DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[GodModule]

I'd love to show 2014 DSP modern day DSP just to see his reaction to what he'd become

 

[Telemeter]

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"This will go viral like my Homefront video even though I don't make negative content anymore."

Shit out of his ass: "Eat it!"
Subway: "Do not eat it!"

I'd love to show 2014 DSP modern day DSP just to see his reaction to what he'd become

He would just do exactly the same thing. DSP is not really mentally equipped for introspection, and what some hypothetical future DSP does is irrelevant cause he's doing everything correct.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Confirmed Subway went viral and is doing white hot views! so fucking dented lmao.

Excited for the social experiment today DSP is nervous about the goal being hit without the podcast so please support!

To be fair to the piggy his channels are in such a sorry state that getting 1k views in less than 24 hours is an accomplishment for MMXXV Phail.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Hello fags. I am back for a VERY autistic reason. Phil lived by the 2nd Pete's Sub store, not the 1st. The 1st was opened at Jewit Ave and Main St in Bridgeport. The 2nd was at Boston Ave and East Main.

 

[Baklava]

Someone asked him about the Pete's Subs thing and he dismisses it by saying "It doesn't matter what the store says on the front. It had the Pete's Subs stuff still inside the store. My dad went there when it was Pete's Subs!" My guess is he thought it was called Pete's Subs when he was a kid because his dad still called it that, maybe. I love this doubling down on being some kind of sandwich chain OG.

 

[Lord_Point]

Subway is so fucking boring and generic if the original CEO of Pete's sub and tug sat next to me and offered to tell me about his meaningful connection to subway I'd probably just pretend I had somewhere better to be.

It is inconceivable how much less I care about some fat tards meaningful connection to subway because their dad took them to the 2nd store they opened or something.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

I'd love to show 2014 DSP modern day DSP just to see his reaction to what he'd become

Immediately, 2014 Phil would ask how much modern day Phil makes.

 

[Twrx]

Immediately, 2014 Phil would ask how much modern day Phil makes.

And if even told stuff that has happened to present Phil, 2014 Phil would change nothing.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Hello fags. I am back for a VERY autistic reason. Phil lived by the 2nd Pete's Sub store, not the 1st. The 1st was opened at Jewit Ave and Main St in Bridgeport. The 2nd was at Boston Ave and East Main.

Thanks, I was about to call this out as it's like 3 miles away from his parents house. Phil effectively and completely unnecessarily doxes himself and his family again, btw.

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

We had another mini "Eat It!" rant, this time over someone asking him to stop calling viewers idiots

 

[EmpGulcasa]

We had another mini "Eat It!" rant, this time over someone asking him to stop calling viewers idiots

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Chill, positive vibes.

 

[Luigi Mangione]

We had another mini "Eat It!" rant, this time over someone asking him to stop calling viewers idiots

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He just can't admit he was wrong on anything unless under the most intense of pressure. I think that's what got him so angry, getting corrected on something is somehow "disrespectful" to him because he is always right and everyone else is the one in the wrong.

 

[Comma]

Our true and honest gamer guy skipped pre-stream to dive straight into Doom today.

The result after not even one hour of (very shitty) gameplay:

 

[Luigi Mangione]

He seems especially angry tonight. If he's got Capcom for the late stream tonight, there's a chance he just erupt.

 

[Ardath]

He still did like a 40 minute slideshow and 40 minute pre stream lmao, which is just his "podcast"

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Christ this fucking faggot really is dying on the subway hill oh and PSA: Connecticut is a faggot shit state and residents are the whorespawn of New York and Boston longshoreman aside from Minnesotans and Hawaiins there is noone who say so much yet brings so little as an amerimutt than a Connecticutian. OK rant over I'll take my MATIs with relish and grilled onions.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So, Phil's idea for the Subway tweet was to go viral in the same way that the Doom video went viral? By being shown to be an idiot, and following that up by being an even bigger idiot??

Is this man retarded?!

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

So, Phil's idea for the Subway tweet was to go viral in the same way that the Doom video went viral? By being shown to be an idiot, and following that up by being an even bigger idiot??

Is this man retarded?!

He knows “hateful” content is the only thing that will bring people in now. Don’t get me wrong, phil is a hateful piece of shit; however, I think he knows now that negative shit brings in people to his stream which means more money. Ffs He lost his mind over a cookie to bring weens in. Can’t wait for his full hate saga when he screams the n word during his stream. Gonna be hard to “mr. Positive” after that

 

[The GOUT-HATERS Handbook]

So, Phil's idea for the Subway tweet was to go viral in the same way that the Doom video went viral

I don't know about you, but these tweets are definitely equal in terms of virality

 

[Halloween23]

Love how he seems to think that he's some badass outspoken rebel for saying Subway sucks when I'm pretty sure that's been the general consensus for probably a decade now. There's a reason why over the last few years they've had to completely revamp their menu and marketing and add gimmicks like meat slicers. I guess DSP is forever stuck in 2010 when everyone gave them a pass because you could get a big sandwich for $5