DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

DSP is mentally retarded and a spoiled mama's boy narcissist. He didn't have a chance but to make himself a very public clown, he's too low IQ to work an actual job and has lost all of them he's had, not counting the one scam sales position he briefly held and did nothing for, that they wanted to *charge* him to work there.

Rich chose this path. This is infinitely worse. He's knowingly retarding himself out of pure laziness.

You forgot to mention that sales job was a neopotism job and it seems to be relatively high paying and he somehow also screwed that up.

 

[LieLieFyre]

He is milking a SANDWICH

Guess he is still holding that grudge. Then again it's the only constant thing about him.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

I can see Alt honestly starting to pull away from pre-streams; they are a big nothing. I have barely watched any Phil content in May. The content is not contentinting at all.

I wish he'd stop with the 'Ack the King + *insert game* until tip' and just watch AtK. Those old episodes with the totally not made up by him viewer questions are far more entertaining than Phil's mahdern era trash gameplay.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

You know shit's rough when you have to bring in DSP is the Goat to save the business
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E: He's milking the Subway DSP tries it, look at 600 total views

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Spoiler: Autistic Rant

Holy fuck can this nigger shut the fuck up about fucking Subway? Yes, everyone knows it's shit, it's Subway, that's why you go out to other places. Case in point: I was on a trip to Phoenix over the weekend and went to this place called Capriotti's because I was hungry. They had a variety of hot and cold sandwiches, all made (cooked if hot) right in front of you, and the Wagyu Cheesesteak I got was amazing.
As a supposed sandwich connoisseur how Phil doesn't know this is beyond me. You don't go to Subway because it's good, you go because it's 3pm and you want to pretend you're going to be healthy after a lengthy hangover.

in the last thumbnail, you could see he’s trying to make a “viral” video. No one cares that you don’t like subway, Phil. Now go see your dying mother.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

I wish he'd stop with the 'Ack the King + *insert game* until tip' and just watch AtK. Those old episodes with the totally not made up by him viewer questions are far more entertaining than Phil's mahdern era trash gameplay.

They really are. I just close it once they tune into the godawful gameplay.

 

[Balr0g]

Can somehow imagine why Phil tries to go viral: his views are tanking (again). He is slowly approaching the 400k threshold. While he can command his whales to support as needed he can't escape the slow, continual decline of his "legacy". He only goes viral when others joke about him not for any insightful message or take. There isn't a "DSP said something smart for once" on the horizon. And even if we have seen with the ProJared tweet that people take a look and then fuck off

 

[Grease Fountain]

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"This will go viral like my Homefront video even though I don't make negative content anymore."

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Phil thinks that he's a great content creator and that his problem is discoverability. That's why he's always going clown mode to make clips or viral moments. His whole business is currently banking on hitting a viral moment so he can be discovered.

Except here's a secondary problem aside from the fast that he's not a great content creator, when he does go viral, it's the doom kind of stuff.

That is quotably quoted, if there is something that belongs in the maxims of Phil it's this, like anything in his life he's putting all his chips on another fallout 4 totally not the 4K patch but I post it on the day of the patch and use deceptive language to make people believe it is moment.

 

[Burl McMillan]

Except here's a secondary problem aside from the fast that he's not a great content creator, when he does go viral, it's the doom kind of stuff.

I'm pretty sure he already had a chance to get some organic fresh eyes when a big streamer raided into him a few years back. Then there's the Oscars tweet bump. Then there's the GTA Definitive Edition bump. Every single time, even if it's not going viral from being an absolute mouth drooler like the Zelda clips incidents, he's blown it.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Can somehow imagine why Phil tries to go viral: his views are tanking (again). He is slowly approaching the 400k threshold. While he can command his whales to support as needed he can't escape the slow, continual decline of his "legacy". He only goes viral when others joke about him not for any insightful message or take. There isn't a "DSP said something smart for once" on the horizon. And even if we have seen with the ProJared tweet that people take a look and then fuck off

I think he's also desperate to get rid of the viral Doom clip that's been making the rounds. He hates that so many people saw it "without context" or whatever his excuses are, so he wants to redeem himself (again) with a viral clip where people can laugh with and not at him.

