Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

[Captain Ahab]

The funny thing about cornstarch enjoyers is that they aren’t even good at making complex, flavorful food. Dusting your discount meat with some stale Lowry’s isn’t the pinnacle of cooking.

Compare it to Thai or traditional Chinese with all their fermented ingredients, fresh herbs, spices and aromatics, and a lot of emphasis on properly balancing savoriness, sweetness, saltiness, bitterness, and sourness, and playing with different textures, etc., and it’s almost laughable how amateur and unimpressive black food is.

I’m all for making food exciting and flavorful, but black cooking ain’t it. To me it’s just a different shade of old-timey white American cooking with half the spice rack thrown onto it to cover up poor quality ingredients and lack of skill.

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

if you grow carrots under stress, poor soil, and water, and pick them too early they can come out bitter. Or if you store them poorly or too long they can go bitter.
I love chomping down on a raw carrot straight out of the vegetable bin in the fridge, and in my lived experience the larger carrots that have been in there a bit too long go bitter near the leafy end. (solution is dont eat the last inch or two)

if you get nice carrots you probably dont see this, its only with the "reject 2nd grade" ones that i have noticed (can buy a bag of ugly fruit or veg here that are unusual shapes, or split or whatever).
so full benefit of the doubt, they could live somewhere where only low grade carrots are available/just buys the cheapest.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Any food that hasn't just been handed to them through a window and isn't already microwaved by a teenager and wrapped in colorful paper, is a totally foreign concept which confuses them to no end.

we've been comparing niggers to the wrong animal. they're not monkeys. they're koalas.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

we've been comparing niggers to the wrong animal. they're not monkeys. they're koalas.

Koalas are much more polite, gentle and harmless, the two have NOTHING in common except chlamydia

 

[vomitusdeux]

Koalas are much more polite, gentle and harmless, the two have NOTHING in common except chlamydia

Koalas have tiny little retard brains that are incapable of determining real food and only eat slop leaves low in nutritional density. Niggers have brains programmed to bright wrappers, toxic levels of processing, and low levels of nutritional density. That's more the joke I was going for with that one.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Koalas have tiny little retard brains that are incapable of determining real food and only eat slop leaves low in nutritional density. Niggers have brains programmed to bright wrappers, toxic levels of processing, and low levels of nutritional density. That's more the joke I was going for with that one.

Koalas have evolved to sustain themselves off of large amounts of such leaves because it's safe and abundant, evolving to eat something else may have been more efficient but also riskier

Negroes did not evolve to eat processed fast food fryed chickin, twinkies and purple drank

 

[vomitusdeux]

Koalas have evolved to sustain themselves off of large amounts of such leaves because it's safe and abundant, evolving to eat something else may have been more efficient but also riskier

Negroes did not evolve to eat processed fast food fryed chickin, twinkies and purple drank

Alright I concede. koalas have two up on niggers.

 

[AnOminous]

Compare it to Thai or traditional Chinese with all their fermented ingredients, fresh herbs, spices and aromatics, and a lot of emphasis on properly balancing savoriness, sweetness, saltiness, bitterness, and sourness, and playing with different textures, etc., and it’s almost laughable how amateur and unimpressive black food is.

Comparing gourmet tier Thai to ghetto groid isn't really fair. There are some really impressive soul food cooks out there and they aren't just relying on Lawry's and cornstarch.

Koalas have tiny little retard brains that are incapable of determining real food and only eat slop leaves low in nutritional density. Niggers have brains programmed to bright wrappers, toxic levels of processing, and low levels of nutritional density. That's more the joke I was going for with that one.

Koalas may be one of the dumbest animals alive but they don't eat eucalyptus because they're stupid. They eat them because almost nothing else eats them so they have a monopoly on it, because the leaves are poisonous to almost anything else. So they evolved into a niche where they get to eat something they have a monopoly on and don't have to compete with other animals for it.

That's why they can be utter retard animals, because they don't have to be smarter than anything other than a leaf.

 

[Señora Airi]

I love chomping down on a raw carrot straight

Bugs Bunny is a kiwifren.

 

[vomitusdeux]

They eat them because almost nothing else eats them so they have a monopoly on it

Koalas are way smarter than I gave their little peanut brains credit for.

 

[Ed Special]

Koalas are way smarter than I gave their little peanut brains credit for.

On the contrary - their hyperspecialized diet is the exact reason they're so stupid, angry, and mean and their brains are so disproportionately small and aerodynamic. They're also on the exceedingly short list of mammals that can starve to death with a full stomach because of how uniquely terrible their diet is.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

This koala thread now.

 

[Pedophobe]

Koalas are way smarter than I gave their little peanut brains credit for.

On the contrary - their hyperspecialized diet is the exact reason they're so stupid, angry, and mean and their brains are so disproportionately small and aerodynamic. They're also on the exceedingly short list of mammals that can starve to death with a full stomach because of how uniquely terrible their diet is.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

My "Italians-Americans aren't remotely Italian and are the worst form of LARPers" message underlying it I think they are objecting to.

I don't know man, as far as ethnic LARPers go I think black people pretending to be Japanese, Egyptian, Jewish and "Moorish" (somehow all at once) is quite a bit worse then some guy who had a great grandpa from Sicily saying gabagool and wearing gold chains. White "my great-great-great-great grandma was 1/64th Cherokee man!" people who pretend to be Indians might even be worse.

 

[Scream Tail]

This koala thread now.

Koalas and Corn Starch Americans both have high rates of Chlamydia.

 

[FedPostalService]

Koalas and Corn Starch Americans both have high rates of Chlamydia.

What are koalas rates of incest like? And do koalas blame it all on slavery?

 

[NoReturn]

They're just chill little guys.

 

[Stoneheart]

Michael Bay is a McDonald’s. Black chefs are Uwe Boll.

Uwe Boll only pretended to be retarded, he is pretty talented and based, he not only made fanstatic movies like postal, he also helped people evading taxes by doing so.

 

[AssignedEva]

so full benefit of the doubt, they could live somewhere where only low grade carrots are available/just buys the cheapest.

Possibly not even that, she's just objecting to the presence of carrots specifically in a pot roast... so maybe grandma used some old, dried up cheap carrots and didn't peel them when making pot roast.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I don't know man, as far as ethnic LARPers go I think black people pretending to be Japanese, Egyptian, Jewish and "Moorish" (somehow all at once) is quite a bit worse then some guy who had a great grandpa from Sicily saying gabagool and wearing gold chains. White "my great-great-great-great grandma was 1/64th Cherokee man!" people who pretend to be Indians might even be worse.
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At least the Cherokee larpers have a higher chance of actually having some sort of American Indian in their family tree. Intermingling with Europeans wasn't uncommon for any part of the Americas once they showed up. Still dumb to run around acting like it's anything more than a neat fun fact unless you're wanting the gibs feather Indians get. The black Americans pretending to be Egyptian or whatever have no incentive to do this. They're pretending for free.