Artcow SamanthaPrater / EruzaArto / DefyingGravityAgain / Emily Nicole Cassidy / Willowtheway / Uniloax - Special Ed Art Thief and "Big Bonned" Attention Whore; Perpetual Liar; Cucumber Princess; Negligent Animal Abuser; Twice Investigated for Murder

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Cheat sheet for Emily:
Fat - not a joke
Retarded - true statement
X-ray machine to trace through hand - joke
Disgusting apartment - not a joke
Harassing Zephyr - real
Stalking Lamby - real
Owns cloning laboratory - probable joke
Art theft - proven fact
Pedophile enabler - factually correct
Killed Kirstin - true
Killed kittens - actually happened
Emily has a penis - trolling
Stole Grandpa's credit card - real

Hope this helps.
 
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NerdShamer said:
So do you have any recommendations from the football broadcast that she can draw? Maybe you could threadban Catgirls for an week if she actually goes through with it.
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As much as I want to state that threadbanning one of the people archiving her nonsense as a joke is a stupid idea, I'm fine with it so long as someone else takes over Tumblr/Xitter archival duty.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Owns cloning laboratory - probable joke
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That's actually true, how else do you explain the incredibly specific denials of how the current iteration of Runic is not a clone? Along with how she only films him once every other week?
Catgirls are Love said:
As much as I want to state that threadbanning one of the people archiving her nonsense as a joke is a stupid idea, I'm fine with it so long as someone else takes over Tumblr/Xitter archival duty.
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Well, we all know that she'll never do realism because she's scared of being sued for defamation
 
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NerdShamer said:
Well, we all know that she'll never do realism because she's scared of being sued for defamation
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Rage is a very powerful motivator and while I haven't quite reached the dreaded Single Letter Status as part of her vendetta, in a world where Emily had the power to pick a single Farmer to immediately die via scarf strangulation I'm likely either at or near the top of the list. If Emily saw an opportunity to inflict any measure of "harm" on me or make me "shut up" I'd honestly be surprised if she didn't seriously consider following through. She probably only didn't follow through on her threat on filling her Tumblr with images I'd "be disgusted by" since I hold the power of Right Click and she's too incompetent to think of an alternative that I wouldn't deal with faster than she could implement it.
 
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Catgirls are Love said:
Rage is a very powerful motivator and while I haven't quite reached the dreaded Single Letter Status as part of her vendetta, in a world where Emily had the power to pick a single Farmer to immediately die via scarf strangulation I'm likely either at or near the top of the list. If Emily saw an opportunity to inflict any measure of "harm" on me or make me "shut up" I'd honestly be surprised if she didn't seriously consider following through. She probably only didn't follow through on her threat on filling her Tumblr with images I'd "be disgusted by" since I hold the power of Right Click and she's too incompetent to think of an alternative that I wouldn't deal with faster than she could implement it.
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She's too lazy to follow through with any threat. Say what you want about Stebbins but at least he's motivated. He's a parasite like her, but at least he's willing to do the work to sue people for nothing.
 
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tomford said:
She's too lazy to follow through with any threat. Say what you want about Stebbins but at least he's motivated. He's a parasite like her, but at least he's willing to do the work to sue people for nothing.
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Not quite true; while she's far too stupid and lazy to wade into the legal system, she's definitely willing to invest the time into spamming reporting systems for websites when she believes she'll get the result she wants. Case in point; the original URL for the Samnation blog which Emily reported again and again until some flunky took it down just to shut her up, and my alternative Blusky handle. Who knows how many reports have been sent my way via Tumblr that've just been binned for being nonsense.
 
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Catgirls are Love said:
in a world where Emily had the power to pick a single Farmer to immediately die via scarf strangulation I'm likely either at or near the top of the list.
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I'm pretty sure that she'll initially after Null and Trombonista for repeatedly rescinding her opportunities to defend herself. Sparkletor and Bargehast for trolling her too much with their artwork.

After that, it's basically an coin toss between you and literally everyone else.


Day 6 of me posting my art with zero context
 
Catgirls are Love said:
Not quite true; while she's far too stupid and lazy to wade into the legal system, she's definitely willing to invest the time into spamming reporting systems for websites when she believes she'll get the result she wants. Case in point; the original URL for the Samnation blog which Emily reported again and again until some flunky took it down just to shut her up, and my alternative Blusky handle. Who knows how many reports have been sent my way via Tumblr that've just been binned for being nonsense.
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I meant legal threats. She is willing to do the lazy thing and spam report, because that requires zero effort on her part. Should've clarified.
 
Catgirls are Love said:
Rage is a very powerful motivator and while I haven't quite reached the dreaded Single Letter Status as part of her vendetta, in a world where Emily had the power to pick a single Farmer to immediately die via scarf strangulation I'm likely either at or near the top of the list. If Emily saw an opportunity to inflict any measure of "harm" on me or make me "shut up" I'd honestly be surprised if she didn't seriously consider following through. She probably only didn't follow through on her threat on filling her Tumblr with images I'd "be disgusted by" since I hold the power of Right Click and she's too incompetent to think of an alternative that I wouldn't deal with faster than she could implement it.
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You could apply this to all thread regulars since she has alluded to fantasising over what she would do if she met us irl in the past. Too bad she will have to settle for impotent rage as this thread has the facts and her responses are wishful thinking at best.
Tbh I thought I was tied with you on the shitlist for a while. She really doesn't like us archiving her posts. Only difference is my name is a little silly to be ranting about on Tumblr whereas "Catgirls" is a simple term she can internalise.
 
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Catgirls are Love said:
Rage is a very powerful motivator and while I haven't quite reached the dreaded Single Letter Status as part of her vendetta, in a world where Emily had the power to pick a single Farmer to immediately die via scarf strangulation I'm likely either at or near the top of the list. If Emily saw an opportunity to inflict any measure of "harm" on me or make me "shut up" I'd honestly be surprised if she didn't seriously consider following through. She probably only didn't follow through on her threat on filling her Tumblr with images I'd "be disgusted by" since I hold the power of Right Click and she's too incompetent to think of an alternative that I wouldn't deal with faster than she could implement it.
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This is true. I saw in Community News that a lolcow who HATES carrots with a passion ate one on video on a bet that saw a poster she hated threadbanned for merely a week. I could see Em doing this to get one of her main "tormentors" here threadbanned for a while.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
This is true. I saw in Community News that a lolcow who HATES carrots with a passion ate one on video on a bet that saw a poster she hated threadbanned for merely a week. I could see Em doing this to get one of her main "tormentors" here threadbanned for a while.
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Emily had a chance to have the thread locked by drawing Josh Allen and didn’t do it but you think Emily will do it to get rid of Cat Girls? Call me crazy but I don’t think Emily would do it. It’d be the same thing “I don’t draw in that style! Look at this random drawing instead”
 
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Mission Failed (Tumblr) (Tumblr 2) (Tumblr 3).
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I'd already Right Clicked.
 
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