama's boy narcissist. He didn't have a chance but to make himself a very public clown, he's too low IQ to work an actual job and has lost all of them he's had, not counting the one scam sales position he briefly held and did nothing for, that they wanted to *charge* him to work there.

Rich chose this path. This is infinitely worse. He's knowingly retarding himself out of pure laziness.

 

[Balr0g]

DSP complaining about his inputs in a singleplayer game is funny

But I realized he has charatcers that are 10 levels above mine but he is at the same point in the story as me. I have reached Mococo's station yesterday and my strongest char (Verso) is 26. Did he grind so much? Or did he explore every nook and cranny because a guide said so?

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Imagine being buckbroken about fucking Subway. They have sucked for at least 15 years. It's like complaining that MacDonalds is a shit burger.

Phil has a long, long history of hating on Subway. He went into this fully wanting to hate it, and leaned into it extra hard in yet another pathetic attempt to go viral for something other than hardcore begging or sucking at a video game.

 

[Whaler]

He is milking a SANDWICH

"Imagine thus, you have a farm, but instead of cows, you have 300 pound foot long subs..."

 

[neger psykolog]

There's a sort of meme in the sharty thread, where whenever there is a community happenings update on the site, people make fun of null and the kiwifarms since it is all shit that no one cares about:

Plagued Post in thread 'Soyjak.Party / The Sharty'

May 19, 2025

>ReviewTechUSA has tattooed DarksydePhil's face into his body.

also
>into
>not onto
Is the tattoo located in some inner body cavity, or is Null an ESLdeity?

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Can xe drain Nully's leakage THOUGH?

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I just found this hilarious because it involves DSP and is therefore automatically at least 2-3x funnier.