Zoosadist Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Tablet County]

By the way claudio, I want to ask. Do you drink? And if so, is it through the tube?

Heh... Interesting... you seem to think I drink through my trachea. There's another on the list of people who don't know how human anatomy works. No wonder there are so many trannies in first world countries. Now I'm going to fuck el gato.

How's my Claus RP guys?

 

[malachite]

Heh... Interesting... you seem to think I drink through my trachea. There's another on the list of people who don't know how human anatomy works. No wonder there are so many trannies in first world countries. Now I'm going to fuck el gato.

How's my Claus RP guys?

you forgot the fucking dogshit pile of images that are completely unrelated to the topic

 

[Tablet County]

you forgot the fucking dogshit pile of images that are completely unrelated to the topic

I also forgot to do this.

By the way claudio

By the way Claudio*

I guess I'm just not gay enough to be believable as Claudio.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

you forgot the fucking dogshit pile of images that are completely unrelated to the topic

Don't worry, I'll provide it!







Not entirely accurate for obvious reasons, but I refuse to clutter the thread with full sized images even as a joke.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

It's pretty sad and pathetic that such a trivial thing is bothering you bro.

It shows to me that you're a pussy that can't handle being told how much of a pathetic zoophile you are and is clearly getting into you.

Why do you hit the ignore button and see the message anyways? That's pretty retarded, negrito.

 

[Blazeuser56]

Sounds right to me. Claus is a dog and cat rapist.

Claus probably rapes his dog, too.

I mean his fursona is a lion...

 

[IKOL]

God is my witness @Claudio Hernández Castañeda is my favorite horse scrotum connoseur.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Still catching up from where I was. But damn, Claudio is one hell of a Internet Tough Guy. Half expect him to say he has a 50 cal Desert Eagle and you PUSSIES should be real scared. This guy is too tough for a guy that sounds like Darth Vader with the breathing tube lmao

 

[IKOL]

Still catching up from where I was. But damn, Claudio is one hell of a Internet Tough Guy. Half expect him to say he has a 50 cal Desert Eagle and you PUSSIES should be real scared. This guy is too tough for a guy that sounds like Darth Vader with the breathing tube lmao

Man I had a giant Moscow Guard dog that was raping humans, I'm afraid no gun after raising that faggot. (No I haven't taught him rape)

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

He may be a tough guy, but he will never do a Mongolian throat singing like a real man.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Me: "Claudio wants to have sex with a 15 year old cartoon dog"

Claudio: "False. The dog is 50 years old"

 

[Xev]

Me: "Claudio wants to have sex with a 15 year old cartoon dog"

Claudio: "False. The dog is 50 years old"

The blueprint for winning

 

[30+GameOvers]

This might be the most self-defeating cucked insult I've ever seen. At least Indians and Chinese will pretend they're on even footing with the first world.
Could you imagine? "You pathetic happily married man who loves his kids. Fuck you, you talented fucking cultural icon."

"Go to hell, you absolute legend"
Are we sure Claudio didn't lose an expensive lawsuit before and is now living in debt and poverty? Oh wait, he's Mexican, that just comes naturally to them.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Like, imagine if someone were to criticize the spelling and grammar of a post calling them a retard faggot spic nigger.

Thanks for telling me it bothers you. Never knew a "low life mexican" could offend a le superior gringo like you.

Imagine spending your weekend slap fighting people on your own kf thread and considering that winning.

I was bored.

It's 'cause you raped a cat. When you rape a cat, people tend to talk about it.

Again, you have no evidence of it. You are just making it up.

By the way Claudio*

By the way, Claudio*

God is my witness @Claudio Hernández Castañeda is my favorite horse scrotum connoseur.

...That was so specific.

I mean his fursona is a lion...

I mean, his fursona was a lion...*

Claudio: "False. The dog is 50 years old"

¹

At least moralfag better, guys. If I liked things like the retard Yuffie, I would comprehend you being mad about it. But nope, you are mad about...

Fictional monsters that talk and can make a bunch of enemy soldiers think he is some sort of human hybrid ally for hours.

Big heads up, @Sparkletor 2.0. Being unable to discern timeframes, or the lapse of time, is considered a very low IQ trait.

At least you guys keep proving the fact this is all an act and you don't really care. Otherwise your arguments would not only be stronger, but way more antagonistic. This all feels like banter for the fun of it.

¹Let's ignore the fact the whole 15-16 year old development stage element is an estimate made by humans in the game. Any species would die off if it took them 100+ years to be ready to reproduce. Most real life (animal) mammals need less than 4 years to be ready, guys.

 

[CallmeCicada]

God is my witness @Claudio Hernández Castañeda is my favorite horse scrotum connoseur.

