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How many sandwiches did his fat fucking wife scarf down?
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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A Piece of Coal
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I don’t care. I hate this fat, gouty faggot.
Necrosan
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We need more of DSP calling out large companies for their shit quality. #IStandWithDSP.
He was used as an example of how to dumb down games for everyone, I want him being talked about in meetings about how they can cater their sandwiches to people like him. Their new products will be called the "Online Combo" and the "Unblockable Sub".
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It depends if she has arthritis from routinely unhinging her jaw or not.
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It's cute that Phil thinks he should be where Reviewbrah is. Speaking of, Reviewbrah just shit on fast food today and got more views in like 30 seconds.
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Why did Phil look like he was performing fellatio on the sandwiches while he was trying to eat them? That’s not something he learned from Khet.
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You want the answer your fucking emotionally crippled Polack? Subway nowadays is basically a front for shitskinned coolies and pajeets to import their family same as Dunkin Donuts, you find me a non airport subway not run by pajeets or sandniggers and I'll get a frozen brick of GOOOOOHREMAYYYY ramen.
EDIT and of course the fucking smug nigger has to shill himself in the tweet in other news waters wet. You know in hindsight Subway is a good comparison to Phil they're both substandard slop that's cheap and easily available but you gotta hate yourself to enjoy, that or you're a dent.
EDIT and of course the fucking smug nigger has to shill himself in the tweet in other news waters wet. You know in hindsight Subway is a good comparison to Phil they're both substandard slop that's cheap and easily available but you gotta hate yourself to enjoy, that or you're a dent.
I hope the person who manages their Twitter call him a retarded for ordering three subs with everything on it and then complaining because they don't taste like anything unique.
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Plus he restricted access to the tweet. He knows he would get clowned on endlessly if he opens it. And he put it on his DSPReackackack channel to boot
Look at those viral views
Lord_Point
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Woah brave take from fence sitting Phil. Widly dislikes sandwich style slop shop makes slop! Spicy sandwich doesn't taste good to people who don't like spicy food! Sugar bomb desert taste sweet!
The oreo one really riles me up, like him and his fat wife don't eat raw frosting by the can full. You god damn well know what raw frosting taste like phil.
The oreo one really riles me up, like him and his fat wife don't eat raw frosting by the can full. You god damn well know what raw frosting taste like phil.
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Newsflash: Shitty fast food is shitty.
And water is wet.
And water is wet.
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The fake rage from Phil's Goyslop Adventures really was a pathetic attempt to go viral. What is it with these has-been youtubers thinking people suddenly give a shit about their geriatric opinions on fast food?
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One of my favorite research projects when he tried a new style ice cream called Cold Stone Creamery you know the chain that was around since the late 80's and he mentioned what him and mrs. ed got which were specialty flavors as well as the price which was also another one of his most punchable moments when he went on a "i thought people didn't have any money because of inflation yet the line was out the door people have money for ice cream all of a sudden?" anyways if you divided up the cost of both ice creams and the flavor the only way you could've reached it was if they got the biggest size possible in the sprinkle dipped waffle bowl/cone and yes that fat bitch probably ate the half that Phil claims he only ate and left in the freezer.
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What a leech. He's an absolute worm.
"Hey faceless corporation! I hate your food! I ate it in my weird sub 200 viewers show. Now let me give you some backstory on Subway. Subway started out as Pete's subs back in Connecticut...."
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Why does living next to the original Pete's Subs location matter? If I lived one block away from say, the studio where the first Tomb Raider games were made, that wouldn't suddenly make me an expert on the games. I enjoy those games, but how the fuck does it factor into the analysis that you happened to live nearby? Not to mention the stuff that's already been posted about him not even being born yet before they rebranded.
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"If you ever want me to eat your shitty sandwiches again you better apologize to me PUBLICLY!"
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He was envisioning Rambo. Again.
He does that fake grimace when he eats for the same reason he does the fake laugh: He somehow got it into his head that it's quirky and funny off of a single random comment someone made 9 years ago.
He even goes so far as to promote his "eating face" as funny, he was begging KC to show clips of him eating cause it's so hilarious in his mind.
You can see the first time he ate on camera here:
While it's still just the pigroach devouring and the camera is not right on his face, you can tell it's not the ridiculous clown show he does now.
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What Phil really wanted from Subway.
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Confirmed Subway went viral and is doing white hot views! so fucking dented lmao.
Excited for the social experiment today DSP is nervous about the goal being hit without the podcast so please support!
Excited for the social experiment today DSP is nervous about the goal being hit without the podcast so please support!