 

[Telemeter]

I'm pretty sure he already had a chance to get some organic fresh eyes when a big streamer raided into him a few years back. Then there's the Oscars tweet bump. Then there's the GTA Definitive Edition bump. Every single time, even if it's not going viral from being an absolute mouth drooler like the Zelda clips incidents, he's blown it.

Any time he gets pahsitive attention he tries to be in his best behavior for like an hour or two, before he can't take it anymore and starts begging. And this is only for a single stream, tops, next stream will be back to the usual snorting, burping and begging like a crackhead.

It's also impossible for anyone with a working brain to listen to Phil for more than an hour to realize he's full of bullshit about everything cause he's such a compulsive yet incompetent liar, it turns people off immediately.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

That is quotably quoted, if there is something that belongs in the maxims of Phil it's this, like anything in his life he's putting all his chips on another fallout 4 totally not the 4K patch but I post it on the day of the patch and use deceptive language to make people believe it is moment.

That's somehow crazy how, for someone who's been 16+ years in the industry, he's still struggling to grasp trends.

Every time he tries to go viral he is either late or he tries to deceive normies (allah Fallout 4k)

As for the "day 1 clown mode" syndrome I think he legit thinks that would bring new people

But come on, nobody sane would watch that shit and go "that guy is funny" especially since 80% of it is scat humor and the rest is racial humor..

 

[Ardath]

DSP complaining about his inputs in a singleplayer game is funny

But I realized he has charatcers that are 10 levels above mine but he is at the same point in the story as me. I have reached Mococo's station yesterday and my strongest char (Verso) is 26. Did he grind so much? Or did he explore every nook and cranny because a guide said so?

He explores every nook and cranny, and fights every enemy if it takes him 80 tries to beat it so be it, its the reason his playthroughs on average are 20 hours longer than they should be, and he's always over leveled, which makes him struggling games so much funnier because its usually him with the most items and xp you can get still failing, I'm sure his builds are dogshit too.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I'm sure his builds are dogshit too.

I haven't played the game yet but from a few of the comments from the clips I've seen of him sucking at the game, yeah they are. Apparently he doesn't play to any of the characters' strengths and doesn't specialize them in one of the areas they're good at, instead he tries making them into jacks of all trades which doesn't work. I don't know how true that is.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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"This will go viral like my Homefront video even though I don't make negative content anymore."

Imagine spending time (read: 5 minutes) scouring the stream to find a frame that doesn't make you look like a complete idiot, but still choosing one that looks like shit, and using that in an attempt at clickbait, even though you've mentioned multiple times that you don't do that.

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

He explores every nook and cranny, and fights every enemy if it takes him 80 tries to beat it so be it, its the reason his playthroughs on average are 20 hours longer than they should be, and he's always over leveled, which makes him struggling games so much funnier because its usually him with the most items and xp you can get still failing, I'm sure his builds are dogshit too.

Nowadays that even RPGs cant be safe from is insane youtube guides that come out in under a week with MOST OP BUILD or TOP 10 MUST GET PICTOS for shit like this and it's why him taking forever to get through a game helps him feel better about himself.

He acts like he naturally progresses these things and goes "cold turkey" as he would say, then next thing you know he magically knows the answers to the back of the book but doesn't show his work, and somehow his party takes like 1/5th the damage he normally should take and ends up going through all these paths that come across some OP shit for his characters.

You seem him just fall into these paths in RPGs or games where it requires no actual mechanics where he breezes through shit, and then loses his fuckin mind on driving games or DOOM. You see how much he finally snaps when he comes across an optional boss in COE33 that pushes his shit in because he can't just auto attack it to death.

 

[Shocked and Horrified]

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Straight up zombified gameplay.

Now that's the face of a sussessful and happy shtreamer.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

The more he goes out of his way to be boring the less money he'll make. As the restreamers or detractor channels find other things to hyperfixate on his dents will get fewer retard boners over "owning the haters" and will be less inclined to give him money. He'll need to fake drama or start entertaining us, the real audience, sooner or later.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

One of the gayest and most pathetic tweets in a while

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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One of the gayest and most pathetic tweets in a while

This idiot is really trying to run with this.

REEminder: Pete’s Subs changed its name to Subway in 1972. Guess who wasn’t even born yet?

And what a surprise, he hit the pussy button so only Subway can respond. I guess Phil doesn’t want people to call him a fat liar again.