It's not a difficult competion for that title.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

¹Let's ignore the fact the whole 15-16 year old development stage element is an estimate made by humans in the game. Any species would die off if it took them 100+ years to be ready to reproduce. Most real life (animal) mammals need less than 4 years to be ready, guys.

So you agree that Red XIII is prepubescent. And you want to have sex with it. That's the actual definition of both pedophilia and zoophilia.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

"low life mexican"

Why is this in quotes? You're a jobless freak that jacks off to furry porn all day, of course you're a lowlife. Unless you're denying the Mexican part, which is even more bizarre.

At least moralfag better, guys. If I liked things like the retard Yuffie, I would comprehend you being mad about it. But nope, you are mad about...

Fictional monsters that talk and can make a bunch of enemy soldiers think he is some sort of human hybrid ally for hours.

For someone who supposedly hates lolicons, you make the exact same arguements as them.

It doesn't matter if the child that's 3 heads tall is a 500 year old half dragon, or the literal sentient (still has the mental age of a teenager) lion leads an army. You're getting off to the idea of fucking a child/animal, and in 1st world countries that is seen as wrong.

Let's ignore the fact the whole 15-16 year old development stage element is an estimate made by humans in the game. Any species would die off if it took them 100+ years to be ready to reproduce. Most real life (animal) mammals need less than 4 years to be ready, guys.

More lolicon arguements over the ethics of fucking lions. Claudio, I know your furry oc is a lion, but that doesn't mean you're actually a lion.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

The more I read your retardation, the more I am reminded of one occasion both Synthetic Man and Griffin Gaming were absolute retards with me:

Be Griffin Goyming:
— Be known for being condescending and hating woke
— Talk about le woke one day in stream
— Le Mexican gaymer Claudio tells you about how making black characters gay for woke points is buckbreaking.
— Be a retard and be confused about what buckbroken is
— Mexican gaymer Claudio explains what buckbroken is and why black men use it
— Immediatelly accuse Le Mexican chad of watching porn, and to stop doing it.

Be Synthethic Ma'am:
— Be known for hating woke
— Talk about how you hate pandering
— Le mexican chudddyyy Claudio tells you an example of it and that he hates it.
— Because of lack of clarity, sperg against Claudio
— Claudio says he was talking about the whole Pico is BF's ex fiasco and how Newgrounds is promoting FNF
— Sperg again and call Claudio a retard schizo
— Somehow that isn't woke pandering

Both of their reactions make sense if you know nothing about each topic, if you ask me.

 

[slungus22]

The more I read your retardation, the more I am reminded of one occasion both Synthetic Man and Griffin Gaming were absolute retards with me:

Be Griffin Goyming:
— Be known for being condescending and hating woke
— Talk about le woke one day in stream
— Le Mexican gaymer Claudio tells you about how making black characters gay for woke points is buckbreaking.
— Be a retard and be confused about what buckbroken is
— Mexican gaymer Claudio explains what buckbroken is and why black men use it
— Immediatelly accuse Le Mexican chad of watching porn, and to stop doing it.

Be Synthethic Ma'am:
— Be known for hating woke
— Talk about how you hate pandering
— Le mexican chudddyyy Claudio tells you an example of it and that he hates it.
— Because of lack of clarity, sperg against Claudio
— Claudio says he was talking about the whole Pico is BF's ex fiasco and how Newgrounds is promoting FNF
— Sperg again and call Claudio a retard schizo

Both of their reactions make sense if you know nothing about each topic, if you ask me.

 

[Gravemind]

The more I read your retardation, the more I am reminded of one occasion both Synthetic Man and Griffin Gaming were absolute retards with me:

Be Griffin Goyming:
— Be known for being condescending and hating woke
— Talk about le woke one day in stream
— Le Mexican gaymer Claudio tells you about how making black characters gay for woke points is buckbreaking.
— Be a retard and be confused about what buckbroken is
— Mexican gaymer Claudio explains what buckbroken is and why black men use it
— Immediatelly accuse Le Mexican chad of watching porn, and to stop doing it.

Be Synthethic Ma'am:
— Be known for hating woke
— Talk about how you hate pandering
— Le mexican chudddyyy Claudio tells you an example of it and that he hates it.
— Because of lack of clarity, sperg against Claudio
— Claudio says he was talking about the whole Pico is BF's ex fiasco and how Newgrounds is promoting FNF
— Sperg again and call Claudio a retard schizo
— Somehow that isn't woke pandering

Both of their reactions make sense if you know nothing about each topic, if you ask me.

So remind me again, because my IQ is so low and you are obviously so superior, what is it that makes you so superior and important again?