Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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Bruno Powroznik said:
Bossman was "running" to the "store" so he left a random youtube video on.

The video?

This fucking vice CLUSSY doc. boss thought it was some crime syndicate or something. This caused a situation where a clown girl looking at dragon dildos was shown on bossman's stream.

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Bossman sprints back from the store to turn this clussy shit off and get back to gamba.

@HONKHONKTIME was suspiciously silent during the whole ordeal
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thats beause i was furriously masturbating at the time
 
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So from winning 300k and being high on life and crack, to being strung out, high on crack waiting to be picked up and thrown in jail in the span of a week.

What will the next few days actually look like for our boy? Is he thrown into a cell with a roommate to suffer crack withdrawal symptoms?

How the fuck doesn't this scare someone straight, especially if he has already had to do this exact thing before.
 
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break these cuffs said:
Austin is a severe addict.
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Not only that, but the state and his parents kept putting him in 'rehabs' that were glorified hotels for users to just chill for a bit to get the heat off their back. No interventions in place, no drug weening (kek) plan in place, nuffin. Just eat, piss people off, do a little gamba in the closet.
Then he gets to go home where mama stuffs him with 5k calorie meals 3 times a day, papa rat politely knocks on your door, ARE YA WINNIN SON? Oh. btw, here's your crack pipe, also, there's a black dude at the door saying Christmas came early?
Like, just kill him guys, far more merciful than this.
 
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BT9494 said:
I like this idea.

Oh man, I hope I pull that BMJ 1/1 card that has a real piece of his shattered crack pipe attached to it.
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I think you've got a real pitch here. Sell Null on the idea of Lolcow trading cards or card game and I'll invest.
Like, Magic. I tap 4 transsexual ideology and summon Keffals and you're like well I tap 3 crackrocks and Summon Bossman and his ability is an interrupt called DAMN THAT PUSSY NICE
and I just sit there, flabbergasted at how I was just outplayed even with my first edition shiny Keffals
But...but...
 
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Dizzyuntildeath said:
Not only that, but the state and his parents kept putting him in 'rehabs' that were glorified hotels for users to just chill for a bit to get the heat off their back. No interventions in place, no drug weening (kek) plan in place, nuffin. Just eat, piss people off, do a little gamba in the closet.
Then he gets to go home where mama stuffs him with 5k calorie meals 3 times a day, papa rat politely knocks on your door, ARE YA WINNIN SON? Oh. btw, here's your crack pipe, also, there's a black dude at the door saying Christmas came early?
Like, just kill him guys, far more merciful than this.
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Santa Claus for the 4th time today??? I thought he only came on Christmas

Dizzyuntildeath said:
They're basically trading cards at this point.
Bro, you have his rookie year incarceration card?
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Eventually he will f up so badly they bury him under the prison
 
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